Invasion of the Plot Bunnies – Part Two!
Standard Disclaimer. Same applies to last Chapter (I forgot to add it in!)
Chaos reigned over all Middle Earth. There was only one person who could save them all, but she was slightly wrapped up in Legolas…
"Hey! That's not true! I'm concentrating on saving the world! It's just taking a while. It's not my fault. I'm blonde!"
No you're not. You hair is a sludge colour that you dye red.
"Shaddup!"
After that time-consuming bicker with the malevolent force ruling this world (and believe me, I'm a LOT worse than Sauron!), Phoenix actually began to THINK, not a daily occurrence for a sixteen-year-old girl!
"Fifteen! I'm not sixteen 'til 29th January 2002! All prezzies welcome!"
Stop dropping anvil-size hints on these people's heads… well, ok, monitors. I'm trying to decide how you're going to save Middle Earth.
While the New Author, Phoenix's Evil Twin, commonly known as Phoenix2, was contemplating how to save Middle Earth, it was slowly dawning on Phoenix that someone had hi-jacked her story.
"Are you the reason the Plot Bunnies won't obey me anymore?"
No.
"Then who is?"
The Bunnies are. They're strange like that. They'll only obey one Author for one Chapter. Once this Chapter's over, they'll probably obey one new Author, and then cotton on to what's happening. In the Fourth Chapter, the Plot Bunnies rule.
But FASCINATING as this is, I doubt a dissertation of the behavioural patterns f Plot Bunnies will save the world.
"Ok, now you're just being sarcastic."
How could you tell?
"Look, this isn't getting us anywhere…"
Yeah, but it's FUN.
"Shut up! We gotta save the world!"
Phoenix looked around. Legolas had disappeared.
"Is that your doing?" she asked Phoenix2.
Yes. You have to concentrate on saving the world.
After some grumbling and vainly trying to throw things at her diabolical Evil Twin, Phoenix grudgingly admitted that saving the world was a little more important than her own happiness.
"That doesn't mean I have to like it!"
Are we actually going to get on now? The world's NOT going to save itself.
"Well, what on Earth are we MEANT to do? The Plot Bunnies won't listen to me anymore…"
The cogs in Phoenix's brain FINALY started to turn…
"Hey, you're the Author! They'll listen to you!"
But too late…
Sorry, Hun. It's the end of the Chapter. They won't listen to me unless I start a new Fic. Maybe the next Author won't have that darn argumentative streak…
What will happen to Middle Earth? Will anyone save them all from a horrible Plot Bunny death? Will the Authors stop arguing? Will Phoenix and Legolas ever find true love in each other, or even true lust?
Will we ever get a teenager who actually DOES anything!!!!
Tune in, next week… yada yada yada. You all know the drill. REVIEW ALREADY!!!
Standard Disclaimer. Same applies to last Chapter (I forgot to add it in!)
Chaos reigned over all Middle Earth. There was only one person who could save them all, but she was slightly wrapped up in Legolas…
"Hey! That's not true! I'm concentrating on saving the world! It's just taking a while. It's not my fault. I'm blonde!"
No you're not. You hair is a sludge colour that you dye red.
"Shaddup!"
After that time-consuming bicker with the malevolent force ruling this world (and believe me, I'm a LOT worse than Sauron!), Phoenix actually began to THINK, not a daily occurrence for a sixteen-year-old girl!
"Fifteen! I'm not sixteen 'til 29th January 2002! All prezzies welcome!"
Stop dropping anvil-size hints on these people's heads… well, ok, monitors. I'm trying to decide how you're going to save Middle Earth.
While the New Author, Phoenix's Evil Twin, commonly known as Phoenix2, was contemplating how to save Middle Earth, it was slowly dawning on Phoenix that someone had hi-jacked her story.
"Are you the reason the Plot Bunnies won't obey me anymore?"
No.
"Then who is?"
The Bunnies are. They're strange like that. They'll only obey one Author for one Chapter. Once this Chapter's over, they'll probably obey one new Author, and then cotton on to what's happening. In the Fourth Chapter, the Plot Bunnies rule.
But FASCINATING as this is, I doubt a dissertation of the behavioural patterns f Plot Bunnies will save the world.
"Ok, now you're just being sarcastic."
How could you tell?
"Look, this isn't getting us anywhere…"
Yeah, but it's FUN.
"Shut up! We gotta save the world!"
Phoenix looked around. Legolas had disappeared.
"Is that your doing?" she asked Phoenix2.
Yes. You have to concentrate on saving the world.
After some grumbling and vainly trying to throw things at her diabolical Evil Twin, Phoenix grudgingly admitted that saving the world was a little more important than her own happiness.
"That doesn't mean I have to like it!"
Are we actually going to get on now? The world's NOT going to save itself.
"Well, what on Earth are we MEANT to do? The Plot Bunnies won't listen to me anymore…"
The cogs in Phoenix's brain FINALY started to turn…
"Hey, you're the Author! They'll listen to you!"
But too late…
Sorry, Hun. It's the end of the Chapter. They won't listen to me unless I start a new Fic. Maybe the next Author won't have that darn argumentative streak…
What will happen to Middle Earth? Will anyone save them all from a horrible Plot Bunny death? Will the Authors stop arguing? Will Phoenix and Legolas ever find true love in each other, or even true lust?
Will we ever get a teenager who actually DOES anything!!!!
Tune in, next week… yada yada yada. You all know the drill. REVIEW ALREADY!!!