It continues; here's segment 2: CB or is it?
Jerry: Welcome back. Finn here wants to sort out a few problems with his ex-girlfriend so he can have closure; now from what I've heard, you think Flame Princess is dating her bodyguard Cinnamon bun?
Finn: Yes.
FP: Oh f**k off!
Finn: Are you dating him or not?
FP: Of course not. He ain't nothing but a pedo anyway.
Finn: Then why did you make him your knight?
FP: HEY HE WAS ACTUALLY BEING HEROIC WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS ME!
Finn: Look I'm sorry for that!
FP: And I'll have you know that he is my real knight!
Finn: Oh ok; so he helped you get your throne back once, emphasis on once, he said he loved you and that is automatically better than me saving your life; helping you to become good and supporting you through a tough period? Is he that much better than me; am I nothing? Do all of the things I did for you not matter now?
FP: At the time and at this point, yes!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Finn: (Disgusted) Y-You know what? I'm done with you. I cannot believe I fell in love with you when you tried to kill me. You were so against attacking the Ice Kingdom at the time yet the first thing you did when you became leader was attack the Goblin Kingdom. Shouldn't you be sucking your "knight's" d**k anyway?
Audience: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
FP: (Enraged by that comment) Ok then; let's go!
Jerry: (To Finn and FP) Settle down!
FP: Shut up! (Tries charging at Jerry but trips over her chair)
Finn: PFFFFFFFFFTT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FP: GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Throws a fireball at Finn and misses hitting CB. Chairs start flying.)
Finn: Lets be sensible about this ok? It was me with the maturity problems; now it's you. I'm sorry I laughed; I found you falling over in your chair funny. (Security stands by him.)
FP: YOU'VE JUST GOT PROBLEMS! (Security grabs her)
Finn: Jeez... Sorry...
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Steve: EVERYONE, SIT DOWN! (Crowd subsides and subdues FP after 10 minutes. Finn and FP sit back down)
Jerry: Ok um; welcome to the show Cinnamon Bun. Now I hear you have something to tell- (cinnamon bun starts stripping off)
Audience: Euuuuug-OOOOOHHHH!
(Cinnamon Bun is revealed to be Shadow the Hedgehog in Disguise)
FP: WHAT THE F**K?!
Finn: Wait what?
Jerry: Well, now I have seen it all. Welcome to the show; Mr?
Shadow: I'm Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog. Pheobe; your conduct as a leader is even worse than that of your father. At least he didn't take away civilian rights. You on the other hand allowed something like; some guy being stupid thanks to something like a dream which involved the cosmic owl and puberty; define who you are and your rule. No secrets and lies... What about surprise birthdays?
Audience: OHHHHHHHH!
Shadow: Deep inside you still love Finn don't you?
FP: Rubbish!
Shadow: Stop that act! You lied to him and yourself; going back on your own policy when your father tried retaking the throne and you were locked up in the cell I got you two out from! You caused Finn to sink into depression because of your arrogance and blatant refusal to listen to him! He lost his arm trying to find his father! He did get another one; but it's a vine basically.
FP: (She stands up in shock) wh-wh-wha?
Shadow: Yes he tried finding his dad; but got his arm ripped off in return. (Throws Finn's old arm on the ground. It's destroyed) Not only that; he inavertedly caused a lot of s**t like Prismo dying; a mass escape of criminals, etc.
FP: (whispers) No...
Finn: I gave up on myself when all that happened! I went through more than anyone should have to face! I wanted to die for f**k's sake; and would have if not for Jake. You couldn't have just given me a chance to explain earlier. (He takes off his skin on his right arm revealing a vine.) You wanted me to be completely honest. Here's the cold hard truth: I feel nothing for you now. I don't even know you anymore. You've gone from a shy, caring, passionate, livewire girl; into this sociopathic, arrogant, selfish,heartless, monster. (Puts his skin back on) You have become the very thing you didn't want to be: evil. All over a silly lie...
FP: (On the verge of tears) no one told me...
Finn: (Stands up) BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU! YOU WILL BE FOREVER HATED BY EVERYONE HERE AND ON OOO AS WELL THANKS TO YOUR ACTIONS, TOWARDS ME, YOUR PEOPLE AND EVERYONE ELSE YOU MANAGED TO PISS OFF! (the audience goes wild)
FP: (runs backstage sobbing and looking extremely upset)
Finn: (Sits back in his chair with his hands on his face looking upset as well.)
Jerry: We'll be right back.
Backstage
FP: (Sobbing)
Jerry: I'm sorry.
FP: They're right; I lied to myself. I went back on my own laws and allowed one thing to ruin perhaps the closest thing I had to a loving relationship. What have I become?!
Jerry: You'll get a chance to explain. Take all the time you need.
On stage
Shadow: (Pats Finn on the back and gives him a bottle of water) It's ok.
Finn: (Sighs) Thanks. How did you know about all of that?
Shadow: I'm the ultimate life form remember? I'm just beyond comprehension.
Finn: I've never been angrier than just then.
Shadow: I've been there myself.
Finn: (walks off to the toilet)
Later...
"?": Sorry I didn't come to help.
Finn: Don't worry about it. Me and Shads did a good enough job of dealing with the situation.
It's supposed to be funny; but also dramatic. This will be as dramatic as it gets though. I'll be updating at least weekly now.