Ugh. Yeah. I don't own South Park.
After the bells rang for that final time our senior year, everyone went their own ways. Kyle, being the Jew he is, went after the same profession as his father, a lawyer. He goes Cornell Law in New York and periodically comes home to visit. We've kept in touch, but it's been difficult due to the distance and lack of time.
Wendy wanted to become a doctor, and so she is trying. Shes currently in medical school, while I'm in school for my teaching degree. Ironic, I'm going to become a Mackey or someone who wields a Mr. Hat. Sure, we are a lame match, but we make it work.
Cartman on the other hand, had less broad dreams. He went to Colorado State for some bogus 2-year degree and got it, I believe it was Spanish or Womens studies, something stupid like that. I'm not sure what he's doing currently, but if he comes to the party, I'm sure we'll all know.
Bebe, Butters, and Craig also go to Colorado State. Last time I checked, Bebe was majoring in fashion merchandising, and I think Craig was as well. I have no clue what Stotch was doing, but I remember he went to Africa to save starving children sometime last year.
But as for Kenny, he still lives in South Park. I'm not quite sure what he's up to either, all I know is he dropped out right before senior year to work to support his younger siblings.
Everyone else I have no clue about, but I hope they come to the party. I need some nostalgia in my life.