Code Geass: Lelouch of the Band

Disclaimer: I do not have any known affiliation with Akon or the record company that owns him (no racism intended)

Chapter 2: Burn, Baby, Burn & Akon Visits

The week after the karaoke night, Lelouch was having lunch at the benches with his circle of friends (Kallen, Rivalz, and Gino, apparently). Lelouch started noticing people whispering and pointing at him.

"Why is everyone staring at me like that?" asked Lelouch, nervous that they might know he was Zero.

"Maybe they heard about your singing last night!" suggested Rivalz cheerfully,"Milly put the story in the weekly newsletter."

"WHAT!?" Lelouch stood up furiously," Do you know how embarrassing that is!?"

"But didn't you enjoy yourself that night?" pointed out Kallen.

"How will I uphold my emo reputation when they know I can sing?" Lelouch turned his back and slumped against the table," I also sang an oldies song, and everyone knows that the Beatles weren't emo!"

"I think Yoko was," whispered Gino to Kallen," She was the one with the LSD addiction, right?"

"Why're you here again?" asked Kallen.

Gino pondered for a few moments, then answered," Very funny, Kallen, but Ringo Starr didn't give birth to me!"

Kallen slammed her head on the table, knocking over Rivalz's juice.

Lelouch got up," Once I find Milly, I'm gonna-"

The lunch bell rang, so Rivalz, Kallen, and Gino made out his words by the many violent hand movements he did. He made a twisting motion with both of his hands, a tying motion, and a dropping-a-dead-body-in-the-ocean motion.

When Lelouch and Rivalz entered their Geometry class, they noticed something: the teacher was missing. They figured they were just going to wait for a sub, but Villetta came instead.

"Should I drop a quarter now?" whispered Rivalz to Lelouch,"She might go for it."

"Students, today, we have a special guest with us," Villetta pointed to the door," Please welcome Akon!"

"WTF!!?" Students got up and crowded near the door.

R&B star Akon came in, and stood at the front of the classroom," Hi, you all probably know who I am already, but just to make sure, I am Akon."

"We love you!" screamed Shirley from the back of the class.

"I know," Akon walked between the seats," I came here today because I'm looking for a Lelouch Lamperouge."

Rivalz pointed at Lelouch with both hands moving wildly," It's this guy! This is my friend!"

Akon stood in front of Lelouch's desk," Are you the singer from Youtube?"

"Wait, what!?" Lelouch looked at Rivalz next to him," It went on Youtube!?"

Rivalz shrugged," Milly said it would help hobos addicted to crack!"

CRACK IS WACK

Akon motioned for Lelouch to stand up. Lelouch stood, and Akon stood in front of him," Are you interested in working with me?"

"Say wha?" Lelouch looked back at the class, who were all motioning to say yes," Um, maybe."

Akon took out a card,"Well, if you are, I'm gonna be staying in the area for a week to shoot a music video. You might be interested; the starting pay is $5000."

As Akon walked out of the room, students started to crowd Lelouch to take the card.

Rivalz had to call Kallen to pry them off him, since Lelouch couldn't win an arm wrestling match with a baby.

After school, Lelouch and Kallen were supposed to go to another meeting: the weekly Black Knights meeting. They decided to take the bus (Of course, Lelouch wasn't wearing the Zero suit.) During the ride, Kallen kept bugging Lelouch.

"Why don't you call Akon?"

"I have better things to do, Kallen."

"Is it because you're shy?"

"Lelouch Lamperouge is never shy!"

"Are you retarded, then?"

"Shut up! I don't need the money, and I have enough fame as Zero anyway."

The bus stopped, and Lelouch and Kallen walked to the Headquarters.

"You really should call."

"I was taught to never succumb to peer pressure." Lelouch started to walk faster, then tripped over a rock, falling in a mud puddle," Aw, no!"

Kallen laughed," That's why you should've called!"

"Kill me…"

When they made it and changed clothes, they entered the conference room.

"What's the agenda this week, Diethard?" asked Zero, leaning back in his chair.

"Well, first, Akon appeared today in the area and had a conversation with a Lelouch Lamperouge."

Zero fell back in his seat, then tried to get up without looking suspiscious," Sorry, I saw a fly. Continue."

Diethard went on," So, since we all love Akon, we didn't bomb his house. However, we got a tip from MySpace that Lelouch was a counter-terrorist, so we bombed his house instead."

Zero fell back again, and got up, looking furious (which is very hard to do if you're wearing a mask)," Why did you bomb that poor Brittanian's house!?"

"Why do you care?" questioned Diethard suspiciously, taking out a notepad," Feel free to comment."

"Come on, Lelouch, think of something!" Zero stuttered," W-well, a maid takes care of that home, so she could've gotten hurt!"

"And how do YOU know a maid goes there?" asked Tamaki," Pretty suspicious!"

Zero paused," Damn it, Tamaki, you decided to act less retarded this week!" Zero explained," Um….Meeting adjourned!"

Diethard got up," Wait, but-"

As soon as he got up, Zero had rushed out of the door.

Kallen got up, too," Maybe I should go with him."

After Kallen left, Tamaki said to Ohgi," You know, maybe I should've given her one of my rubbers."

"Yeah, you'll never use one, why waste them?"

Kallen had followed Lelouch all the way to Ashford Academy. It was true: all that was left was a mountain of ash and an ash-covered Sayoko. Fortunately, she had been dusting in the cellar, so she just got buried under a mountain of ash for a few hours.

Sayoko walked to the shocked Lelouch," Master, may I take a bath? I think I have ash in my-"

"This is unbelievable!" cried Lelouch," My own organization bombs my home! How stupid are they!?"

Kallen tried to comfort the now homeless teen," You still have money in the bank, right?"

Lelouch looked at Kallen," That's my Brittanian trust fund; my idiot of a father took it all away."

Kallen sympathized with Lelouch, until she got an idea," Wait a minute, do you still have Akon's card?"

Lelouch took a bent up business card out of his pants pocket," Yeah, but- Oh, no, I'm NOT doing that!"

Kallen walked towards Lelouch as he stormed away," But you're broke: Where will you live?"

"I'm a web superstar right now, who wouldn't take me in?"

5 MINUTES LATER

Kallen was sitting on the water fountain near the burnt down home, reading a magazine. As she looked up, she saw Lelouch limping towards her. His clothes were ripped, he had multiple bruises, and a black eye.

"What the hell happened to you?" asked Kallen.

"I tried to stay at Rivalz's. He released news I was staying there. We were surrounded! Rivalz gave me a shotgun and some bullets, then-"

Kallen motioned Lelouch to stop, and he sat down beside her.

"So, are you gonna call now?" Kallen gave Lelouch the card.

Lelouch stared at it for a few moments, then stood up," Where's he staying again?"

Will Lelouch do what everyone's thinking he'll do? Did Lelouch blow off a poor Mary Sue's head? Will Tamaki keep up his non-retarded streak for long!? Find out next chapter!