Julz19 provided me with this idea. I have no medical knowledge. g!p implied and g!p story. Don't like, don't read it. All mistakes are mine. I do not own glee or any characters. Rated M for later chapters.

Chapter One

Chapter Two:

Rachel has been on the job for about two week and everything was going okay. A benefits of the job was that she could stay in the guest house and give her friend, Brittany, her place back. It was fun living with Brittany but she was so unpredictable. Right after she got this job, Brittany brought home a raccoon with a broken leg saying "he needs a comfortable place to rest while he recuperates." After I screamed for bloody murder for ten minutes, I called Lisa and took the offer to move into the guest house. I love Brittany but I can't live with her for long periods of time.

Santana had proven to be an easy and very flirtatious boss so far and she was lucky for that. Rachel had seen too many movies and remember how the maid is always treated like a personal slave. So she was glad that this was not the case.

Santana's POV

"Look, I don't care what they said. I need everything delivered before the 15th. I don't care how much it cost, just get it done."

"Santana, don't have an aneurysm on top of everything else. I can't get paid if you're in "Santana induces" coma. You know I will get it done." Lisa said thru the TV screen. "New topic, how is everything working out with Rachel? Did she pass your trial period?"

"Oh definitely, she is amazing. I never hear or see her cleaning my room. I just wake up and it's done. It's a little creepy really? She told me that she is like my butler too. Care to tell me what that mean?"

"She was on the phone, talking about how this job would almost cover her monthly bills and that she had to figure out something to cover the rest. So I thought I would help her out, on behalf of Santana Lopez of course. So I told her if she looked out for you when myself, Tia, or your mom wasn't here, then I would add $1000 to her check. Her reply was like a butler and I said like a friend and she said "Me and Santana aren't friends". I knew you would have done anything to help. " Lisa replied

"Thank you."

"Can't let nobody know big bad Santana has a heart, right?" laughed Lisa

"Oh I'm sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to ask if you need anything from the store." Said Rachel. I smile as Rachel appears in the doorway. For the past two weeks, I have been shamelessly flirting with Rachel. She thinks it's because there is no one else around but that's definitely not the case, have you seen Rachel?

"Oh, come here. Say hi to Lisa"

"Oh hey Lisa, how are you?"

"Hey Rachel, taking care of Captain Kirk, here?" Lisa laughed while pointing at Santana.

"Of course, thanks again." Replied Rachel. "So anything from the store?"

"I think everything I want is on the top shelf. How will you manage?" By now Rachel had gotten use to Santana bantering and flirting and would sometimes give it right back to her.

"I'll just wear a low cut shirt and ask some big buff dude like this, 'Oh my god your muscles are so big. Can I touch them? You look like you could lift me with ease. Could you help me? Every time I reach up to the top shelf, my skirt comes up. Wouldn't want to give anybody a free show. (She fakes reaching for something on the top shelf) Since my ex-boyfriend left, I just can't seem to do anything for myself.' She finish off with this ridiculous cute giggle. Works every time."

Lisa watched, while laughing at Rachel's antics, as Santana's jaw hung open and she stared at Rachel with a smirk on her face. She knew what that look meant and she couldn't let Santana mess up the only person she could find and get approve for.

I tried to get myself together before Rachel turn around but I still had this smirk on my face from thinking about how I would walk up behind Rachel when she was reaching for the top shelf and press my body against her, getting what she needed off the shelf, before whispering in her ear, 'There you go, beautiful.' My dick twitches at the thought of this. "Real cute Rachel. I'm sure some dickwad will fall for it but you don't have to go the store. My groceries gets delivered at 2."

"Oh ok well I'll just go make a list for next week." Rachel said as she exited the room.

"Lisa, call Dr. T to stop by today."

"Everything ok?" Lisa questioned

"Yeah, my toes are tingling and I wanna ask him about it."

"That might be good news San."

"I know but I don't wanna get my hopes up yet."

"Oh before I go, Santana Giselle Lopez look at me. No! "She said pointing her finger.

"NO, what?"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about."

"No, I don't. Bye, Lisa."

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"Oh butlerrrrrr" I sing.

"Yes, how may I help you?" Rachel said as she rounded the corner.

"I'm bored."

"Well what do you want to do?"

"Anything but watch tv. Do you know how to play chess?"

"Actually yes, my father loved to play and taught me. Let's play."

After two game, they were tied one to one.

"Before we start the next one, I want to make it more interesting. How about strip chess?" I asked with a raise of my eyebrows.

"Uh, not going to happen. How about every move, we ask each other question?"

"No explanation and you have to answer, if not you forfeit. Cool?"

"Yes, that's fine. I have nothing to hide, ole mysterious one." Rachel giggled while setting the board back up.

I'm glad I have a way to get to know Rachel better. They had already got thru the basic; favorite color, favorite animal, etc. "Ok, you turn."

"What do you do for a living?" She moves her knight out front.

"Well, I am the CEO of an entertainment and production company and I run a shelter and resource center for LGBT teens. My turn." I move my first piece. "What caused the divorce?"

"Oh my god, that's wonderful Santana. Getting right into the real stuff. Okay. Me." Rachel slowly responded and moved. "Someone as hot as you, I would assume there is a boyfriend?"

"You think I'm hot. That wasn't really a question but hell naw there is no BOY-friend. I like vagina way too much. Not to mention, the soft lips, thick hips, soft legs, big boobs, and fat asses." I laugh out watching Rachel blush. I move my pawn and ask "I see I gotta ask specific questions, how did you cause the divorce?"

Rachel straighten her back and pressed her lips together. "I cheated on him."

I have to say that I'm impressed, I would have never pegged Rachel as a cheater. Before she moved, she continued "I stop fighting myself and accepted that I was attracted to women and I kissed a co-worker. I tried to live 'right' but it killed me a little every day that I had to pretend. Anyway have you ever been in love?"

"You know that kissing someone one time is not cheating, right? Yea, I been in love. I guess. Have you ever did something you regretted?"

Rachel sigh at the question, "I regret getting married so young. I wish I had found myself before making an important decision like that. Maybe I could have avoided all that had to happen because of me." As she moved her next piece, she asked me "What do you mean you guess you've been in love?"

"It hard for me to date. So there was only one serious relationship and I found out later that it was all for money. I'm a trust fund baby but I also went out and earned my own money so makes the target a bit bigger on my back." I chuckle while answering.

"I'm sorry you had to go thru that." Rachel says as she reaches out and squeezes my hand.

"It's fine. Enough with the sappy, back to the game."

After about 30 moves, Rachel had me in check. I'm looking at her in astonishment. I never lose at chess and I don't plan on it today. "Oww!" I yell while grabbing my right arm.

Rachel jumped up and ran to my side. "Are you okay? Santana, talk to me. Santana?!"

"I don't know but my arm is killing me", holding my left arm. I had to turn away from Rachel so she wouldn't catch the smile on my face.

"I think that you're just being a big baby." I turn in shock at Rachel's tone and what she said.

"How dare you—"

I'm cut off by the sound of Rachel laughing, "You grabbed the wrong arm, idiot. You must really hate losing if you are willing to go this far."

"Hahahahahahaha I gotta pay more attention next time. Wrong arm, that's an amature move." I reply shaking my head. "I'm not losing! The game isn't over until it's over."

Moving to back over to the game, Rachel shakes her head. "Oh you are definitely losing this one." Before she could get too far, I grab her arm and pull her to me, connecting our lips. I move my hand to the back of her neck and put all I have into the kiss. I feel Rachel relax into the kiss and start moving against my lips. Kissing Rachel feels like the stars are exploding, like time stops and speeds up at the same time. My thought are interrupted by a gasp. Rachel suddenly pulls back, cover her mouth with her hand, and runs out whimpering "oh my god, so sorry."

Knock. Knock.

"Hey Ms. Lopez, it's me, Dr. T. You awake in here?" I look up surprised to see him here so soon.

"Yeah, yeah, come in."

"Well I can see that your body is making progress. That's amazing. Let me do some test then we can talk about this."

"Huh, what are you talking about, Doc."

Dr. T just points. As I follow his finger, I see that my dick is standing at full attention. "Holy shit, it still works. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" I do a little dance with my arms until I hear my angel giggles.

"I heard screaming, just wanted to make sure everything was okay." She whispers standing at the doorway.

Dr. T looks at me for confirmation to share the new, but before I could answer I hear another gasp. As I make eye contact with Rachel, I realize she is looking directly at the tent in my lap with a confused face. She looks into my eyes and then turns and leaves. One step forward, ten steps back.

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