Disclaimer: I don't Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, except Glee (who is my OC).

Note: Warning! Serious fanfics containing slash and lemons ahead.

-Chapter 2: Of Slash and Lemons-

The imaginary gang glanced over Bloo's shoulders and read the title and summary of another story Bloo just clicked.

Brokeback Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
By: SlashLuvAllTheWay
Summary: Three different tales about three lovers with a forbidden passion. Will they ever have a happy ending? Complete. B/M, C/H and E/W Slash.

"I'm sorry, but what is this… slash?" Wilt asked.
"Do I look like the author to you?" Bloo replied disdainfully.
"Co co co co co co co co," Coco said.
"Swordfighting? Cool! I bet it has cool and gruesome violence!"
"But me don't like violence!" Eduardo whines.
"Oh, don't worry, Ed, I'm not sure it won't be that GRUESOME," Glee said.
Everyone started to read the story and—

(A/N: The rest of the fanfic in this fanfic has been censored, and it will not be shown, so your poor innocent minds will not suffer disturbing mental scars for the rest of your life. However, you may only get glimpses of some words from the fanfic.)

"I love you."
-
"Please kiss me!"
-
"I want you tonight!"
-
"Let's try a new position…"
-
Then he pressed his lips against…
-
"… Well, that was fun."

After reading the story, everyone (except Glee) had shocked and disgusted faces.
"WooooOOOOOOW!!!" Glee exclaimed in surprise. "Bloo, you're so MANLY!!! Why couldn't you be like that in real life?"
Bloo fainted; Coco literally turned white; Wilt screamed; and Eduardo turned green and ran out the room. Glee then heard a "ralph" sound outside.
After Glee calmed everyone down, and reviving Bloo, Wilt said, "I'm sorry, but we're not reading a slash again."
"Agreed," Bloo said, shuddering.
"Read what again?" they heard a voice and the Friends turned around to see Mac walking in.
"Hey, guys? What's going on? I saw Eduardo before coming here, he looked kinda sick," Mac said.
"Well, well, well… look who's here. Ickle Mackkie-poo," Bloo remarked coolly.
"Ickle Mackkie— where did you get that silly name?" Mac asked, looking surprised.
"Oh, why don't you ask your girlfriend Goo?"
Mac looks outraged. "Bloo! Goo is not my girlfriend and she never calls me that!"
"Is that a denial? Sus-pi-cioooooouuuuuusssssssss."
"Don't listen to him, Mac. Bloo had just been reading some silly story," Wilt said.
"Bloo, you can't just believe anything you read," Mac told his Imaginary Friend.
"Oh, really? And what history books? Or Cosmopolitan? Or even Batman comics? Do you believe them?" Bloo stated.
"I love Batman!" Glee squealed.

Meanwhile in Gotham City…
"Master Bruce, are you getting a cold? You're shivering," Alfred the butler asked the billionaire Bruce Wayne.
"I think, somewhere, a small green imaginary friend was talking about me as Batman…"
Back at Foster's Home…

Mac shook his head with impatience and stopped when the computer caught his eye.
"Hey, what have you been reading?" he asked, burning with curiosity.
"Co co co co," Coco replied.
"Fanfiction? Wow, I thought they never exist!" Mac exclaimed.
"What?" Bloo gasped. "You knew this stuff?"
"Well, not really. But I heard that 'fanfiction' is a community of stories, called 'fanfics', written by admirers, called 'fans', of a TV show, movie, or book they like. And most of the stories are usually made up for entertainment."
Bloo stared at Mac with his jaw hanging open. "You knew this stuff and you never told me?!!?"
"Hey, since you know fanfiction, Mac, maybe you can help us figure out which fanfic is a good one or not," Wilt suggested.
"Well, I don't know… I heard that fanfics are notorious for bad plots and something else I don't remember," Mac said hesitantly.
"Oh, be a sport, Ickle Macckie-poo," Bloo teased.
"All right! Just stop calling me that!"
Mac took Bloo's seat and looks for another story.
"Hey, I think I found a good one." Mac began to read the summary. "Bloo just found the love of his life. Slash…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" The Imaginary Friends screamed, startling Mac.
"Okay, okay, I won't check it out!" Mac said quickly. Then he spotted another story. "Hey, what about this one?"

Imaginary Kisses
Summary: Frankie spends a night with a certain tall, red imaginary friend. Extreme Lemon.

"Oooooooooh, I think I know who this 'tall, red imaginary friend' is," Bloo said slyly, winking at Wilt.
"I don't see what's the big deal, Bloo; I mean, Frankie and I are just friends."
"Sus-pi-ciooooouuuusssssssssss."
"I never heard of this 'lemon' before, wonder what that means," Mac said.
Glee thought for a while.
"Oooh, juice!" she said excitedly.
"See, Bloo, it could be me and Frankie selling lemonade at night," Wilt tells the blue Friend. Bloo just scoffed.

"Um, I never heard of someone selling lemonades at night," Mac stated, thinking.

"Wonder who does that?" Glee wondered.

"Galactic Overlord," Bloo replied.

Mac ignores his imaginary friend and clicks on the story and they began reading.

(A/N: Again, most of the story won't be shown here; use your imagination.)

Frankie feels his gentle hand all over her skin and her shirt was pulled off. She pressed her lips against his a passionate hunger she didn't knew it existed. Wilt returned that kiss, and they fell gracefully upon the bed... Their moans were the only thing heard in that room, including the movements of his muscles gliding up and down ... she was screaming uncontrollably…

At the end of the story…

"Ohmigosh!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO FRANKIE????!!!!?" Mac shouted at Wilt.
"NOTHING I SWEAR!!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" Wilt apologized, blushing wildly and he then runs out the room.
"I think I lost my innocence," Bloo remarked feebly.
"Co co co co co," Coco agreed.
"That is the most beautiful thing I have ever read," Glee sniffed happily.
"Okay, this time, let's look for funny fanfics," Mac decided after calming down.
"But I'll be the one to pick this time," Bloo said.

Bloo pushes Mac off the chair and sits down.

"Lemme see…" the bloo friend scrolls down and spots a new story. "Ooh, how about this?"

Everyone reads the title and the summary.

"It looks okay, and it even says it has humor and parody in it," Mac said.

"What's a parody?" Glee inquired.

"Who cares? It doesn't even say 'slash' or 'lemon' in it!"

Click!

Don't ask me why I put those stories because I HAD TO! And don't you dare say I'm a pervert or something…

What story will they read next? R/R please. No flames.