Chapter 2

Mohammed! What kind of name is that for a great shinobi like me said the newly appointed suicide

bomber. "it is a great name for a suicide bomber anyway what kind of a name is naruto". it's a better name

than Mohammed" no its not it's the greatest name ever your lucky I assigned such a great name

interrupted the man assigning the names to the solider I'll only join if you let me keep mine. Fine said the

man than naruto popped out with a question when do I get paid? The man said "after your misson" "how much

do I get paid" "17" 17 what? screamed naruto. You know what. No I don't said naruto. you'll see what when you finish your

mission. So what's my mission asked naruto. in a few days said the annoyed man. Than naruto asked what is there to do in this village the man answered nothing.

DAY'S LATER….

Man I haven't eaten in like forever I should have never bought rosseta stone with the money I found in

ground and their wasn't even enough left over to buy food only a glass of water is all I could afford.

Are you naruto asked two guys from behind yes answered the blond suicide bomber. We need you to come

with us why asked naruto. Your mission has been decided you will need to come with us now.

5 minutes later naruto was in their hq with a lot of pictures of this one funny looking guy. then these guys

took him into this one room the first thing he noticed was the funny looking guy in the pictures. then naruto

asked frustrated told them hey! what am I doing here. Then the man asked the gaurds to leave then the man

called naruto bastard! and started rambling about knocking him out and transporting him to this strange place and

then out of rage the man lost control of his chakra and then naruto saw a person he would not expect to see it was … what are you doing here asked naruto you transported me here after teaching a new jutsu you said ill be able to

use shadow clones like you but then when I got it right you atacke me and knoked me out and when I woke up I was transported to this waste land after that I killed this guy (sadam husane) transformed into him and took his place

then I learned this language by buying Rosetta stone. Then just yesterday I lerned that itachi was here and he is the president of the united states. So I need you to kill him for me so I can take my revenge I need you to go to

mexico hi-jack a plane and attack the white house.

thats it for this update next time we will see who is the guy naruto is talking to you probably know who it is though plz review