Oh, WOW. That's a lot more positive feedback that any of my previous stories. Well, as so many people enjoyed my story, not all of them leaving reviews though, I think I'll write another chapter... IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT! (we will find her)

...First person who gives me the name of the movie I just referenced gets to choose a cameo appearance. But seriously, I'm doing this in the middle of the night.

Well, Enjoy!

Chapter 2

When Michael arrived at the place he sensed his LORD, he was surprised to see him attempting to calm a panicked Fallen Angel. As he drew closer, he heard the Fallen say something that made his blood boil.

"But I tried to KILL you!" Michael prepared to draw a light spear, but stopped when he heard his LORD speak.

"Indeed, you tried to kill me. But you did so with no hatred in your heart, only resignation. But, tell me. Why didn't you go to Azazel when Kokabiel interrupted his orders?"

Michael let his hand fall to his side, unable to believe his ears. God, the King of Kings, was forgiving this wretch? He barely heard the girl mutter an apology, but snapped to attention when he heard his LORD say something truly shocking.

"You don't need to call me that. Call me... You know, I think I'm rather fond of the name I was given upon my rebirth, so call me Issei."

And like a switch was flipped, a great many voices sounded from every hidden corner of the park, all saying the same damn thing: "WHAT!"

It took a few moments before Michael realized he wasn't the only eavesdropper. Though when he looked back at the scene, he was nervous to see a highly amused God- or Issei, as he seemed to prefer- and a notably irritated fallen angel. The fallen seemed to be looking in one specific direction. Michael turned his head to face whatever she was looking at, only to palm his face at the sight of a very Poorly hidden Azazel.

"Hi Mikey."

"GAH!" Michael turned back to see a smirking Go... Issei two feet away, arms crossed. Michael desperately fought to regain his breath.

"Wow. I know I haven't done that in a while, but you really should have trained your awareness while I was gone."

Finally managing to catch his breath, Michael stood straight and prepared to give a report on what happened during God's absence, but G... Issei held up a hand to stop him.

"I know what you're going to say. I haven't been completely out of the loop while I was waiting for a new body, you know. The grim reaper kept me updated on things in the living world. Nice guy, though he could seriously use a girlfriend."

"Pffft." Michael whirled around to see his long-time acquaintance(read: Pain in the ass), Sirzechs Lucifer. "Wow, Big man, I almost forgot that you had such a great sense of humor."

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Issei turned his head towards the red-haired devil and smirked even more. "Zacky. Good to see you again! How's your sister?"

The Current Lucifer spluttered for a moment. "How do you- never mind. Wait... HEY! I thought I told you to stop calling me that!"

Issei shrugged. "Would you rather I call you Zexy? Because I can do that."

Sirzechs flushed red, and while he tried to ignore the giggling coming from a nearby bush that sounded suspiciously like his adorable sister, he muttered, "Zacky's fine, just wonderful. As long as he doesn't call me THAT, I'm fine."

"Thought so. Well, I'm going back to the house I'm currently staying at, see if I can convince the couple that reincarnated me that I really am who I Am. Ta-ta!"

And just as easily as he was there, he was gone again.

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In the Hyoudo household, Gai and Mari Hyoudou wer sitting at the dinner table, waiting for their son to return home. So imagine their shock when he just teleported into the dining room, looking very much different.

"Hi."

The couple stared blankly at their son who was quite literally glowing. "Hi... Why are you wearing a wig?" replied Gai.

Mari looked at her husband in confusion. "Are you seriously going to ignore that he just TELEPORTED in here?"

"Yeah, are you going to ignore that? ...This hair's real, by the way."

"BULLSHIT! You didn't have that hair this morning!"

"I wasn't God this morning... Okay so I was, but I was trapped in a human shell. But that's not the point!"

Silence. Issei looked at his 'parents', to see them looking at each other with wide grins. Gai was the one who broke the silence.

"When was your wager, Mari?"

"September."

"Mine was October, I guess you win."

Realization crashed down on Issei. "You KNEW! And you never told me!"

Issei's parents looked at Him sheepishly. "Of course we knew. How could he NOT notice the immense holy energy coming from my womb?"

"Though for some reason, when you were born, we could only feel a trickle."

"By the way, now that you're You, do you want us to throw away your porn?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the boobs! ...Or ass, ass is good too."

Dumbfounded at this reply, Issei's parents huddled together, whispering. "Did YOU know God was a pervert?" "Well, I guess it makes sense, seeing how many times sex is mentioned in the bible..." "Oh! And Song of Solomon is practically poetic porn!" "Makes sense."

"You guys DO know I can hear you, right? I'm standing right here."

Suddenly, a great wave of information flowed into his brain, filling him with strength.

"...Good Me, how many christians and jews are there today?"

"You forgot Muslims, and Mormans. Altogether, about three/fourths of the worlds population believes in you."

"...Fuck, that's awesome."

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Yes. God is a perv. The biggest one. But he still believes in Love. Anyways, in my eyes, there is no such thing as perfection. So God is a Pervert. That is all.

Review, please.

Ta-ta!