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Sorry for the long wait

I'm sorry to say but as you probably know this story has a lot of swearing in it so I hope it doesn't offend anyone blame Hidan its his fault. Oh and this story is a yaoi meaning guyxguy shrugs get over it I guess.

Hidans POV

I awoke from my slumber by a beam of light shooting itself from in-between my curtains and into my eyes " FUCKING STUPID BASTERD LIGHT!"I winced as I scrunched my eyes up trying to block out the light this was going to be a bad day I could tell at least I got to look forward to seeing my eye candy tonight I wonder what his name is?

I rolled out of my bed hitting the floor with a thump "ouch! For Jashin's sake!" I growled my voice clouded with sleep I coughed a few times de-phlegming my throat then standing and removing my boxers from my arse crack. I stretched earning my back to crack then started with my daily routine gelling my hair, brushing my teeth, taking a wiz that kind of stuff.

After I was done I waited for Sasori. I was to start working as a teacher in the Religious educational division for shippuden academy a uni-sex school for trouble makers I myself went there in my younger days.

"C'mon Hidan lets go" Sasori said to me with an impassive face Sasori did not like mornings! And you would die a horrible death if you so much as looked at him in the morning "How dose it feel to know your going to be teaching a class of 30 In 20 minuets you nervous un?" Deidara grinned at me expecting me to be but I shook my head a no and grinned at him "Hiiighhh school giirlllss!" I said in a sing song voice Deidara crinkled his nose at me "Pervert is that all you want to be a teacher for? Plus I though you where gay?" my head vain popped and my eyebrow looked like it was having a fit with how many times it was twitching.

Deidara took notice and chuckled nervously then took shelter in the back seat of Sasori's car "Hidan get in the fucking car or your walking to school!" Sasori said maliciously I could have sworn he was planning to rip my flesh off if I did not do as he said. I quickly slid into the front seat and kept my mouth shut damn Sasori was always scary in mornings!

After 17 minuets of driving and listening to Sasori's annoying classical music and Deidara bitching about how classical music sucks, how clay is awesome and how his hair was a little knotty from when I opened my window to have a cigarette.

We finally pulled up at the school and parked Deidara kissed Sasori discreetly and then ran off to class if anyone found out about their relationship Sasori would be fired and probably arrested sick pervert. I blinked slightly jealous why couldn't I have that with my delivery boy? It Would be a huge thrill my hands started to clam and my pants drew tighter when I started getting improper thoughts of my delivery boy on his knees sucking my--- "HIDAN!" My head snapped up so fast I could have sworn I gave myself whiplash "Yes Sasori?" I said innocently "Were going to be late you jackass!" Sasori said annoyed we all knew how he hated lateness I sighed the mood now destroyed as I walked to reception to be shown the class I was to teach for the year.