CaelumScriptor: Welcome, welcome to our official first chapter. Sadly we do not own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson.
Starry Phantasm: Personally I do not get the point of putting a disclaimer because if we did own them, we would not be on Fanfiction.
CaelumScriptor: *nods* So true.
Starry Phantasm: I don't believe in tradition unless I believe it myself, but now... *drumrolls*
CaelumScriptor: On with the story! Don't forget to drop the reviews. I still have my Death Eater friend. Well, I mean both of ours.
Starry Phantasm: Yep, that's right. Oh, and before you read this, we don't believe in stereotypes, but we went and decided to experiment. This is a parody, after all.
CaelumScriptor: Yeah, and this is not our normal writing style. Okay, now, for real this time. On with the story. Oh yeah, I'll be waiting for the precious reviews.

2. Really?

I, Sarah Irving, eleven, smiled. Great! My ugly sister was, like, out of the house for Karate lessons. I mean like, who does that? I bet she's the only girl there, if she can even be, seriously, considered as a girl. I, on the other hand, am much more close to perfection. With my like gorgeous pretty shiny wavy long gorgeous (did I like, say that already? Well, who like, cares, it is seriously that way) platinum blonde hair, and like perfectly crystalline glitter blue eyes, I like am actually a girl, thank you very much. But sadly, I cannot, like, talk about myself any longer despite how seriously awesome I am, because, like, !

Traversing into my adopted-sister's room (I like, insist on that relation, and besides, I am, like, too awesome to just use going, seriously, like, who would?) I decided to look at her, like, super-fugly (yes, it is, like, a word!) things and use them for the like, actually necessary me! I don't know, like, why that seriously ugly girl doesn't, like, appreciate me, like, prettying her stuff up more. She like, actually needs it more than, like, anything! Nothing was really, like, all that, like,interesting, the new journal (again, not pretty enough to be, like, a diary) was all, like, freaky and organized like some nerds do (couldn't she do, like, seriously, anything actually pretty?) so I went on the computer to go on Facebook, but another page popped out on me. It was blue, white, and plain...just like, her writing. Hey, maybe I could teach her how to write? She, like, honestly needs lessons on that rather than karate, like, seriously. She might just, like, thank me for this~!

Let's, like, get to some serious work. Huh. 'When their Teacher and Activities Director, Chiron sent for the counselors and the Hunters of Artemis, everyone shifted uncomfortably in their seats. Something was up.' Boooooring! Percy Jackson and the Olympians may be, like, super-duper cool (Drew is like, my fave character! She's actually so, like, awesome!) but with Harry Potter? Annoying. But she already put it, as like, that, so I can't seriously, do that. Twilight is like, like, much better! I'm going to, like, add to it cause I don't want to see her like, seriously ugly writing. Here we go!

zuddenl9 a extr3r3mel9 7or6eouz 6ur6le vi0let cr4c5 opn5d ds 7round nd it wa s4dorned with ribbon2, like 6retty pnk8sh r3d ons th4t r fu11 and s1ky nd trap rent and rufs and 6lus it 4d like cr33py red eyes and 606ing out of it was 5urle and 6lue and 7r3en and h4z3l 6ut sa s4me tiem t3y new were tey wanted 2 go so they decided to let themselvez fall donw the whole that waz like right under dam so they could get to woggyhartz or whatever it waz caled. Then they were swirling and worly ing a, like, waht was i, o a portal and they weird and swirld so so sos so much that thy got dissy and Pecy jakson there up on in girlfrindANAbeth and anabeth yelled at him saying SEWEAdbrain why did you do that? and they landed ontop of this guy. likke OMG he has so long hair it was whitse. hello he said i am professor dmbledor hedmaster of hogwa3ts. what type of namein dmberdoor axed nco, percy and him stared lauging like c38razy. What knda of fkin name is wartyhogs askes pecy. anabethseid shut up sewed brain.
cirno told me toexpect you to comes soon said yo were in a portal i will show you do dometory after you get sorted. dont tell anyone youa are demigods. the teachers alreedy know said dumbledore.
so he took out this pointly hat. Like OMG it was so rag4dy and dirty. ge give it to nico and he put it on then tha hat said GRyeg4FYDOR!
he gave it to anabethand she got gryndore too, ans so did everyonegd7j elese. dumbledore calleda a teacher callehen4d proeospr mcgonagal and tolt her o take them into her dorortoy and told them that thy needed to help this dude in his sixed year called hary potter killl thid guy3 kalled volemort percy starten laighing again and asked whaat type of nme is volysh0rt and anabeth4 & thalia starte o yell at him them perry said sorry wisegirl and she wen t sleep. tha next day dumbledor came o anouce that we were extange students from americ4n andd we were in gryfyndor so ye3333a!. then we sat and dumbledor cameto us. He said 43your scchedual should apear in area 31 3 2 1 and they came he said they were in greek so they didnt need to wory

"Perrrrrrrrfect!" I like, said. "Time to post! Maybe I'll get her cake tomorrow...!"

Starry Phantasm: Those precious, precious reviews, eh? Maybe I should begin writing, so Marisa here can steal the precious thing which is your reviews...
CaelumScriptor: Enough with the references which I don't know about, but those are MY reviews. MINE! ..Ugh, I sound like my three year old self, and by the way Starry Phantasm wrote the parts up to 'MINE!'
Starry Phantasm: Hehe, possession is always fun. Too bad she can do the same to me ..and did. *sulks*
CaelumScriptor: Oh, yeah please check our individual stories too please. I have my fellow Death Eater waiting for those that don't review.
Starry Phantasm: *gulp* She's scary. And my individuals are on major hiatus! But hers are better. I'm so jealous. *cries*
CaelumScriptor: If you say so... But whatever, I want a review.
Starry Phantasm: Oh yeah, PM me if you want a translation of all this crap. Sarah can't even write Touhou correctly... I'll also unleash her on you if you don't review, so...REVIEW~!