Chapter 2 the return of the Lich
"Hello, I'm Mordecai and this is Rigby. Where are we anyways? The last thing I remember was being at the park's house." said Mordecai. He wasn't sure if this was a dream or not.
"Come inside. We will talk more of what happen to you and we can describe ourselves to each other," Jake told the guest.
As they walk inside the tree house. "The last thing we did yesterday was that we got yelled at by our boss." Rigby told them their story.
"We, mostly Rigby, broke an old wizard house and he said we were curse for the remainder of our lives." Mordecai told Jake and Finn if they knew any wizards that would do that. "Where are we anyways?"
"You're in the Land of Ooo. There are many kingdoms in the land." Finn told them. 'The main ones we going to are the Candy Kingdom, Ice Kingdom, Lumpy Space, the Nightosphere, Graveyard Kingdom, and the Fire Kingdom." Finn mumbles the last kingdom, because he didn't want to remind himself about FP.
"What kingdom was the last one, Finn?" asked Rigby. He was pretty sure that Finn was embarrassed about the last kingdom.
"The Fire Kingdom." Jake told them. "Finn's likes the princess of that kingdom. He hasn't been winning her heart the last couples of times. Also that's the most of the kingdoms we go to anyways. Maybe Beemo knows a couple of castles."
"Hey, in Candy Kingdom, can we eat almost anything in there." asked Rigby, trying to make it should like a joke.
"Yeah. Almost everything, but the citizens." Finn told Rigby.
"Oh no. I was supposed to see Margaret. We will going on a date, and know I got to find my out of this place. Wait, why haven't I heard about the Land of Ooo in any geography books?" asked Mordecai.
"What are these geography books you are talking about." asked Finn.
"Wait. They must be from the past. Probably before the Mushroom war. They are at least a thousand years old." Jake told Finn.
"No. It can't be. That would mean Margaret is dead. Also Eileen, Muscle Man, High 5-ghost, Pops and Benson are dead. Damn it!" yelled Mordecai.
"Skips could be alive some where in Ooo." Rigby told them.
"Beemo knows a kingdom that can help you guys. The kingdom is the Technomancer Kingdom. King Techmo lives there." Beemo told them as it walks through the room with four glasses of water.
"Wait, we a guy named Techmo, maybe that is the same guy." Rigby said in a voice of hope and cheer.
"But first of all, why is that bird on fire, along with that part of the forest." Mordecai told them in a nervous voice.
"Hey, don't judge me. It was that fire chick over there." the bird told them as he flew away.
"That is Flame Princess, and that is who I have a crush one. Let's try to claim her down." Finn said in a loving, happy voice.
In the deepest room of the Lich lair.
"Poor hero. You been defeating in a couple of seconds, your sword has been destroyed, and you are going to die. Now answer me this. How was your day." a creepy weird werewolf in a commander costume.
"Oh that's right. We cut of his tongue too." A mean, grumpy, terrifying vampire told him. He was a very though vampire and very tall one.
"Well, here we are. Time to bring back the Lich. You got the possess snail." the giant told them. "Maybe the why wolf can help us now."
"Hmm. First, I need a heart of a hero." the why wolf began to tell them. The werewolf ripped out the hero's heart. "Second I need a flambit creature." The vampire took out a box when a small flambit inside. "Third, I need a nuke bomb." The giant took a bomb that was near. "Now add them together, and we got the liquid to revive him. Know we add the snail and we got one strong, super terrifying, badass Lich King." The why wolf started to laugh.
As he drops the snail, the Lich pop out of the bowl, but with the snail still alive and possessed. "Where are Finn and Jake so I can kill them, and make the whole land of Ooo can also pay."
"Sir what are we going to do." asked the giant.
"Dracula the vampire, Freddy the giant, Jason the werewolf and nightmare the why wolf be prepared." said the Lich.
"For what?" ask Jason.
"I never thought you guys are essential, you're crude and unspeakably plain, but maybe you guys have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain. I know you're powers of retention, are as wet as a penguin's backsides, but thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all upstairs, but we're talking about royalties and successions, even you can't be caught unawares. So prepared for a chance of a lifetime, be prepared for sensational news, a shining new era, and is tiptoeing nearer" the Lich begin to sing.
"And where do we feature?" asked freddy.
"Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded, when at last I'm given my dues! And injustice deliciously squared, Be Prepared!" the Lich continued.
"Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?" asked nightmare.
"For the death of the royalties." yelled the Lich.
"What are they sick?" asked Dracula.
"No fool! We're going to kill them and the heroes too." yelled the Lich.
"Great idea! Who needs them?" asked Jason.
"No royalties. No royalties." yelled Freddy.
"Idiots, there will be a king." yelled the Lich.
"But you said?" asked Jason.
"Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!"
"Yay, all right! Long live the king! Long live the king!" they all said at once.
"Its' great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be all-time adored. Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected, to take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee, the point that I must emphasize is, you won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century, be prepared for the murkiest scam, meticulous planning tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply why I'll be king undisputed respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes my claws and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!" the Lich finished singing.
"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!" the four said together after the Lich.
"But what do we do first, my lord." asked Jason.
"First we need to kill Finn and Jake." said the Lich and he started to laugh as he walked away.
End of Chapter 2. The song was be prepared with some words changing to fit with the land of Ooo. Ideas in the review can help me out and I will add everybody's idea at the end of the chapter.