Big Brother CE 1 Premiere Part 1

Patworx stood in the center of the Big Brother living room, waiting patiently for the twelve houseguests to arrive. He looked up at the camera and waved his hand to greet the audience.

"Hello," he told them. "I am Patworx, and today the first season of Big Brother: Crossover Edition officially begins. At this moment, we are waiting for the 12 houseguests who we will get to know over the next 3 months."

The doorbell rang.

"And here's one now," Patworx smirked. And he got up and opened the door to find a teenage girl with brown hair and glasses.

Meg/A Wrinkle in Time

"Uh, h-hi," she stuttured. She was clearly uncomfortable.

"Hey there, Meg," replied Patworx. "You're the first one to arrive. Don't look so nervous, you're a guest here."

Meg smiled a little, but her nerves didn't go away.

Meg: I have never had a lot of self-confidence. I've been that way ever since I was a small child.

"Take a seat," said Patworx. "The others will be here soon."

As Meg sat down there was another ring at the door. Patrick opened it up to find a friendly-looking blonde in her 20's grinning confidently.

Takano/Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

"Good to see you, Takano!" Patworx said as he shook her hand.

"It is an honor to be here, Patworx!" Takano said.

"Thank you. So far, Meg is the only other arrival. Chat with her for a while."

Takano sat down next to Meg and held out her hand.

"Hey there, Meg," she said. "I'm Miyo Takano, but you can just call me Takano."

Meg stared at Takano for a few seconds before slowly reaching for her hand.

"Nice to meet you," Meg whispered.

Takano: Back in my node, I am the mastermind of one of the biggest government conspiracies in world history. Most people perceive me as nothing more than a kind young woman. Why would anyone ever suspect my staggering intelligence? That money is as good as mine.

The doorbell rang once again. This time, it was a man with a moustache, glasses and a cigar in his mouth. He was also wearing a tuxedo. Poking his head through the door, he looked around the inside of the house and then rolled his eyes.

Groucho/Marx Brothers

"This is the most washed up joint I've stayed at since the Rittenhouse Mansion," he quipped.

"Well, you'd better get used it, Groucho. You may be staying here for up to three months," said Patworx.

Groucho sat next to Takano and shot her a lust filled grin. Takano was slightly rattled, but you wouldn't know it from looking at her.

"There are nine houseguests who've yet to arrive," Patworx said.

"Well they'd better look like this one," Groucho said pointing at Takano. He then put a cigar in his mouth and lit it.

"If you'll pardon," said Takano, "would you please not smoke around me? It agitates my throat."

"When I put a cigar in YOUR mouth, THEN you can complain about your throat," said Groucho.

Takano groaned.

Groucho: Once, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

The doorbell rang again.

"Another houseguest, and not too soon from the looks of it," said Patworx. This time, it was a male teenager with a demented expression and brown hair (though several chunks have it have been pulled out).

Verne/Spud

"BIG BROTHER!" Verne yelled, raising his hands in the air.

"Yes Verne, you are on Big Brother," Patworx said as he rolled his eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Verne ran into the house screaming like a maniac. For the next few seconds, Patworx and the other houseguests watched dumbstruck as Verne screamed incoherently and ran around in indistinct circles.

"VERNE!" Patworx yelled.

Verne quieted down and slowly stopped running. He looked at Patworx with a psychotic grin.

"Take a seat with the others!"

Verne obeyed Patworx, but continued to fidget and babble on the couch. His three housemates said nothing and shot eachother horrified glances.

Verne: CAT WILLY!