Me: Yet again I must admit the painful truth. But this time I've tied up Stephenie Meyers and J.K Rowling so they can't steal my Root Beer!!! I used one of my most favorite things in the world, Duct Tape! It holds the universe together you see!
*Luna Lovegood pops up*
Luna: Hi! The Wakspurts sent me to tell you to do the disclaimer.
Me: No! They can not make me! Mua ha ha ha!!
Luna: If you don't I'll hex you and take your Root Beer!
Me: Fine! I don't own Twilight or Harry Potter. *mumbles words that should not be heard*
Luna: *Ignores evil and cruel words* Good girl, now on with the story!
Chapter 2
BPOV
I walked into the Great hall the day after I met the Cullens (again). Draco Malfoy walked up to me and said, "Professor Snape looks like he's about to explode from annoyance because of the new healer leach."
I chuckled and said, "I think I know how to make Carlisle be quiet."
Draco gave me a look and asked, "Do you know the leach?"
"I did. I dated his son, Edward, who left me in the middle of a forest. Then I met Severus."
Draco smirked and said, "Thanks, you've given me a lot of info I can use."
I smiled and said, "Use it well." I then walked up to the head table where Carlisle was asking Sev about a million questions. I walked over sat on Sev's lap and kissed him, which shut Carlisle up. When we pulled away Sev said, "Morning Bella."
"Morning Sev." I sit on a chair in between Sev and Carlisle and said, "Why didn't you wait for me?"
My fiancé rolled his eyes and said, "Unlike you, I like to get here so I can eat."
I rolled my eyes and said, "I do eat! It's not my fault I'm a late sleeper!"
He replied, "Yes it is, you can set an alarm or have a house elf wake you up."
"Don't let Hermione hear you say that, even you can't stop her from nagging people about S.P.E.W."
"We'll see who's right about that, my love. We'll see."
"Geez Sev, you sound so evil when you do that."
"You are ignorant to the fact that most people believe me as evil."
"But they don't know you like Albus and myself."
He frowned and said, "Not true."
I smirked and said, "Yep! Albus and I know your every secret." My voice was laced with sarcasm on the last sentence.
"Of course you do love, of course you do."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Yes it is."
"Fine ask me any question you want about yourself!" So for the rest of breakfast we ate and he asked me questions, which I answered correctly. We continued into the classroom.
Finally after he let the students in, including Harry, Ron and Hermione, he asked, "Fine, what is my favorite occasion."
I stared at him open mouthed and he smirked. The class laughed. I let out a 'Humph!' and said, "I knew everything else."
He rolled his eyes and said, "I have class now."
I rolled my eyes and said, "Fine." I then strode out.