Spoot: High demand!

Den: *wags tail*

Spoot: *in baby voice* you're so cute!

Kitty Cats!

Den is mad today! Den did not like what Daddy did. Daddy let a kitty in the house! Den hates kitty cats. Uncle Al is also in trouble. it is his kitty, and Den is mad! Kitty Cat looks at me, and is also mad. She is not to be trusted. What was Daddy thinking! does he not love Den any more? That must be true, why else would Den be face to face with Kitty Cat? stupid...useless Kitty Cat...Stupid...Daddy...

"Dumb."

"Who are you calling dumb! Den is not dumb, Kitty Cat is dumb!"

"You drink out of the toilet..."

"Potty? outside!"

"see..."

"HEY!"

Den is mad! Den will bite kitty cat! Kitty Cat runs and jumps on the table! Den can not get on the table! It makes Mommy and Daddy mad! Kitty Cat will get in trouble for sure! "NO! DEN! RAA RA CAT! NO!" Daddy is yelling at Den? But...Why? Daddy picks up Kitty Cat. Uncle Al ponts a finger at Den's face. "Den raa ra outside! NOW!" Uncle Al is mad At Den? Den is sad.

Daddy puts walking string on Den's neck. He is very mad. "Den, Bad Dog! Stay!" He yells at Den! Stay? Bad? But, kitty Cat is on the table...and now Den is bad? This is very hard to understand. Den Sees Mommy in the door. Den will wiggle tail, and Mommy will let Den in the house! Then everything will be ok! and no more Kitty Cats!

Mommy is mad...not at Daddy, at Den...and now, Den is even more sad that before. Den does not want to stay. Den will find a new Mommy and Daddy, with no Kitty Cats! Den will live by the big potties outside, where the squirrels go to hide from me! Den will live by water, lots of sea water. Den needs to pee now...

Daddy comes outside. Water falls from the sky, and booms can be heard all around Den! Scare! Daddy looks mad. "Den! Ra Inside!" He takes off walking string. How long Has Den been outside. Longer than ever! No inside for Den, Run! "DEN! COME HERE!" Daddy can yell all he wants to...Den will never come here again! Den is running away!

Big smells, over this way. Sounds, loud sounds! Daddy was here some time ago! Uncle Al too! I don't want to be where they are. They don't love Den, They love Kitty Cats! Den Sees a big long car with hot coming out of the top. LOUD! Scares! Den will run from this! into the house by the car! Someone will help!

"Raa ra Boy? Ra ra?" Den heres you! Big man! Smells like Daddy! but not Daddy at all! BIG man! he wants to grab? Den does not want to be picked up! SCARES! Man is big, and mean looking! Den will run from this! "DEN! Raa raa!" He knows Den? Den wil stay, but remember what Daddy says. Bad people... Man comes to Den. "Raa Raa Edward?" He knows Daddy? Den will crook his head. He smiles. Happy man! not mean man at all. "Yes, Edward! Where Ra Ra Boy?" He is looking for Daddy. Big man is Daddy's friend? rides in a big long black car with hot coming out of the top?

Den Will tell man he is mad at Daddy and mommy and Uncle Al, then Den will tell man how Daddy let Kitty Cat in the house, then put Den outside to stay in the wet! Daddy is a bad boy! Man should not be Daddy's friend! Man should now be Den's friend! I will lick New friends hand! "No." my new friend does not like kisses. He walks to the wall, and starts to talk to it. How odd, Daddy does the same thing.

"Raa...Mustang."

Den knows this word! Daddy says it all the time! My new friend knows what Mustang is. Den does not. Just the word. My new Friend is finished talking to the wall machine. He is coming to play now! Den will stand up, and shake tail and wiggle body, and lick, and bark...Friend does not like this. He puts walking string around Den's neck! YEEEESSS! WALKIES! Den loves to go on Walkies! Daddy will take Den to new places with new smells! Friend is taking Den down a road, it smells like Daddy! Den does not want to be with Daddy!

Friend pulls on walking sting! HURT! Den is not a bad boy! don't pull so hard new friend! Den does not want to go back to daddy! Den will stay with you and love you! Den will bring you mice, and squirrels and anything else he can kill for you! please new friend, let Den stay. This is my home. New Friend has brought me back home! I WILL NOT STAY!

"EDWARD! RA DOG BIT RA!" Den sit...Den bad...Den bit...Den sad. Daddy comes outside. "Mustang? Ra Raaaa a here?" Daddy sees me, and falls to his knees. "Ra Dog bit Ra" My Friend says. Daddy sees him, and smiles, he begins to laugh. "Den bit you! raa raa like you!" Daddy is happy Den bit Friend? is Friend really a bad man? Daddy looks and sees Den. He pets Den's head. He is happy. He stands up and tells Friend to come in. Friend can come in the house? But not Den?

"Den, Inside!" Daddy says. But Den does not live here. Kitty Cat lives here. Den Will sniff the sky, and smell Daddy, Mommy, Granny, Friend, Uncle Al, Potty mark, bone, squirrel ..no kitty cats? Den wants to go inside. Den will run. It's hard to see while Den runs. Hitting something, it falls on Den! SCARE! It was Friend, Den hit friend, and He fell! Friend is mad! Daddy is happy! Daddy laughs at friend! Maybe Den was never really in trouble! If Den knocks Friend over, it will make Daddy happy! Den has just found a new game to play.

Spoot: Chapter two!

Den: *brings in a ball, drops it*

Spoot: O.o yum...slobber...