I do not own JoJo or Persona, and credit goes to Hiimdaisy for the parody comic.
Part 2 (By Vegeta the 3rd)
As they watched Johnny flee, Dojima sighed. "So my nephew is also a pansy. Great. Well, at least he's not some suicidal super hero idiot."
Elsewhere in Fuyuki City, Shirou Emiya sneezed loudly ("AHHCHOO!")... in the confines of his shed. The force was so great it caused every heavy collected and broken item to collapse on top of him and kill him. Bad End #42 was achieved, and the portal to Taiga Dojo started to open...
Back in Inaba, Nanako turned to her father in confusion "What's wrong with super heroes?"
Completely indifferent, her father waved his hand to her while fiddling for another cigarette. "Shaddup Adachi and go fetch your 'American' cousin. Who know how many miles are left in that chair."
A sniffle. "B-but I'm Nanako..."
Part 3 (By me/TIM):
"I can't believe I pushed myself from the train station to here..." Johnny muttered to himself as he looked up to the sky, sitting on the street in front of the completely inconspicuous MOEL gas station.
And what a great place to stop yourself! Now you can go around and explore the town that you will live in for the next year!
"And why exactly should I do that?" Johnny asked with a raised eyebrow. "I'm just going to call Dojima and tell him to pick me up."
So you're lazy too? Wow, this really is a first for me.
"What kind of conscious regularly insults the person it is in?" Johnny glared upwards, sincerely hoping the disembodied voice could somehow see his displeasure.
My kind... or your kind. Our kind? It's very confusing in all honesty. Just roll with it.
"Hey!"
Johnny turned his head to the totally still turning up a profit gas station to see a worker run towards him. A worker with long grey hair... and long eyelashes... and also painted nails.
"What's a fellow normal guy like you doing all the way out here? In my totally normal town?" The gas station attendant asked in a feminine voice trying way to hard to make it low and rugged.
Johnny decided to respond in the most socially acceptable and polite way possible.
"Screw off buddy."
"Come on now fellow normal human!" The attendant grinned from ear to ear as he walked up even closer to Johnny. "We can have some small talk!"
You decided to humor this creepy gas station attendant.
"No I didn't!" Johnny shouted out in anger.
Yes you are!
"No I'm no-!" Johnny then blinked as he saw the extremely unthreatening gas station attendant in front of him. "Damn it!"
"Say, by the way guy..." The gas station attendant's grin greww even wider and his eyes seemed to grow three more sizes. Totally normal human biology. "Can I touch your hand?"
"Wha? No you ca-!"
Then, the attendant's right hand shot forward and touched Johnny's left.
"Te-he!" The attendant giggled out before skipping away. "Thank you!"
"Hey wait, come back here!" Johnny yelled out while shaking his fist, before stopping.
Hey, are you okay?
"Oh yeah jus-" Johnny did not even get to finish his sentence as his cheeks bulged, his skin paled, and he turned his head to the side and began throwing up bad airplane food and various other weird Japanese candy he had gotten from the airport. "Holy Sergio Leone! W-when the hell did I eat corn!?"
Wow, okay... that doesn't look good.
"You think!?"
"Drank too much? You Americans and your alcohol..." Dojima's voice reached Johnny's ears, and he turned his head back to see Dojima sitting in his car with the window pulled down, watching him with Nanako frowning and looking over his shoulder. "Just tough it out ya sissy."
"I don't drink you asshole!"
"What kind of teen doesn't drink? Back in my day..."
"Are you okay? You don't look so good..." Nanako commented softly with her frown growing even deeper.
"I'm throwing up right now. What do you think!?"
This is interesting... could it have been from that creepy gas station attendant?
Johnny frowned. "Hey, you know you might be onto something there..."
NOPE! You're just tired!
"Being tired doesn't make you throw up!"
Shut up and stop thinking about things!
"But what about that weirdo from...?"
What weirdo? I didn't say anything! You must be hearing things!
"But you said...!"
Johnny then blinked as he heard a car begin to drive away, and Johnny turned his head to see Dojima's car going down the street without him.
"Wait you asshole! Come back here!" Johnny shouted angrily as he pushed himself after the moving vehicle commandeered by his uncle.
Truly the start to a wonderful year!
To Be Continued...?
Note: I really don't know what comes to my mind when I make these. But hey, if you can't make fun of yourself you have no sense of humor.
Special thanks to Vegeta the 3rd for adding his own little snippet. Be sure to check out his own fic Fate/Reach Out, wich is awesome and connects the Fate and Persona series perfectly!
Also anyone is welcome to add their own little snippets on this 'abridged' thing as well! Just send them to me and they'll be posted whenever!
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