Intro

(Sokka walks in the greenrom to see Sandy and Kimi writing on paper)

Sokka: Hey, guys! Whacha doin?

Kimi: Writing the comedy skits.

Sokka: But, you're the actors, not the writers.

Sandy: We know!

Kimi: We wanna mix it up a bit. Hey look at this bit for your Good Burger character! (gives Sokka paper)

Sokka: "Sokka gets punched in the face" Hey!

Sandy: (points finger on the paper) No. "Sokka the idiot gets punched in the face"!

Sokka: Hey!

Kimi: Don't worry, we bagged on everyone else.

Sandy: Yeah! Take a look at my character from the Blockblister skit! (gives Sokka paper)

Sokka: "Sandy gets a mansion". (shoots a glare at Sandy)

Sandy:. . . we said everyone else!

Sokka: Oh yeah? (grabs a pencil and changes the words) Here. (gives Sandy paper)

Sandy: "Sandy gets a bag of money"?

Kimi: (chuckles) And you spelled it wrong!

Sokka: What! (snatches back paper) Aw! I thought it said, "Sandy gets a bag of dummy"!

Kimi: Let me guess. You're the bag of dummy. (Sandy and Kimi laugh)

Sokka: Yeah. Ha ha. Let me see these others. (grabs a piece of paper) "SpongeBob gets rocket rollerskates"?

SpongeBob: WAHOO! (Spongebob flies through the door in rocket rollerskates and crashes into a bunch of boxes) I'm OK.

Sokka: O...kay then. "Timmy becomes a rapper".

Timmy: (walks into greenroom wearing rapper clothes) (rapping) I'm Tim BuckTooth! I'm lookin for the slueth! Ima parta All that! It is rockin off the bat! Whenever you see me I am funny. I will wait for you, honey! WORD!

Sokka: THAT'S creepy! "Jimmy and Danny become opera singers"? Okay I just don't get this one! (Jimmy and Danny walk in)

Jimmy: (opera singing) Ooooohhh. A Aaaaah. this is AAAAAll That.

Both: This is AAAll Thaaat.

Danny: (opera singing) Oooooohhh. a Aaaah. This is Aaaall That.

Both: This is AAAAAAAaaaaaall THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Sokka:. . . AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH! (runs out the door)

Kimi: Good job, guys!

Timmy: Thanks I actually liked being a rapper. WORD!

SpongeBob: ROCKET ROLLERSKATES ROCK! (faints)

Danny: No person should ever have to opera sing like that again.

Jimmy: i'm with ya.

Sandy: Hey guys, how about we start the show?

Everyone: (Randomly while walking out the door) Yeah! Woo! Let's start the show! yeah! Come on!

Spongebob: (comes to his senses) Rocket. Roller. . . (faints again)