Description: Our crazy fangirls find themselves suddenly thrust into the first Pirates of the Caribbean! Gasp! What will they do when they encounter the dear Captain, a bratty Will, and...a singing barber? Why sing theme music of course! Not your usual self-insert! Warning: contains Will and Elizabeth bashing.

A/N: Why hello there! Here is chapter two in our great adventure! I was thinking about it, and I thought I should add that I don't actually hate Will, but he is just so darn fun to make fun of. You have to admit he does some pretty stupid stuff. Do actually I hate Elizabeth? Well duh! So anyway, please review and let me know what you think. I do not own Pirates, or Charlie the Unicorn, or anything else except for me and Gabs.

"They're here," I breathed.

We had been chilling in our room just chatting away, because we were, of course, too excited to sleep. The fact that a pirate invasion was going on outside didn't help either.

"Holy fricken cow, Lys look! It's sooo beautiful!" Gabs was out on the balcony pointing to The Black Pearl.

"Yes I knooooow that. I can see it from this nice, safe bedroom. Now get in here before someone sees you!" Suddenly, we heard girls shrieking, and it sounded like someone was pounding on the door downstairs. We peeked outside and we could see good ole' Lizzie make her way downstairs to warn the doorman dude, but, of course, she failed. Story of her life.

"Ello chum."

BOOM

Insert Lizzie's annoying scream here.

We cringed.

"Well if you didn't want to be seen, I'm pretty sure screaming is the LAST thing you want to do," Gabs said coldly.

"Holy fruitcake! They're coming! Where do we hide?" I quickly shut the door and locked it.

"Um…." She was studying the room thoughtfully.

"Gabs this is not the time for interior decorating! There are some nasty creepy pirates coming this way you know!" She laughed.

"Yes, I know, isn't it exciting?"

"Well, yeah on TV but when you're NOT IN IT!" She was smiling like a cheshire now.

"Aw it's ok we are gonna be fine. Look. Closet. Quick!" and she pulled me inside.

So that is where we stayed for what seemed like ages. We could hear the muffled sounds of a skirmish going on outside, but then everything become silent.

"Ok I think the coast is clear," Gabs whispered.

"What makes you say that?" I inquired.

"Well, for starters, it has been dead quiet for about a half hour now. And it looks like daylight outside."

"Oh…good point. So now what do we do?"

"Go find Will and team up with him and Jack silly."

"Perfect! Lead the way my dear. We're going on an adventure! We're going on an adventure Chhhaaaarrrrlllliiiieeee!" I sang in a high annoying voice. (This should not require explaining…)

Sure enough, as we opened the closet door, we could see the sun rising outside. It was actually an eerie effect because of the glow the sun cast on the wreckage the pirates left behind. The mansion was mostly in tact, but we could see the splintered wood and holes left by the cannonballs. Upon leaving the house, however, we saw that Port Royal had been left in a much worse condition. Townspeople were hurriedly carrying the injured to get medical treatment, repairing houses, and cleaning the street of debris. Port Royal had been turned into a complete disaster zone. It was quite a horrible sight. But my attentions were turned elsewhere.

"Look." I pointed to a motionless Will in the middle of the street, and he was surrounded by…chickens? Hmm dear Will is getting stranger and stranger… I thought.

"Aw poor guy I feel bad for him…I wonder how long he will be unconscious?" We didn't have to wonder any longer, because he slowly woke up and lifted a hand to his head. Yeah, my head would kill too after a hit like that. We quickly ran over to him.

"Will! They took Elizabeth!" Wow I was a better actress than I thought. Just saying her name with a straight face took all my willpower.

"I know," he replied, "I have to save her! I just don't know how…" he said sheepishly. Then his face clouded over. "How do you know my name?" Crap.

"Um…(I thought of a lie and I thought of it quick) Elizabeth has told us a lot about you," I said with a grin, "so we thought it best to come to you for help."

"Don't worry we will come with you to save her," Gabi added, "We can work as a team."

"Do we have an accord?" I asked and held out my hand. He looked at it blankly for a few seconds, and then took it with a smile.

"Agreed." Then we helped him up.

"I think we should go and ask the Commodore for help," Turner said thoughtfully.

"Uh I don't think that will be the best idea."

"Lyssa's right. Commodore Norrington may have a….different approach to saving her. Wants all the credit to himself so to speak. Thinks he knows everything. Just trust us, he's not going to be any help."

"Well, you may be right, but we have to try anyway." We sighed and followed William to the Commoroderly place. (Me: is that a word? Gabs: Well it is now.)

"I do not mean to sound rude," Will stated as we walked along, "but I am curious as to why you want to help me." I looked at him blankly. Double crap. We really need to plan these things ahead of time.

"Elizabeth…is…" I turned to Gabs for help. She gave me a look that said gee thanks a lot, but finished without skipping a beat.

"Elizabeth is my cousin."

Will looked at her skeptically, and with good reason. Although my bestie was, like, ten times prettier than dear Lizzie, they looked nothing alike. While Elizabeth had light brown, curled hair and a shorter stature, Gabs was taller, with almost black hair that was layered with fringe bangs. And instead of brown eyes, Gabs had greenish ones. Perfect emo haircut, but not good if you are trying to pass as the Governor's prissy daughter's cousin.

I jumped in, "They are more like distant cousins, twice removed, on her father's side…or something like that."

"Ah."

Finally, underneath a stone arch, we saw the Commodore, who was intensely studying a map. The Governor and a few soldiers were standing around him as well, probably waiting for orders. Hasty Will ran up to them.

"They've taken her. They've taken Elizabeth!" Yes Will, I think the whole Caribbean has established that fact.

"Mr. Murtogg, remove this man," Norrington replied in monotone. Murtogg moved over to obey his order, but Will moved away from his grasp.

"Well someone put on their grumpy pants today," I whispered to Gabs.

"We have to hunt them down. We must save her."

"And where do you propose we start?" Governor Swann inquired. "If you have any information concerning my daughter, please share it.

"That Jack Sparrow. He talked about the Black Pearl." Murtogg stated.

"Mentioned it, is more what he did," his friend corrected.

"Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him. He could lead us to it."

"No-"

"Nooo, ah." Gabi said the same time as Norrington, but emphasized it a lot more. This was one of our favorite inside jokes in the movie. I threw my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing in the supposedly serious moment. Norry just stared at her strangely and she winked at him. He continued, "The pirates who invaded this Fort left Sparrow locked in his cell ergo they are not his allies. Governor, we will establish their most likely course?"

Wait for it…

"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" Will screeched throwing his axe into the map.

"That's not good enough!" Gabi copied.

"I love weddings! Drinks all around!" I sang.

"One."

"Two!"

"One…"

Again, blank stares. We stopped and stared at our feet. (A/N: if you have seen the Why is the Rum Gone Remix video on YouTube, you will know exactly what we are talking about)

"Mr. Turner, you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith and this is not the moment for rash actions," he said, pulling Will aside. "Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth."

"They should have called this Drama of the Caribbean, huh?" I whispered to Gabs. She giggled.

Back in the jail, Jack was anxiously picking the lock with a bone, but to no avail. He heard footsteps and quickly lied down in the cell, trying to appear nonchalant. We made our entrance.

"You. Sparrow."

"It's Captain Sparrow, Will," I corrected. Jack looked up at us.

"Captain Sparrow," Will repeated.

"Aye."

"You are familiar with that ship? The Black Pearl?"

"Is he familiar with it?" Gabi asked incredulously, "he-". I shot her a warning glance.

"Not yet, love," I whispered.

"Sorry I just got carried away." We smiled. Will and Jack had continued some of their conversation already.

"…It's an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is," Jack said matter-of-factly.

Will was starting to get frustrated. "The ship's real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?"

Jack studied his nails. "Why ask me?"

"Because you're a pirate." Gabs said, taking Will's line.

"And you want to turn pirate yourself, love, is that it?" He said sweetly.

"Heck yes!" We high-fived. Will just looked disgusted.

"Well, at least one of you is already a pirate," Jack said mysteriously, his unyielding gaze was fixed on me. I looked at him in shock.

"Aye, love, I know about your distinctive mark," he said, motioning to my arm, "Noticed it when I was saving you from the crushing black oblivion, I did. But not to worry, your secret is safe with me." He smiled.

"Thanks, Captain Jack." I smiled back. Will just rolled his eyes.

"Well, I will never become a pirate. They took Miss Swann," he said as almost an afterthought.

"Oh, so it is that you've found a gurl. I see. Well, if you're intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady's 'eart you'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me."

"I can get you out of here."

"'Ow's that? The key's run off."

"I helped build these cells. These are half pin-barrel hinges." Will explained. He grabbed a bench and placed it in the cell door. "With the right leverage and the proper application of strength, the door will lift free."

Jack seemed thoughtful. "What are your names? Well, other than Miss Todd here," he said, motioning to Gabi. "Sorry 'bout that, love." She smiled and shrugged.

"Pirate. You did what's right by you, you can't expect more than that," She replied, taking one of Jack's later quotes. "But you can just call me Gabi." He nodded and turned his attentions to me.

"And Miss…"

"Parker," I lied. I needed a good name, and my favorite superhero's would have to do. "Alyssa Parker. But just call me Lys or Lyssa. I'm not one for formalities either."

"Sounds right by me," he replied with an adorable side grin. I almost melted. No, this was not the right time. Control those darn hormones… I thought to myself.

"And I'm William Turner," he said, clearly frustrated and annoyed. Geez Will, take a chill pill, seriously.

Jack pouted momentarily because he interrupted our "moment", but then turned serious.

"That will be short for William, I imagine. Good, strong name. No doubt, named for your father, eh?"

"Yes."

"Uh-huh. Well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?"

"Agreed," and the two shook on it.

"Agreed. Get me out," Jack said with a wave of his hands.

The three of us worked together to push the bench down, lifting the door free, and making a lot of noise in the process.

"Hurry. Someone will have heard that," Will said trying to be cool. HAHAHA….HAHA…HA…Good joke!

"Not without my effects."

"Why bother with that? You could have escaped if you killed me before but you weren't willing to use it."

"Are you advising me that was a mistake?" Jack inquired, holding the gun to Will. "When you've only got one shot it's best to wait for the opportune moment. That wasn't it. Nor is this," he continued, putting the pistol away.

We ran through the town swiftly, which was pretty hard for Gabs and me considering we kept tripping on our, dress/nightgown/robe things (think Elizabeth's outfit when she's taken on the Pearl). Sure it was pretty, but trying to be piratey in a dress is really awkward. Like really, really awkward. Not to mention uncomfortable.

We finally approached the stone bridge and watched silently. Jack had his eyes on the Interceptor, Gabi and I had our eyes on him, and Will was shifting his eyes back and fourth. He was just plain confused.

"We're going to steal the ship," he stated, trying to sound like he knew what he was talking about. Looking at the nearby Dauntless he asked, "That ship?"

"Commandeer," I corrected. Jack looked at me.

"Right. Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save 'er?"

"I'd die for her," he replied passionately. Gabi and I looked at each other. It was almost sweet…

"Oh, good. No worries, then," Jack said cheerfully. "And you two," he continued turning to us, "are you certain that 'ou are indeed prepared to brave all manner of hindrances and peril to assist us in this little escapade? Although I don't doubt that you are, in fact, capable," he added.

"Aye, Captain," we stated simultaneously.

Several minutes later, we found ourselves underneath an updside-down rowboat underwater. It's a lot harder than it looks, trust us.

"This is either madness, or brilliance," Gabs exclaimed. Oh yes, she was gonna start stealing some lines now. Will kicked her in the leg. How did he know what I was gonna say? He thought.

"Ow! What the crap Will! You are so gonna pay for that later…"

"Um, alright."

"Don't test me, William."

Splash, a bunch of water had made its way into Gabi's face. Here began some shrieking, splashing and kicking. It was not a pretty sight my friends.

"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide," Jack replied calmly ignoring the little fight behind him.

"And you would be the perfect example of that, wouldn't you?" I asked playfully.

"Of course, Love. I am Captain Jack Sparrow afterall."

After Will had successfully got his foot caught in a lobster trap, we reached the Dauntless. It turns out that rope from said lobster cage is a great way of disabling rudder chains. I guess Will did something right for once. I would have given him a cookie, if I had any with me.

The guys helped us on board, and soon, Jack was yelling, "Everyone stay calm! We are taking over the ship."

"Will, wait!" I called, but it was too late. He was making a fool out of himself, not like that's a big surprise.

"Aye, Avast!"

"Good going, Turner," Gabs said and punched him in the arm. "Ow!" he whined and rubbed the now tender area.

"This ship cannot be crewed by two men and two women. You'll never make it out of the bay." He said smugly. I spoke up.

"Gillette, just because you have a froofy white wig and a suffocating neck scarf tie thing does not make you king of the world. I'm sorry." He glared at me, completely caught off guard. Jack used this moment to his advantage and held up a gun to Gshizzle razor man.

"Son. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

Jack instructed me and Gabi to run around and act like we were sailing the ship to trick Norrington, while he gave Will a 30 second lesson on how not to be an idiot. Will, of course failed the class, and Jack started waving his arms around trying to get him to correct his mistakes. All the while, we were humming the appropriate theme music for this scene. It made it sooo much better. Like seriously, what is Pirates without the music? Then we ran over to Jack who was standing casually with his pistol on his shoulder. Will followed behind.

"Here they come."

And here, Jack turned and gave his iconic grin. We watched open-mouthed, and then did the whole squealing fangirl thing again. It was too amazing for words. We. Almost. Died. However, we were pulled aside to a safe hiding spot while Norrington and his soldiers searched the ship. When it was clear, Gabi ran over to the ropes.

"Tally, ho!" and swung across with such grace and style, it should be illegal.

"That's my girl!" I called. Will took the other rope across, and Gabs threw hers back to Jack and me.

"Hold on tight," he whispered, and I obeyed. Like duh who wouldn't? I was ecstatic. We swung across, and I got the honor of cutting the ropes that connected us and the Dauntless.

Gabi and I grinned like we had just won the lottery, while Jack was at the wheel yelling and waving his hat around.

"Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way. We'd have had a hard time of it by ourselves."

"Come on Gabs, I think we need to find some outfits that are more appropriate for our quest."

"Oh goodie! There better be something emoish!"

We emerged from below deck sometime later looking like the hottest pirates ever. To Gabi's delight, she had found some emo looking pirate clothes, and just her size too (don't ask where the clothes came from, just go with it). She was wearing a black blouse with three-quarter sleeves, so that the tattoo was visible. Over that she had a red vest with gold edging, tight dark grey pants, and black boots that went to her knees. She also had a black belt around her waist with a pistol on each side and a sword. For the finishing touch, she added a red bandana and put some purple feathers in her hair. Around her neck were lots of black necklaces and she had a gold hoop in one ear. The pirate outfit was so her.

I had found some perfect preppy pirate (Say that three times fast) clothes of my own. I had acquired a cream blouse with puffy sleeves that exposed my shoulders, a red vest that laced up the front and looked a lot like a corset, tight brown pants and red knee high boots. I also had a belt around my hips with a pistol and sword tucked inside. Instead of a bandanna, I found some pink cloth and used it to make a headband to control my long wavy brown hair. I still had the medallion around my neck as well but only the chain was visible because it was so long. The result was amazing. I was a real pirate!

We walked up onto the main deck, admiring each other's outfits. We are girls afterall and fashion is almost more important than the actual pirating! As we got closer to Will and Jack, we caught some of their conversation.

"My father was not a pirate." Will pulled out his sword and held it to Jack.

"Dude, Will! Watch where you swing that thing you're gonna hurt someone!" I called. He glared at me, and I smiled innocently back.

"She's right, son. Put it away. It's not worth you getting beat again."

"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd killed you." Jack turned to face him.

"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"

Expertly, Jack turned the wheel so that the yard of the sail swung across.

"Hit the deck!" Gabs yelled. We both fell to the floor so as not to get hit by the beam. Slow brained Will was not so lucky, however, and he suddenly was left hanging over the sea.

"Now, as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention." Jack began. "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for example, I can let you drown but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy and these two lovely ladies here, savvy? So?" Jack swung the beam back in the correct position, and we got up while Will was lying on the ground. "Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?"

"Tortuga?" He asked, taking the sword.

"Tortuga."