Author's Note: Hey guys, I'm so psyched to be adding a new chapter this soon usually it takes me so long to write. You know I-

Brainy: Papa Smurf always says that if you want to be a good writer then all you need to do is smurf to it and it will be the smurfiest thing that you've ever smurfed-

Aralyn: Would someone please do something about all his yammering on. Any way, who is this girl, is she dangerous, what will the smurfs do, when will we see Johan and Peewit, will the girl wake up, and most importantly why am I asking these questions? I already know the answers, or do I.

Grouchy: I hate answers!

Aralyn: Well we all love you Grouchy. Everyone enjoy and have a smurfy time in doing it.

Adventure in an Alternate Reality

The physically drained teen slept and slept, all through the events that were now taking place around her.

A little while after noon time the little blue creature came back to the old oak tree but this time they came in larger numbers. A smurf wearing circular black glasses stepped forward towards the eldest smurf that was clad in red,

"You see Papa Smurf I told you there was a human, and when I found it I was sure to tell the others that you said humans can be very dangerous and-"

"WE KNOW BRAINY!" shouted the rest of the smurfs.

Papa Smurf slowly approached the sleeping teen and examined her, then turning to the rest of the smurfs he spoke, "Well Brainy you are right humans can be dangerous but by the looks of it this girl is anything but a danger to us, or anyone for that matter."

As if in queue the girl let out a near explosive sneeze, and then shivered where she lay sleeping in the shade. "Aww, Papa Smurf," the lone female smurf exclaimed, "She's sick! We have to do something to help her get better."

"Smurfette, I think your right. Now my little smurfs gather round, we need to work together to help this poor girl. Some of you stay here and watch over her until the rest of us come back, everyone else back to the village to get some supplies."

With that the little smurfs set out to do what their leader had instructed them to do. Smurfette, Hefty, Clumsy, Jokey, Vanity, and Tracker stayed behind and worked as best they could to make their guest as comfortable as possible. Meanwhile the other smurfs were working hard back at the village. Farmer and Greedy led a group of smurfs in gathering and preparing food both for the village and for the girl, Tailor smurf had a handful of smurfs help carry a large piece of fabric that could be used as a blanket, and Papa Smurf and Brainy led another group in gathering herbs and potions for the sickly teen's symptoms.

Eventually all the supplies were gathered and the caravan of blue skinned smurfs set out for their return to the old oak tree. Working together they brought everything back to the tree by the time that the sun was beginning to set.

As they began to put everything together and lighting torches to work by they started singing their familiar little tune

La La Lala La La La Lala La La, La La Lala La La La Lala La La….

As they worked the steady sound of hoof beats made their way towards the singing smurfs. "Whoa Bayard, whoa." said a voice among the darkening shadows. Then another voice, slightly higher in pitch, spoke towards the first,"Johan way are we stopping, you didn't happen to find an inn where we could eat did you?"

The first voice, Johan, answered back,"No, Peewit I didn't, I thought that I heard the smurfs, we are near their home you know." "Yeah I know but what do you think they are doing out at this time of day...er...night?"

"I don't know Peewit but I do know one way that we can find out."

With that the two men dismounted their steeds and made their way through the darkening forest. It didn't take them long to find the torch lit area were the smurfs were now located. "Hey everyone its Johan and Peewit!" called out Harmony and soon the two boys were surrounded by the majority of the smurf population.

"All right my smurfs back to work." called out Papa Smurf,"Well Johan and Peewit it's good to smurf you again." "And the same to you Papa Smurf." Johan replied "Tell me boys what brings you out here so late at night?"

"Well Papa Smurf we were out on an errand for the King, fortunately the matter at hand was easily solved and we were able to return home soon after arrival, however we traveled so that we were still on the road at this hour and that's when we heard you singing and came to investigate"

"Well we are certainly glad to have you here with us, in fact you may be able to smurf us a hand with something" "Anything for you Papa Smurf, what do you want us to do." "I need to watch something, or rather someone."

"Sounds simple enough," mumbled Peewit as he shoved half an apple into his mouth. "Which smurf do we need to keep an eye on for you?"

"No my friends not a smurf, a human." "A human?" both boys chocked out in shock. "Yes a human girl, you see Brainy, Clumsy, Hefty, and Tracker found her earlier today and we've been trying to help her. She has been asleep the entire time and she is also sick. We've done a lot for her but judging by the way she's dressed I would smurf that she's not from around here and she may not know what smurfs are."

"And you want us to be here because we are humans too and she might feel more comfortable hearing it from us rather that from little creature that she has never seen or heard of before." Johan ventured to say. "Right Johan, do you and Peewit accept?" "Of course we accept Papa Smurf; we never let down someone in need." "That is if there is food involved." "Peewit!" "What? We've been traveling all day and I'm hungry." "Greedy has some food here and you could smurf some from him if you want but leave some for the girl she'll be hungry when she wakes up."

After getting something to eat Johan and Peewit started settling down for the night. Johan grabbed a few things from Bayard's saddle and brought them back to the tree. Walking around to where the majority of the torches were he found Peewit already asleep.

"Oh Peewit" Johan mumbled to himself as he set his things down, then he noticed the small figure leaning against the old tree. It had to be the girl that Papa Smurf was talking about, she looked so small, not as small as Peewit but she was smaller than Johan.

As a breeze blew through the forest the girl shivered and Johan reached into his bag, pulled out his own blanket, and gently put it over the sleeping human. As soon as her shivers stopped he went back near Peewit and lay down, falling asleep to Peewit sleep talking about giant hams and ogres taking his cheese.

Next thing anyone knew it was morning, but not one of those peaceful quiet one no. With the rising of the sun came a loud shriek and both the boys were awake before they had any idea what was going on.

"WHO ARE YOU, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, AND WHERE THE HECK AM I?"

Aralyn: Oh boy it looks like sleeping beauty woke up after all.

Peewit: Of course she did it wouldn't be much of a story if all she did was sleep.

Aralyn: Well how bout you tell that the all the people who enjoy the actual story of Sleeping Beauty.

Peewit: Oh yeah well how about you go and-

Johan: Please, review and get out of here while you can.

Aralyn: Johan don't change the subject, but he does have a good point peoples, review pretty please. Now if you'll excuse me I have a pipsqueak of a jester to deal with.

Peewit: Hey I resent that!