Worth it

a/n : Just a little Avengers Drabble before I go to sleep.

warnings : a few strong words, that's all.

(l/n) = last name

(f/n)= first name

"LADY (l/n) !" Thor bellows as loud echoes filled the nearly empty briefing room, and you swore that in that moment, you felt the whole place totally vibrate. Mighty was Thor's voice, that was much said.

Looking up from your GQ magazine, your gaze met a very nervous-looking Thor stand before you. You noticed that the big guy wasn't really on his usual high spirits today. You ought and were curious to know why.

A sigh escaped your lips as your rolled them at him. "Don't tell me you threw Fury's 'World's #1 Shitty Director' mug again 'cause I ain't buying another again. Go ask Tony instead, guy's got a shit ton of cash." You say as you continued to flip through the pages of the entire magazine, boring yourself out with countless images of hot guys. The effect of this perfectly sculpted creatures were subtle since you had more men with god-like bodies in the HQ. You had enough eye candy with whole Avengers walking around, especially Steve, he was quite a sight. And Thor… well, he was something too.

Thor shook his head, letting those blond locks of his sway with ease. Gosh, they were right. L'oreal would totally rock their next ad campaign if they had Thor on their side. I could only imagine the buzz for it. 'Doth your hair sway like mine?'. Okay. That'll probably be the end of that.

"I come with concern but it is not that, fair maiden. " He fidgets a little as he says this to you. You looked up, a little interested at what he had to say and set the magazine down on the briefing table. Urging him to continue, you raised your perfectly shaped brow at him.

"Okay, spill it He-man." You say as you crossed your arms over your chest, his unusual attitude today caught your much of your 'unwanted' interest, as the rest of the Avengers would like to call it. Thor could probably put some of it to good use. You could only hope that it didn't involve large feasts. The last time Thor asked you to come with him, you came back to your quarters looking ready to puke at anyone who wanted to come near you. Needless to say, Tony was the poor victim of that horrible event. The billionaire then learned to keep a good distance away from you when you had eaten too much.

Thor rubbed the back of his neck. "I saw both friend Tony and the friend Steve together in this what you call 'labo— labora—"

"Laboratory." You calmly told him.

The Asgard prince nodded. "Yes, laboratory." He repeated it more slowly now. "…Earlier and I saw friend Tony do something to Steve before walking out, tell me, lady (l/n), what do you Midgardians mean to say when you do this ? "He says as he innocently flips his middle finger to you.

Wait.

Did Thor just…

…flip you ?

You bet he did.

You didn't gasp but you sure did widen your eyes when he did that. Thor has still yet a lot to learn from your world. And judging by his current knowledge as of the moment, they weren't all too good. Another more good reason to blame Tony for that. You sighed in exasperation.

"Well Thor, I can't say that I'm surprised that Tony did that to Steve… and well basically, it actually means f-" Wait a second. You paused. A thought had entered your mind. You could spice things up a little in the whole place, right? Well, who else was there to commit mischief once in every while when the true master of tricks was nowhere to found? This moment might just be your ticket to relief of the boredom you've been having since the attack of New York.

You shifted in your seat, straightening your back as you did. You wanted look sincere as much as possible. "It means… friendship. When you adore somebody or like them, you do that to them, and especially onto their face if you're really into them." You say to him, barely keeping in your laughter.

Thor looks at you for a moment before nodding at you. "Ah, I see. Thank you for the enlightenment lady (y/n)."

You nod, still stifling a laughter as you decided to bring your hand to your mouth, cupping it as you did, and you pretended to give out a fake cough, masking your mischief.

When he was about to make his leave, Thor then turned to face you with a glum expression etched on his face. "But why would friend Tony do such if he knew that friend Steve was angry at him?" He asked innocently.

"I guess… it's Tony's way of apologizing to him?"

Thor's brows knitted in confusion. "But friend Steve stormed out of the room."

Really Thor? "Tony probably was a chicken to do it on Steve's face."

It took a while before Thor nodded in agreement eventually. He then turns his back away from you but stopped quickly when both Director Fury and Thor's beloved Jane entered the room which you and Thor were both currently in.

Thor suddenly was in high spirits again.

"Perfect timing!" Thor bellows again to the both of them, gaining their attention as he did. You could only do nothing but cover your ears with the intensity of it. What came next became a blur when you suddenly caught Thor flip them both off at the corner of your eye.

Fury's eyes widened in curiosity to the unlikely act on Thor's part and Jane could only do nothing but cup her mouth with her dainty hands. She wasn't offended, that you could see but it seemed like the whole scenario had been a little surprise to her.

You burst out laughing, seeing Fury's reaction was hilarious but most of all, it was Jane's that got you laughing on the floor.

Needless to say, Fury made you clean all the toilets for a whole bloody week. It sucked but it did gain you a high-five from Tony when you shared the awesome story to him and he promised you not to clean his toilet after that.

And it was all worth it.