The Academy of The Gifted Nins
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Disclaimer: Don't Own Naruto :(
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srry it took so long to update!! i'm really srry!! well here it is!! enjoy!!
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"Okay class, good morning." The voice startled many, and a lot of people jumped up in their seats.
"What's so good about the morning?" a few kids grumbled.
"You! Why are you late?!" The blonde behind Sakura jumped up on his desk and pointed an accusing finger at the silver-haired man.
He smiled through his mask, and rubbed the back of his head. "Well you see, I saw a flying hippo giving birth to a polka-dotted zebra, and I just had to help the poor guy. He was in pain!"
Naruto stared at him before sitting back down. "Oh, I see. Well that's okay I guess. Just don't be late next time."
Everyone stared at the blue-eyed boy in disbelief. Oh good lord, how gullible was this guy?
"Uh, right," the man continued, but eyed the boy warily. "I'm Hatake Kakashi, your homeroom teacher. Please refrain from calling me Kaka-sensei, unless you are my lover." He winked.
"EWWWWWWWW!!!! YOU PERVERT!! THAT'S SO GROSS!!!! I WANT A SCHEDULE CHANGE!! SENSEI!!" Sakura screamed while some girls swooned.
"Yes, Sakura?"
The girl, just realizing she had called the teacher, banged her head repeatedly on the table.
As the teacher slowly approached her, she looked up and scrambled back. "Get away from me!"
Kakashi continued on as if she hadn't said anything.
"AIEEEEE!!!!" She screamed and looked around. The pinkette grabbed Naruto and held him in front of her, closing her eyes. "Take him instead!! I'm too young to get raped!"
Naruto, who had been eating ramen at the time, quickly stashed the bowl behind his back. He slurped the noodle hanging out of his mouth.\
Nonetheless, Kakashi caught him. "Why are you eating ramen in my class?" He demanded.
Naruto shrunk back in fear. "Uh, well, you see…."
"You didn't even offer me any!" Kakashi folded his arms and stared down at the 15-year-old.
"Uh, here." Naruto held out his ramen as everyone gasped. Naruto handing over ramen? What has the world come to?
Just as Kakashi was about to reach out and grab the bowl, the bell rang, signaling that first period was over. Naruto quickly snatched his backpack and Sakura, and held onto his bowl of miso ramen while darting out of the classroom.
'Saved by the bell,' He thought, and ran into room 9.
There was a seating chart by the door. He found his class and stared at it. "Sakura!
You sit next to me!"
She sighed and followed the blue-eyed boy to his seat.
"Alright listen up you maggots! This is…. actually I'm not sure what this is. What is this?" The teacher was standing in front of the desk.
Everyone sweatdropped. Was this teacher for real?
"Uh…. Um, S-s-s-ssurvival 101." A timid voice called out.
Everyone turned to face the navy-haired girl who called out. Hinata blushed and poked her index fingers together.
The door was heard opening and everyone turned back around to face the door.
"You! You're late!"
The raven-haired boy stared back at the teacher unemotionally. "What are you talking about? The bell hasn't rung."
"Oh," She scratched the back of her head. "Of course! I knew that. Just find your seat." She mumbled the last part.
"Hn." He looked at the chart next to him for a few seconds before turning back around. The boy walked down the rows, and every girl he passed swooned. The onyx-eyed teen came to a stop in Sakura's row. He sat next to her. (A/N like those desks at the academy, if you get confused.)
Sakura looked up at him. "Hey Sasuke! Haven't seen you in some time."
He didn't even spare her a glance.
The pink-haired teen frowned. She didn't like being ignored. "Well fine then. Be an ass."
When this didn't get any response she huffed. Another approach then.
The girl smirked. "Say Sasuke. Since the time you left, did you ever model?"
The pale boy's ears perked up. He turned to her and smirked. "Well I certainly do have the looks. Why do you ask?"
"Well," she paused. "I was wondering if your hair starred as a chicken's butt in a commercial or something."
The smirk instantly fell off. "Well ex-cuuuuuuuuuuse me."
She looked at him weirdly. "Did you know you just sounded really gay right then?"
He crossed his arms. "I'm not gay, you are!"
Sakura rolled her eyes. "That would be lesbian, you dobe."
Sasuke's eye twitched. "You did not just call me dobe. That name is reserved for that dobe!" He pointed to Naruto.
"Well guess what?" She leaned forward. "I just did."
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
Everyone turned to stare at the boy.
"As I was saying." The pinkette sighed. "Gayness."
"Annoying fan girl."
"Retard."
"Doofus."
"Idiot."
"Fat-ass."
"Man-whore."
"Slut."
"Bitch."
"Loser."
"Dork."
"Smart ass."
"Dumb ass."
"Imbecile."
"Drag queen."
"Ugly."
"Hermaphrodite."
"Homo sapiens."
Sakura stared at him. "That mean human, you idiot."
He turned away. "Shut up."
"No."
"Do you have a death wish?"
"Do you?"
The youngest Uchiha snorted. "Yeah right. Like you could kill me."
"You wanna know my plans?"
The boy rolled his eyes.
( A/N This might be a litte too much for some people. So don't read if you're easily nasueated or whatever.)
"Well I could get you in your sleep and tie you to a chair. Then I will wake you up and lock you in a room with horny fangirls."
"No! Not the fangirls!" He shouted in horror.
"Oh yes." She smirked. "Then after they are done, I shall use the Chinese water torture. After that I will burn you on every inch of your body. Then I will throw you in ice cold water, infested with Great White sharks. After they are done with you, I will dunk you repeatedly in boiling water, pulling you out each time, a second away from death. Afterwards I will place your body on a bed of sharp needles. After that, I will pierce every part of your body. Then," Her eyes gleamed wickedly. "I will cut you apart from your manliness."
His eyes widened in horror. "No," he whispered.
"Then I shall cut every part of your body, and put them in the market. Then people, fangirls, will get your pieces and eat them. That is it. Not very descriptive or very imaginative, but just a basis of what will happen."
Sakura turned to him. Only to find him rocking in a corner of the room sucking his thumb.
"Uh, Sasuke?"
"I want to go home."
After a few more moments of staring at the teen, everyone returned to what they were doing. Sakura sighed and leaned back. What a weird place this is.
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I know it wasn't much, and I took such a long time to update. I'm sorry!! Please R&R!!