I sometimes forget what life used to be like. The days where there was no one following me to make sure I didn't get 'hurt' because I was a 'clumsy Human'. God these sorry excuses for vampires made me want to laugh, I mean who 'sparkles' in the sunlight there like fairies. The first time he went out into the sunlight I thought I was going to break down laughing at how ridiculous it was. Who could be afraid of someone who sparkles like they've poured glitter on themselves I mean come on.

But then he follows me everywhere. He's a little like the Christmas song. He's in my room when I sleep, he knows when I'm awake. He's there when I go outside, he gets his 'sister' to watch my future to see what I'm going to do. As if that's ridiculous enough he took the battery out of my car when I decided to go to the beach I mean some things have to be private right? I have to feed and he's getting in the way it's causing me problems now. I've had enough, I'm hungry and I've had enough of this constant controlling stuff. I swear if he tells me something's too dangerous I'm going to scream.

However something amusing has finally happened the vamp-fairy royalty has decided the 'Human' must be turned for knowing. HA at least its nice to know they are just as ignorant as century's ago. However I've finally decided I've had ENOUGH tomorrow I'm packing up getting my real car from storage and vamp-mousing haha I'll be gone soon enough. I've decided to go to the one and only un-original town of mystic falls where I suppose the falls are mystical...

Apparently mystic falls also has a mystic grill hmmmmmm wonder what's so mystical about a grill... well then at least there will be... I shake my head nope still wont be fun yay lets be surrounded by humans all the time woooooo however at least I wont have to be around the vamp-fairy's and his sulking and constant I want your blood but I must not drink human blood thing. God I get it now shut up already. As if its not bad enough you make everything overly dramatic for example lets go to the woods cue dramatic break up speech blah blah blah run away and leave me there. I mean why cant you dump me near the house its just stupid to take someone into a creepy woods to break up with them and then i had my fun while he wasn't there but then he came back and just as annoying as ever. well anyway now I'm gonna sleep or something will go wrong oh who am I kidding I make it go wrong. Shut up brain I'm trying to sleeeeeeeeeeep.

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I have driven away from that tiny town. Its now in my rear view mirror and i could not be happier. Its good to be back in my black Ferrari LaFerrari I couldn't survive without it. My car is fast and looks amazing. It will take me around two days to get to where I'm going Mystic Falls where I bought my new house and will be staying for the next few years. Its another tiny town but well known around the supernatural community. Its supposedly the new un-dead attraction and strangely where the sun shines the majority of the year so I don't understand how so many vamps are there i mean rings aren't just handed out to any moron. well I've got around 2 days of driving to look forward to but i highly doubt it will take that long speeding isn't a new thing and police officers can be compelled to forget so what the hell.

(About a day later- cuz I'm lazy and travelling is boring)

Finally made it to the 'Mystic Fall' and let me tell you there is nothing really all that mystical about it. My house is just as gorgeous as I thought it looked from the estate agent photo's. I had arranged for all my new furniture to arrive tomorrow because that was the day I was supposed to arrive stupid inaccurate humans. So therefore I'm staying in a hotel tonight but first I'm going to get some actual food - the human kind and I suppose that will have to be at the 'Mystic falls grill' the only restaurant around here. Ridiculous that there's only one restaurant within the vicinity of my house.

(At the grill - cuz once again travellings boring)

Wow this was a dull looking building and yet it seemed popular but then I suppose that anything popular when its the only one around. But I am bored and its time to eat.

I slowly walked towards the door it seemed I would be shown the Humans of the time very quickly within an hour of arriving. The door opened and i walked inside to see the so called 'grill' and walked to the bar and ordered a drink. I stepped back and surveyed the people in the 'grill' there were few inside but that made it better less morons to annoy me after all. there were only 2 men at the bar with me though one in a black leather jacket and another in a boring human looking outfit. I suppose i should attempt to talk to them i sighed and drained my drink slamming it down on the bar.

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This looks serious i thought as i sauntered over to where the two men were standing. Stopping i listened to their conversation after all blackmail in small towns is like gold. Find some and you can have anything. Turning to sit at a table i listened.

'Seriously Damon why can't you just stop?' asked one man

'because its fun' Damon replied

'Stop before i stop you' the other man replied

'Ohhhh i'm so scared' Damon stated mockingly he continued 'What you going to do about it Buffy' he smirked

'End it or this stake will be in your chest' Startled i snapped my head around and smirked so there's a vamp hunter in town and another vampire - it looks like its my time to shine.

Smirking to myself i once again sauntered over to them. 'Hi I'm Bella and you are?'

'Damon' the dark haired, black jacket wearing guy replied

'Alric' The other man snapped

putting on a frightened face i took a step back

'Did i do something wrong?' i asked in an innocent and frightened voice all the while laughing at his idiocy

'Alric' still staring i turned to walk away when 'Damon' grabbed me

Spinning back around i caught his eye and smirked quickly turning back and walking out of the doors and towards my car. Mystic falls might just be fun after all.

I couldn't believe they had FALLEN FOR IT. The simple innocent human disguise. The so-called 'hunter' and another 'vampire' had fallen for petty tricks. Like taking candy from a baby it was so unbelievably simple. Laughable really. Petty tiny minds they must be so ARROGANT as to think they are the worst things around after all the vampire 'Damon' is so young but thinks himself so strong. My God he's only around 150 and still likes to think there's no one stronger or better. He is one of the arrogant people who think themselves the best predator or 'Killer' around well I'll show him what a real predator is and how they act.

Smirking to myself I started to walk back to my car try to grab me will he then he will learn to think before he acts. Itty Bitty vamp thinks he is so strong I will destroy them and all they care for. Rip them to shreds he thought he could dismiss me I will teach that petty vamp a lesson he will NEVER forget.

I got into my car and started driving to my home. Lovely really exactly to my tastes. Well at least the previous owner was... Far away enough to discourage others, close enough to town I could walk and Quite enough that I could hear others approaching from miles away. The perfect home pity the humans had no such senses or maybe they could have lived but oh well no need to dwell on the past after all I have eternity ahead and a few hundred years behind me.

I had made it back home now and I cannot wait for tomorrow who knows what I can do with a small town in a day.

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