Indi: HELLO AGAIN! (Said in a British accent)

Angel: wait, you're from Boston.

Indi: Shush! They don't know that! (Now in Irish accent)

Angel: I GIVE UP! JUST TELL THEM WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW!!

Indi: (in Italian accent) Okay! Here's our first chapter! Sorry that it took a while! But it's pretty long so that should make up for it!

Angel: will it really?

Indi: YES REALLY YOU DUMBO HEAD!

Angel: is this anytime to insult me!? They can read whatever we say you know!

Indi: and who's fault is that?

Angel: … I'll stop talking now and get to typing.

Chapter 1: Escaping Our Minds

School was about the worst idea ever. Every student in the world had to agree on this. Some, like Izzy, found it too easy. Some, like Alex, just found it to be a waste of time, and would have much rather be doing more important things. Like sleeping, eating, or gossiping about boys. Though, she DID do all of that in school! But still managed to get good grades.

They were in different grades, so they hardly saw each other. Though they managed. Izzy had Jennifer Dylan/J.D., and Sam in most of her classes, so she made due. Alex had to make new friends that she DIDN'T know thanks to her parents and their friends at Sacred Heart hospital.

There was one person that they all hardly ever saw except at the hospital: Jack Cox. He was a senior in high school while everyone, except Alex, were all sophomores. So that left Alex all alone as a freshman. She didn't really care though. They would all graduate sooner or later. She also felt that when she finished freshman year, that Sam would be a sophomore still. So she got some pleasure from that. But there was one thing that she hated about that:

HER PRESIOUS JACK WOULD BE LEAVING FOR COLLEDGE!!!!

She was madly in love with Jack. Though, she and him argued more than holy hell and if you were a normal person, it was hard to tell if you spent more than 30 seconds in a room alone with them

Well, everyone except Izzy.

But then again she was far from normal. And so was Alex. That's what made their friendship so strong! That and they practically grew up together seeing as who their parents were. Even though they were obvious proof otherwise, sometimes they both verbalized their ideas that their dads were gay for each other!

Flashback.

"Do you ever, um, wonder if, well, if my, well, um, our, well, um," Alex said in a stutter.

"Love each other to much and we're really sisters and our moms are just sergeants?" Izzy cut in and asked.

"Ya pretty much. THEN WE COULD BE SISTERS!!!!"

"But your horrible b-ball skills have proven otherwise."

"Mef!"

End flashback.

After school Izzy would find a pointless and stupid reason to go over Alex's house. Even though Elliot was like a second mom to her sometimes she really got annoyed. Even though they speak at the exact same speed.

J.D. however loved having the mini Turk around the house. Now was one of those times.

"Well I think that instead of mouseing and twisting that you should definitely comb over fluff forward and add a little bit of spray." Izzy said to her best friend's dad deep in a conversation about hair while they waited for Alex, at the Dorian residence, to get out of detention, AGAIN!

"I never would have thought of that!" he said hugging the teen.

"It totally goes with your face shape!"

"Ya! That it would!" he said staring into space with a lazed look over his eyes.

"Fantasying again, John?" Alex said surprising them both by coming in the door.

"Did you cut detention again Alex?!" her best friend said standing up and throwing her arms in the air to emphasize her frustration.

"No. I gave the supervisor the left over baloney sandwich I had for lunch. He loved it and let me go." She said throwing her backpack on the floor.

"Didn't I tell you it was a good idea to save that?" Izzy said putting her hands down.

"Yes you did, but that's cause YOU wanted to eat it later!" she said walking to the kitchen.

"But I was huuuuun-gryyyyyyyyy!" Izzy replied cupping her hands in front of her and lowering her voice to sound innocent.

"But you're always huuuuwn-gwyyy" Alex said grabbing a soda.

"That's not my fault!"

"Actually when we tested her metabolism was rather high." J.D. stated cutting into the argument.

"Don't you just love having parents as doctors?!" Alex stated.

"Yes, well, I got a surgeon and a nurse for 'rents. So unless I want to be cut open or have some paper work filed it anit so great for me!" Izzy said sarcastically with one eyebrow raised.

"Did I just here you talk bad about your mother's occupation?" Elliot said walking into the room in a bath robe.

"Wait, WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK MOM!?!?" Alex shouted realizing that she was home.

"My shift doesn't start till 3. By the way, what time is it?"

J.D. checked his watch.

"Here come the 'fricks'" Izzy stated backing away.

"Why?"

"It's 2:57 mom." Alex answered.

"FRICK! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK!" Elliot started to run around frantically. "I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER!!!"

She starts randomly stripping and runs upstairs.

"I'LL HELP YOU!!" J.D. sing songed running after her.

There was a short pause while to two girls looked at each other confused before Elliot's clear voice screams:

"NO YOU WON'T!!!"

THUMP!

Alex and Izzy look at the bottom of the stairs and see J.D. lying there.

"She pushed me!" he said quiet and addible voice.

The two teens started to roll around on the floor in laughter at the mans misfortune.

And that's when Alex's coughing began.

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Angel and Indi: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!!

Angel: are you done with the dumb accents yet?

Indi: (talks in different accent for each word) Why yes off course I am.

Angel: (Falls over anime style) Oi!!!!!

Indi: well what's done is done!