Keeping Her And Baby.
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Reed took the bottle of Tabasco sauce out of her hand and smiled at her cautiously.
"Hello Reid," He said as he literally slid into the chair next to her. "How are you feeling today?"
"Hungry," She replied looking blankly at him. "Now may I please have my hotsauce back?"
"Uh," He said faking contemplation. "No, but you may tell the reason as to why you are drinking hot sauce."
"Because," She said mustering all of the sarcasm she had in her body. "I am craving something hot to ingest and well Johnny wasn't around for me to give him a blow job, so I figured I would settle for hot sauce."
Reed looked at her for a moment with a look of shock and frustration.
"That answer is highly unsatisfactory," He said looking her in the eyes. " And...Yeee ouch! The table is freezing!"
Chill felt the table and rolled her eyes.
"No it's not," She said as she wiped her hands across the table. "It feels warm, you know what it is rather warm in here, could some one turn on the AC please?"
"The AC's fine babe," Johnny said pinching the bridge of his nose. "But you're doing it again."
She looked down at herself and realized that she was about to go cold flame.
"Aw crap," She said getting up in just enough time to spare the chair of her cold flame. "What are you all looking at?"
Reed looked only at Johnny this time.
"Again," Reed said with piqued interest. "You mean she's done this before?"
"Yeah," Johnny replied looking between his team leader and his wife. "She's been doing it for a while now."
Sue crossed her arms.
"Exactly how long is a while?" Sue asked thoughtfully.
"I don't know," Johnny said rubbing the back of his neck. "About a month, maybe two, but no more than two months."
Reed looked at Chill in disbelief.
"And you didn't think to tell me this why?" He asked her in frustration.
"I thought it was normal." She said not looking her uncle in the eyes.
"That's a load of crap," Johnny said crossing his arms. "You told me not even two weeks ago that you were worried because you haven't done this since you first got your powers."
She looked at Johnny with all the anger she could muster. Chill angrily reached over into the dishwasher and grabbed a glass and threw it a Johnny's head.
"For one thing you stubborn ass bonehead," She said angrily on the brink of tears. "That was none of his business and two I am perfectly healthy!"
Johnny dodged the glass and looked at her.
"No," He said trying to keep his calm. "You are not fine, you're setting random things on cold fire, and you're puking every morning, I say that constitutes as not being fine!"
She glared at him as tears ran down her cheeks and she took off one of her shoes and threw it at him. This time however she hit him in head.
"Listen to me you horse's ass," She said angrily. "You can kiss my ass!"
"You hit me!," Johnny exclaimed. "Are you crazy?"
"I'll show you crazy!" She shouted taking off her other shoe and throwing at him.
Ben looked on with amusement up until she picked up a large vase and was about to smack him with it.
"Alright Frosty," He said as he grabbed the vase from her hands. "As much as watching Flame brain suffer amuses me you can't kill him, well not until you get a kid off of him any way."
Chill looked at him in horror and whacked him with a near by meat tenderizer.
"Ow," Ben said rubbing his arm. "Reed get your niece, she hit me!"
Sue grabbed the meat hammer away from Chill.
"Why on Earth did you hit Ben for?" Sue demanded.
Chill looked around the room for a moment with tear stained eyes.
"I-I- don't," She said her face changing from anger to fear. "I-I-I gotta get out of this room!"
She quickly ran out of the dining room and into a near by bathroom and locked the door. Johnny ran to the door and tapped on it softly.
"Babe," He softly. "I'm sorry for being a horse's ass, but I'm worried about you... Please babe, just tell me what's wrong."
He heard her sobbing uncontrollably through the door.
"I-I-I-I'mlateagain!" She said sobbing so hard that the words ran together.
Johnny looked at his teammates in confusion.
"Omlette egging?" He whispered to Reed.
Reed shrugged and looked at Ben, who was just as clueless as the other two. Sue however was running the words through her mind.
Omlette egging. Om-let- egg-ing. Om- let- egg-ing. I'm late again! Sue thought to herself. She quietly sneaked out of the group and into her own bathroom. Thinking quickly she grabbed a box and put it under her large night robe and she sneaked back into the group.
"Um," Sue said looking at the three men. "I think I know whats going on, mind if I try?"
Johnny motioned for her to go near the door. She gently tapped on the door.
"Chill," Sue said quietly. "It's me Sue, I think I can help you, but you have to let me in."
Slowly the door creaked open.
"Sue only." She said looking around.
Sue walked in and smiled as she locked the door behind her.
"You missed your period again," She said pulling the box from under her robe. "I think I can help you there."
Chill looked at the box like it was going to bite her, but she took it anyway.
Johnny waited outside pacing back and forth infront of the bathroom door.
"What in the hell is taking them so long anyway?" Johnny asked, his voice laced with frustration.
"Johnny," Reed said trying to calm the young man down. "It has only been six minutes, calm down."
"Yeah," Ben responded trying to lighten the mood. "What could possibly happen in six minutes."
Chill looked at the pregnancy test.
"Holy shit," She yelled loudly. "I'm pregnant!"