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II. Eggshell Humans

Ahsoka didn't really like going to high school on Earth.

It was annoying, bothersome, not to mention that none of the students really learned anything useful. Sure, reading books may be fun for some kids and learning about what x stands for might be interesting for others, but when are you ever going to need those skills in real life?

Ahsoka knew that it definitely wasn't going to save her life when a battalion of clankers were coming her way.

So, of course, she thought about that little concept when she received yet another, big, sixty-five percent on her algebra test.

She rolled her eyes and chucked it into her locker without a word. It wasn't like she was going to get into trouble with getting such bad grades—no one in the house really cared besides Master Kenobi, but he was…well, he was Master Kenobi, for Force's sake!

Ahsoka slung her bag over her shoulder and caught herself in the mirror.

She paused and frowned—it was almost creepy to see herself in humanized-form. Before Master Kenobi, Anakin and she had left for earth, the Jedi had given Ahsoka a small device that would change her appearance, or at least, until she wanted to.

Her usual, white and blue striped lekkus were replaced with shoulder-length blond hair with artificial blue streaks. Ahsoka's skin, which used to be a natural shade of orange-red had been replaced with very, very tan skin that almost looked orange.

Ahsoka narrowed her eyes at the mirror. The only thing that truly remained the same was probably her eyes—thank the Force that the device couldn't change anything about that.

She fixed her bag over her shoulder again and walked out of the school through the courtyard. Seeing that it was her turn to monitor the students, Ahsoka sat down on one of the benches and whipped out a textbook.

One of the worst things about going to high school was that there was just so much homework. Of course, Ahsoka had to do some schoolwork and studying when she was taking classes in the Temple, but at least it was fairly interesting.

"Full of vexation come I, with complaint against my child, Hermia. Stand forth, Demetrius—my noble lord, this man hath my consent to marry her." Ahsoka read out loud and snorted.

She couldn't understand how teenagers on Earth could read this drivel.

A Midsummer Night's Dream? She thought disdainfully. Ugh. No wonder why this civilization is so far behind from us.

Ahsoka was about to force herself into reading another section of the play when there was a loud cry from the center of the courtyard. She looked up to see a small boy, no more than thirteen years old, cowering before an older student, who Ahsoka recognized from the halls of the high school.

"Come on, Colin, stand up!" The older student yelled maliciously. "Didn't you say that you could take me on? Come on!" He stretched out his hands mockingly and Ahsoka frowned. She slowly placed her book into her bag and stood up.

The boy—Colin—whimpered and backed away a couple of inches but was shortly stopped by a pair of other students who looked just as intimidating as the bully.

"I d-didn't mean it like that!" Colin mumbled fearfully. "I d-didn't mean to—"

"You sure about that?" The other student snarled and he shoved Colin forcefully by the shoulders. "Come at me, dude!"

Ahsoka winced as Colin was shoved again but this time, a girl strode up to him. She grabbed Colin's hand and yelled, "That's enough, Bradley!"

The older student—Bradley—smirked. "Aw, picking up the strays, Katie?" He asked. "You're wasting your time, girl."

Katie crossed her arms and said, "Stay away from Colin. He's never done anything to you—he only stated the facts. You're a total cock."

Bradley quickly grabbed Katie's wrist and glared at her. "Don't think you can go around saying that sort of stuff to me just 'cause we broke up," he growled and gave her wrist a tight yank. Katie let out a cry and Ahsoka stormed over to them.

Ahsoka let out a breath of frustration and stormed over to them. She tapped Bradley on the shoulder and as soon as he turned around, she punched him in the nose.

"What the hell?!" Bradley yelled angrily. "Who the hell do you think you're messing with?"

"Pick on someone your own size, moron." Ahsoka replied coolly.

Bradley lunged at Ahsoka, hands curled into fists but Ahsoka easily sidestepped him. She grabbed his arm and twisted it easily behind his back before kicking him in the back of his legs. He let out a howl of pain and face planted into the dirt.

Force, humans here are eggshells, Ahsoka mused to herself as she stood above him.

"You broke my arm!" He yelled.

"I sprained it." Ahsoka replied.

"You broke it!"

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "It's a sprain, trust me. Bug off, now, please."

Bradley scowled at Ahsoka, and, cradling his arm, he stalked away.

xXx

Ahsoka should have known that there would be a phone call home from the principal.

"Thank you for that, Mr. Mowat. Yes, I will talk to her." Master Kenobi was saying on the phone while Ahsoka dug around her dinner with a spoon.

Anakin lifted an eyebrow at Ahsoka as Master Kenobi sat down at the table.

"Snips, what did you do?" He asked slowly.

Ahsoka shrugged. "I dunno." She replied lightly. "Mashed potatoes?"

"Ahsoka, I just got off the phone with the principal. He seemed rather keen to tell me that you…sprained a student's arm." Master Kenobi said seriously.

Ahsoka winced as her master shot her a glare but managed another shrug. "He was hurting someone," she replied. "Two students, actually."

"Ahsoka, we were supposed to keep a low profile." Master Kenobi said tiredly.

"It's not entirely my fault!" Ahsoka replied. "Humans here are like eggshells—seriously, they're so easy to just…hurt. I don't mean that in a bad way!" She added quickly after a rather disproving look from Master Kenobi.

"Snips, I know that you're…superior, but you can't just go around doing that to people." Anakin said quietly.

"You're one to talk," Ahsoka muttered under her breath and stood up to clear away the dishes. She was still rather angry at her master when he walked into her room later that night.

"If you're going to lecture me, I'm not in the mood." Ahsoka muttered, glaring at her book. "The door's right there."

Ahsoka felt Anakin sitting down on her bed and she looked up. "What?" She asked indignantly. "I'd like some privacy, if you don't mind."

For a couple of minutes, Anakin was quiet. Then, Ahsoka heard him laughing.

"Was it any good?" He asked.

Ahsoka felt herself grinning. "Yeah. He was acting like a baby."

Anakin smirked. "Don't tell Obi-wan that I said that," he said and with that, he left Ahsoka's bedroom.


A/N: If you got the Bradley-Colin-Katie references, you are AWESOME! (Bradley James, Colin Morgan and Katie McGrath are actors from BBC's Merlin. XD However, Bradley really isn't a jerk. He's awesome, actually. :))

Ahsoka: ...no. More. MULTIFANDOM.

Me: This isn't technically multifandom-I'm just talking about the actors.

Ahsoka: *humph*

Me: *rolls eyes* Just do the review notice.

Ahsoka: Fine. Review, constructive criticism is allowed, but no hate. There. Done?

Me: Done. And now, I shall go back to watching We're the Millers.

Ahsoka: ...O.O Whoa...that's um...

Me: *covers eyes* Ooh...that's gotta hurt.

Anakin: What the-AHSOKA, COVER YOUR EYES!

Me: Eek...I feel sooo bad for Kenny. [I don't know how to spell his name...but for those of you who have watched We're the Millers, I think you guys know what I'm talking about. XD It's a bit...mature, but it's pretty funny. XD]