Me: ZELOS YOU STUPID CHOSEN!!
Zelos: What did I do?
Me: You didn't read the disclaimer!
Zelos: What? I did! You told me to say: Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and me, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.
Me: You also didn't read that it's inspired by the Tales of Symphonia arc of wiiboychris's fic, Subspace Emmisarry Worlds Conquest!
Zelos: It's your fault for forgetting!
Me: Well it's your fault for making me forget! (begins to beat up Zelos)
Zelos: HELP ME NESS!!
Ness: Nope! I'll just read it since you forgot! This fic was inspired by the Tales of Symphonia arc of wiiboychris's fic, Subspace Emmisarry Worlds Conquest. Double Dee Edd Boy apologizes to the respective owner of the fic for the used quotes last chapter. He is deeply sorry for what he has done.
Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!
Chapter 2: Not Your Average Mansion Tour
As promised, the smashers were not going around the mansion, basically showing them around. Their groups were together so they wouldn't get lost.
"Wow this mansion is so big! I might get lost!" Colette commented.
"Not really, as there's a directory in several places." Link explained as he pointed to a conviniently yet randomly placed directory of the mansion.
"I could use such a small and dark room so that I can get close to the girls without being seen!" Zelos thought with some hearts into his eyes at the thought.
"Zelos, I know what you're thinking." Lucario grumbled.
"No you don't!" Zelos tried to argue back.
"It's useless to lie to Lucario. He can read your thoughts." Samus explained.
"So much for that plan..." Zelos sighed.
"How rude!" Zelda and Peach said to Zelos before slapping him the way girls slap guys on the face.
"Ouch! You didn't have to do that!" Zelos shouted in pain.
"But I can! PK Fire!" Ness shouted as he set Zelos' butt on fire.
"How rude Ness!" Peach snapped at the psychic boy.
"Don't do that!" Lucas screamed in fear and shook the fellow psychic.
"Well he deserved it for the perverted thoughts." Ness retorted.
"Ohhh! I want to show you guys my favorite room of the mansion!" Kirby squealed in happiness.
"The kitchen." Everyone except Lloyd, Colette and Zelos said.
"Aww, you guys ruined the fun..." Kirby complained as he led the groups to the kitchen.
"Why start at the kitchen?" Lloyd asked.
"Trust me, you'll be surprised as to why Kirby likes the kitchen so much." Ike replied.
"Oh I know! Maybe Kirby likes it because it is so shiny!" Colette guessed with excitement.
Fox and Falco did an anime style fall at Colette's latest outburst.
"Falco, these newbies are idiots..." Fox grumbled.
The Smashers with the newcomers were now at the kitchen, with Lloyd, Colette and Zelos wondering about why they were at the kitchen.
"So why are we here?" Lloyd asked.
"The reason I like the kitchen is because the best part of the Mansion is in this room!" Kirby explained as he jumped up and down.
"The fridge!" Everyone but the Symphonia characters shouted.
"Do you guys always have to ruin the surprise!?" Kirby complained.
"Wait, I don't see what's so great about the fridge." Zelos said.
"Well it's the stuff inside that's the best!" Kirby replied.
"Food." Everyone including the three Symphonia characters said.
"Do you guys always have to ruin it!?" Kirby asked in anger.
"Well it's pretty much the only thing in there!" Pit replied.
"I'm hungry!" Kirby said as he put his hand on the fridge.
Kirby ignored Pit and opened the fridge. It was loaded with lots and lots of food. It can possibly last them a week, maybe three weeks. The amount is what shocked Lloyd, Colette and Zelos.
"Look at all this food!" Lloyd said in astonishment.
"Wow, it can really last you guys like a month!" Colette said in astonishment.
"I know! Just how long will this really last you guys?" Zelos asked.
"Three seconds!" Kirby said as he faced the fridge.
"Three seconds? How are you-" Lloyd was about to say.
But in an instant, Kirby began to inhale. And the inhale was as hard as a vacuum, maybe a black hole. It inhaled so much, that Kirby had eaten all the contents of the fridge (even the freezer). And waht shocked the three Symphonia characters (and Ness, as some of those foods were steak, his favorite) was that Kirby wasn't even bloated afterwards.
"Umm..." That was all Colette could say.
"How could a puny thing like that eat all that!?" Lloyd asked in shock.
"And I just went grocery shopping an hour ago!" Peach complained.
"So that's why I wasn't able to eat steak for three days..." Ness complained after seeing Kirby inhaling the steak that should've been his.
"And I guess he's still hungry..." Lloyd guessed.
"I think we should go before he eats me too! Every man for themselves!" Zelos shouted as he ran out the kitchen.
"Idiot..." Ness, Snake and Lucario grumbled at Zelos' latest action as the rest walked out of the kitchen.
The groups decided to go to where they watch all the Smashers' matches (because of Lloyd's request).
Flashback:
"Can we go to where we watch the fights that go on here?" Lloyd asked
"We don't test your abilities until next week." Ike pointed out.
"I know, but I just want to see what goes on during the matches." Lloyd said.
"You'll have all the time to find out with training." Fox told the swordsman.
"Oh let him watch. I'm pretty sure that there's a match going on right now." Sonic said.
"You'd agree to anything Lloyd will say, don't you Sonic?" Ike said to the hedgehog, apparently unamused.
"Like I said, Lloyd's cool." Sonic replied.
Lloyd had to scratch the back of his head. Nobody said that he was cool, well maybe except for Colette, Zelos and Genis and some people he met.
"So what if he's an idiot. At least he doesn't fight like one." Sonic added.
"I don't know if I should be insulted or not." Lloyd replied, looking confused.
"I want to come too." Colette said.
"Okay okay, we'll watch a match going on right now." Link gave up as he led the three to the viewing room.
End flashback
"And this is where it all takes place." Peach asked.
"Wait, we fight on a stage?" Colette asked pointing to a stage.
Peach and Zelda giggled.
"No, but good guess." Zelda replied.
"It's kind of hard to explain but-" Falco was about to say.
"There's a teleporter on the front of the room. Fighters step in to teleport to the selected stage to begin their match. Any injuries that go on during the matches stay in the matches, as when they teleport back here, they will return in one peice. When a match begins, a huge monitor comes down for everyone to see what goes on during the match. Someone who operates the entire thing also sets the rules. " Lucario explained.
Falco glared at the Aura Pokemon. "You always have to ruin everything, don't ya!?"
"At least it's better than your explanation to make yourself look good." Lucario replied, remaining calm as usual.
"Let it go Falco." Marth said as he held Falco to prevent him from attacking Lucario.
"Good boy Lucario!" Colette said as she petted Lucario once more, making his ears droop and tail wag as if Lucario was her dog.
"Wait, wasn't there a match supposed to go on right now?" Sonic asked.
"Yes and it's not until an hour from now." Snake pointed out to the hedgehog.
"Well while we wait, I'd like to know Peach, Zelda and Samus more than I already know." Zelos said.
Everyone knew what he meant.
"Zelos, if you wish to live, do not try those things on the girls." Marth replied to Zelos.
Zelos received a slap on the face from Peach and Zelda followed by a kick on the stomack from Samus.
"Idiot..." Samus said before leaving the scene.
"Oh! In case you are bored with nothing to do..." Peach began as she ran out the room and the rest followed.
They were now in a large room full of various of game consoles. IT had every Nintendo console known to man with all the games of each series (every single one). The Japan Only ones were translated in English thanks to ROB. They had just added a Playstation and PS2 just so that others can play some of Snake's games.
"This is where we play the games we all came from!" Peach explained.
"Whoa! Look at all this!" Lloyd said in astonishment.
"I'm sure all these games are fun!" Colette commented.
"Well the more recent Sonic games..." Falco was about to say.
"Don't say it." Sonic glared at the bird.
"Oh, and here's our newest addition to our collection!" Zelda said as she took out a game case.
"Oh yes, Master Hand had just added this to the room's game collection when you guys arrived!" Peach said as Zelda held out the Tales of Symphonia game case.
"Man do I look sexy in that cover!" Zelos commetned as he saw himself on the cover.
Everyone else did an anime style fall at Zelos' latest outburst.
"Narcissist." Falco mumbled.
"I wouldn't be talking Falco." Lucas said as he got up as well as everyone else.
Sonic took a look at the cover and found someone that caught his attention.
"Who's that beauty?" Sonic asked pointing at the girl in porple on the cover.
"Oh, that's Sheena Fujibayashi! Man what a volutuous hunny!" Zelos explained.
"She sure is." Sonic replied.
Sonic's latest outburst caught the attention of Falco, Fox, Link and Snake and the four mentioned went over to the cover. Marth's pupils shrunk, Ike and Pit sweatdropped and Lucario gave a growl as he looked away from the scene.
"Whoa, she looks hot!" Link commented.
"Is that a cleavage?" Snake asked.
Fox couldn't help but do a wolf whistle.
"What a babe!" Falco commented as he ran his wings on the cleavage on the picture of Sheena.
"I would give anything to look at her body." Sonic said.
The rest of the guys looking at the cover nooded her head in agreement.
Everyone who wasn't the people looking at the cover sweatdropped, Colette giggled, and Peach performed the dreaded Peach Slap (her name of a painful slap she uses on perverted or insensitive guys) all the guys looking at the cover (the Sheena part that is) and she and Zelda shouted, "Perverts!"
For added pain, Zelda had kicked Link in the stomach and shouted, "How dare you!"
"You should really watch out for Zelos when you're in the shower." Lloyd warned the princesses.
"I want to play!" Lucas shouted as he ran up to Peach and grabbed the game case.
"It says up to four players can play." Zelda said.
"Oh! I wanna play too!" NEss shouted in excitement as he grabbed the case from Lucas and went over to the GameCube
"Me too!" Kirby shouted.
When Ness opened the case, he gave a confused look.
"Why are there two discs in here?" NEss asked.
"Maybe because one half of the game is on the first disc and the other is on the second?" Zelda asked.
"I guess you can say that." Lloyd replied.
"How long have you been playing it since you got it?" Colette asked.
"We got it five minutes ago!" Peach replied.
"So we put in disc one?" Lucas asked.
Zelda nodded and Ness inserted Disc One of Tales of Symphonia into the GameCube.
The game started and already, Ness, Kirby and Lucas started to jump up and down at the intro.
"Wow! You guys looks so cool!" Ness shouted in excitement.
"Wow!" Kirby shouted.
"The game makes me look good!" Zelos replied.
"I dunno... Zelos looks kind of..." Lucas was about to say.
"Quiet you little brat!" Zelos shouted.
"Okay, I think we should get you to your rooms." Peach said as she pushed the group away from the room. Snake, Fox and Falco had left the scene, and the kids and Kirby were back at the game room playing Tales of Symphonia, leaving Peach, Zelda, Marth, Ike, Link, Pit and Lucario. (Samus left them when they were in the viewing room)
"So where are our rooms?" Lloyd asked.
"Since we had all rooms full, some rooms will have three people instead of the usual two." Zelda explained.
"Maybe there's a spare room!" Colette couldn't help but guess.
"Now let's see..." Peach took out a paper.
"What's that paper?" Marth asked the princess.
"Oh, Master Hand gave this to me when Lloyd and the others arrived. It's just room assignments for the three." Peach explained.
"Oh! I want to see who I'm going to share a room with!" Colette said in excitement as she clapped her hands.
"Okay, first up is Zelos..." Zelda began.
"Just tell me who I'm with hunny!" Zelos said, making Zelda had a vein pop out of her head at Zelos' latest outburst.
"Zelos, you're with Marth and Link." Zelda replied in a tone that says, "Zelos, get out."
"Oh god..." Link and Marth thought in shock when they heard Zelos was rooming with them.
Zelos put his arms around Link and Marth's shoulders like friends.
"You hear that? You guys are my buds from here on!" Zelos said in excitement.
"Yay..." Marth and Link said in unison in a tone that didn't sound excited.
"Now let go of me." Marth said as Zelos did what he was told.
"I'll show you to our room..." Link sighed as he led the way, with Marth walking behind, sighing as well, and Zelos not soon after.
"Now for Lloyd, you'll be staying with Meta Knight and Lucario." Peach read off the list.
Lloyd turned to Lucario.
"You okay with that Lucario?" Lloyd asked the Aura Pokemon.
Lucario gave a growl and turned his back at Lloyd.
"Just don't get in my way..." Lucario said as he walked away, but he stopped for a bit and finished with, "If you value your life."
Lucario finally left the scene.
"I found that kind of cute." Colette commented.
"You actually thought Lucario threatening Lloyd cute?" Pit asked in astonishment.
"Colette, you think everything is cute..." Ike sighed with crossed arms.
Colette couldn't help but giggle.
"What's his problem?" Lloyd asked.
"I'm sorry. It's just that Meta Knight and Lucario are the type of people who are quiet most of the time and don't want to be disturbed." Zelda explained.
"Well they sound like the kind of people that piss me off." Lloyd replied.
"Just don't get Lucario enraged." Peach warned before suddering.
"Why is that?" Colette asked.
"Trust me, you don't want to know." Pit warned.
"But I really want to." Colette retorted with a smile.
"I'm afraid I shouldn't tell you." Zelda said.
"Still, with people like them, I feel like I could die at any moment..." Lloyd sighed.
"Oh yes. Colette, you'll be rooming with me and Zelda!" Peach said with excitement.
"Yay!" Colette cheered.
"So do you want to go to your new room for some tea and cookies?" Peach asked.
"You bet!" Colette replied.
As she started walking, she tripped on something, causing her to fall on Pit, who fell on Ike, who fell on Lloyd, who fell on Peach, who fell on Zelda, who fell on the floor. They were being knocked down like dominoes.
"Oops..." Colette said.
"Hey, what's this squishy round thing my hand is on?" Lloyd asked.
Of course his question was answered when Peach instantly got up and gave Lloyd the dreaded Peach Slap.
"Don't you dare touch me there perv!" Peach shouted at Lloyd.
"It was an accident!" Lloyd said.
Everyone got up and the girls started to head for their room for some tea and cookies. Lloyd was now heading for Lucario and Meta Knight's room, at least hoping that he won't make either of them mad.
That left Ike and Pit alone.
"Why do I suddenly have a feeling that things will go wrong?" Ike asked.
Pit shook his head and sighed.
Then there was a moment of silence.
"Wanna watch them play Tales of Symphonia?" Pit asked.
Ike nodded and the two headed for the game room.
Me: Once again, I apologize to wiiboychris for the problems last chapter.
Zelos: Please... just forgive him... I think I can't feel my legs...
Me: It's still your fault Zelos!
Ness: Zelos, you're such a dipwad.
Me: Anyway, I don't know if this chapter is good. But I know next chapter's gonna be funny.
Colette: Funny?
Me: Read and review please!
Lucario: And if you flame, I will kill you!
Me: I thought we talked about this Lucario.