Raps to Rule Them All

by TolkienGirl

A wide range of characters-the Fellowship and more-give an account of their adventures, rap-style. Absolute nonsense; hopefully amusing; author's assurances that rhymes are clever, my precious. Read and review, if the mood takes you! (*All rights to their respective owners*) UPDATE: Bilbo's take on DoS now up! :)

2. Aragorn

2. Aragorn

Y'all I'm Aragorn, but you can call me Strider

I fought with sword and flame against a buncha black riders.

I'm pretty cool, yo, but a little insecure.

Cause I'ma worried that I'll be like Isildur

But if I get my crown, yo, I'll be one awesome King,

And unlike that dude Boromir, I don't need no Ring!