Ok, so I just got the details from my friends about this story. So this is a game me and my friends came up with in real life, so I can't guarantee everything will be kiddy worthy, or even teen worthy, but it will be funny. This is also like a poetry corner, but a Beezus corner instead. So here are our main characters.

Mom – 27, no non-adopted kids. AWESOME MOM! You'll see why.

Beezus – 16. Mom's X-husband's kid. Has been adopted for 2 weeks.

Ivy and Nim - 3 year-old twins. Very destructive. Good actors and very smart for little kiddies. Girl version of Iggy and Gazzy.

And so we begin! I hope for your sake, you have no idea who I am, and if you do, good luck with your life.

Beezus: MOM! Tell the twins to get out of my room.

Mom: Kids, leave Beezus alone, she's having a bad day.

Ivy: -whining- But Mom, we need someone to help us!

Mom: Help you with what?

Nim: Nothing, never mind! Come on Ivy lets go play.

Mom: Ok but remember, no blowing up stuff! Mommy's not on good terms with the police right now! –door slams-

Beezus: Really, that's all your going to do to stop them.

Mom: Last time I tried to stop them, I ended up with half my hair burned off, and the apartment went up in flames anyways.

Beezus: Oh.

2 minutes later

-BOOM-

Mom: Crap.

-Ivy and Nim come running in-

Mom: What did you two do now!

Ivy: Nothing! The dump just randomly went up in flames and exploded!

Mom: Uh-huh, let me see your hands.

Nim: Darn't.

–She and Ivy hold up pitch black hands-

Mom: What did I tell you two about blowing stuff up!

Ivy: -muttering- Not to do it. But no one got hurt, and it was an AWESOME explosion.

Mom: -sighs- Fine, but don't do it again.

Nim: Got it. Hey, can Beezus take us shopping?

Mom: Why?

Ivy: Uh, we, uh, want to make cupcakes! We even have a list.

Mom: -looks over list- Ok, but Beezus is only allowed to buy you the stuff on this list, got it?

Ivy/ Nim: Yes ma'm. Come on Beezus, we have work to do!

Beezus: Yippee.

There we go, so guys, how'd it go? Any reviews will be appreciated.

Bethany: Yea, any reviews!

Me: ye.. wait, how did you get here! I thought I left you stranded at Wal-mart!

Bethany: I'm cool like that. And look, I picked up Reygan (R), Elizabeth(E), and Morgan(M) on the way here!

Others: Hi Hannah!

Me: Great, and I thought Bethany was bad. Well, until next time you hear from me, it would be in my your best wishes to hope I survive.

R: Yea, I mean really. Hey Hannah, is this being broadcasted on the web?

Me: Yea. Why?

R: Great! Hey everyone! Hannah likes…..

Me: - screeches and hits Reygan on head with baseball bat. - How 'bout you just ignore what she was going to say, or the same thing will happen to you.

-Everyone backs away-

Me: What, she'll be fine…. I think.