Author's Notes: Hope you all enjoy this fic, here's Chapter 2. It's getting pretty interesting right over here. Oh, and I'm only doing this story this year, OK? Thank you.
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Chapter Two
Snack Shack and Wipeout were at the beach waiting for the Kahuna to put them to work on designing the resort. "I can't wait to do this, how about you Wipeout?" Snack Shack asked. "I can't wait either," Wipeout said. "Awesome, we're just so exciting that we get to help the Kahuna design his own resort," Snack Shack said, "but what is his theme again?" "I think it's a forty-niner theme," Wipeout answered. "Oh yeah right," Snack Shack said, "they're like cowboys, so this is like a western theme. Excellent, this will be pretty fun, I can tell."
Pretty soon, the Kahuna came out of the hut, grinning towards the two other employees. "Alright my amigo employees," the Kahuna said, "I chose both of you because of your creative skills and fascinations for adventure." He turned to Snack Shack, and said, "I chose you because you have a sense for adventure and excitement, unlike the other guys who only wanted stuff that are too girly or too porno." Then the Kahuna turned to Wipeout and said, "I chose you because you were the only guy left that didn't have any fascination on girly or porno stuff, plus you're a guy in a whale suit so you're bound to have a fascination for adventure."
The two nerds realized that those are the reasons why the Kahuna chose them, but then they realized something else and so Wipeout said, "wait a minute. If I remember correctly, Johnny, Broseph, Rosie, Ripper, and Martha didn't have themes that were too girly or too porno." "Oh, well those guys don't have a fascination for adventure," the Kahuna said, "that's why I chose you guys. You both have a fascination for adventure." "Oh now I see," Snack Shack responded after realizing why the Kahuna picked them. "Yes, so both of you will help me design the resort, and this is what I want both of you dudes to do," the Kahuna said. "What is that?" Wipeout said.
The Kahuna formed a grin on his face and said, "I want you two to help me build a ride for the resort, comprendé amigos?" "Uh, yeah sure," both of them said. "Alright, come to my hut so we can discuss this ride," Kahuna said. "OK!" Both Snack Shack and Wipeout said.
Soon, all three of them were in the hut discussing about the ride. The Kahuna said, "so this is what the ride is going to be about. It was own by a magnificent powerful forty-niner named Jonah Gold, or as his servants call him, Davy Jones Gold. Everywhere around the nation, forty-niners went to California and they would show up at this mine, called the Davy Jones Gold Mine, and they would mine for gold under the service of Mr. Gold himself. Well, pretty soon, after the mine has been around for 6 months, one of the forty-niners managed to dig so deep, he literally opened the gates of Hell. Soon, these monsters or demons came out of Hell, threatened the forty-niners, and made the mine the most scariest, creepiest, I-just-shit-myself place, ever. Well soon, the mine was shut down and buried; then the forty-niners that worked there were stuck in that mine for all eternity, tormented by the demons.
"Then 160 years later, the mine has been rediscovered and opened again as a ride and a tourist attraction so Davy Jones Gold now runs the mine again as a ride. Mr. Gold is suppose to guide the tourists, which are us, through the mine, avoiding the demonic territory of the mine, telling us about the history of California, and hopefully, show us how California became the greatest state of the United States, ever. However, his assistant, 'One-eyed' Clint, who was called that because he was literally born with one eye, wants to guide us through the demonic territory of the mine, and give us a thrill ride no one will ever forget; with different varieties of demons, fire, a crazy twisted train track, and finally, AC/DC music. Mr. Gold wouldn't allow that and so Clint is going to jack the train during the ride and take the tourist to the demonic territory of the ride for the greatest thrill ride ever.
"Well the tourist is going to get on the train and Mr. Gold is going to guide him to the mine and see what the forty-niners are doing over there. However, once he reaches the fork that takes the train either to the safe territory or the demonic territory, Mr. Gold finds that something is blocking the way to the safe territory, so he goes over there to get rid of the object that's blocking the way to the safe, gets knocked out by 'One-eyed' Clint, and then Clint jacks the train, and he leads the tourist to the demonic part of the ride, which doesn't just have different varieties of demons, fire, AC/DC music, and a crazy train track; but also sharp turn, sharp drops, and sudden stops. Once the tourist gets close to the end of the mine, all of the demons show up and take Clint away and kill him. Then the demons try and grab the tourist, but Davy Jones Gold shows up and scare the demons away. Then he mentions that the mine is loaded with dynamite and the mine will blow up very soon. So, he guides us to the end of the mine, under the one minute time limit, shooting at all of the demons who get in the way. When the 'timer' reaches 10 seconds, the forty-niners count from 10 to 1, and the demons surround the train at that point, but once the exit is within view and there is three seconds left on the 'timer,' Mr. Gold makes the train accelerate, and then the train is out of the mine by the time the 'timer' reaches zero, and then the mine blows up, trapping the demons again.
"Very soon, Mr. Gold takes us to the resort and then the tourist gets to relax in the hotel and a little forty-niner village surrounding the hotel. Then once the tourist is done relaxing at the hotel, and exploring the forty-niner village, Mr. Gold picks him/her up at the exit and he takes him/her to another mine where the forty-niners sing 'Oh Susanna' over and over and then he says a proper farewell, and he drops the tourist off at the exit of the mine and then he/she is out of the mine and out of the resort, back into San Francisco."
Snack Shack and Wipeout listened intently on what the Kahuna was saying about the ride and so when he was done, the Kahuna said, "so whaddya think amigos?" Snack Shack blurted out, "this…will…be…the most…CRAZIEST AND SCARIEST RIDE EVER. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME, AND EDUCATIONAL, BUT MOSTLY AWESOME, YAY AWESOME!" Wipeout then blurted out, "this ride will be fun to make, especially the demonic parts of the ride." "Alright dudes," the Kahuna said, "let's start making this resort. I'm gonna work on the hotel and the forty-niner village, and you guys are gonna work on the ride; it'll be called the Davy Jones Gold Mine, OK?" "OK!" Wipeout and Snack Shack replied. "Alright dudes, get to work," the Kahuna said.
After that, Snack Shack and Wipeout went out of the hut, and went right to work on the ride which is called the Davy Jones Gold Mine, while the Kahuna went to his desk and started working on the hotel and forty-niner village.
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