A/N: So, did you like the idea of Snape giving Hagrid a laptop? I wonder what he did to the laptop. Maybe he gave it to Fang. Haha.
I know, I know. Snape's a bit out of himself. He's a little OOC. It seems that I don't have the slytherin-ness to be sarcastic. I took a sorting test and I was sorted in Ravenclaw. You know, when I was in grade school when harry potter first showed up, I thought Madam Hooch was the head of Ravenclaw. I always thought she was a Ravenclaw with how she speaks and look like in the movie. I dunno *shrugs*. In some fan fictions, they made her a Gryffindor and she's bff with Minerva. That's cool too.
Oh yeah, Rolanda's laptop is an Onyx Adamo Admire from Dell. If you want to know how it looks like, don't hesitate to give a quick search. :) Snape's previous laptop was a Studio XPS 16. If you could recall from chapter 1, it was given by Lucius.
Disclaimer: Nope, my initials don't have the letters J, K, or R in it. Oh how I wish I own Snape and Hooch… and the other characters as well.
Toplaps and Kisses too
Chapter 2- I'm not a hundred years old!
Rolanda was enjoying the feel of Severus' hands on her own as he guided hers to move the cursor on the touchpad. He raised her hands a little to click on the Google Chrome icon. He was wondering why her hands feel so heavy so he turned his head to check on Rolanda and then he blushed. He was astounded that she was staring at him—dreamily. What's wrong with her?
"Uh, Rolanda, is there something wrong with my face?"
Rolanda was smiling and seems to be daydreaming. Why doesn't he just smile like that every single day? Oh, I could see the look on Minerva's face in case she sees him grin… Her thought was cut off after hearing a noise.
"Wha? Ah, oh…"
"I thought you said you wanted to me to teach you how to use this?"
"Oh. Sorry. Proceed." She gave him a bright smile.
"Okay. So, these little images you see in your desktop are called icons. You double-click them to open them. Each icon is a shortcut for a program or application. For example, this button right here" He moved her hands again to show the desktop workspace area and moved the white-blue cursor, "is Microsoft Word. Muggles use this as a program to encode their works instead of writing on parchments. I'm not sure yet if Albus would accept your lesson plan if you made it here."
"Well, I could always ask him nicely."
"Seriously, you wanted to suggest the use of muggle technology in Hogwarts?"
"Why yes. It's about bloody time you know. But maybe we could start with the staff. You could teach them how to use this contraption."
Severus imagined how it would look like if the staff room was filled with laptops… Some staff would be busy encoding, some of them wearing headphones, some would be watching movies… Heck, Filius… playing Diner Dash?! He laughed to himself as he imagined the Charms professor get addicted in playing computer games.
"What are you laughing about?"
"I could just imagine Filius play Diner Dash."
"Diner Hash?"
"Diner. Dash. I thought you already had your check-up with Poppy? She must've forgotten to check on your ears."
"Haha. Very funny." Rolanda is still focused on the laptop. "So what does this do?" She placed the cursor on the tab that Severus opened earlier.
"It's a web browser. It is an application that allows computers to be connected with each other. That connection is called the world wide web."
"Okay genius. Enough of the techie stuff. Just tell me what it does."
"See this?" He pointed at the address bar. "You enter here the website you want to enter." He opened the site called Google.
"Haha. Muggle call things with funny names. If I were to name a website, it would be hoggywarty…"
"Focus Rolanda."
"What was it again?"
"This here is Google. People visit this site to search for stuff. You could fine anything and everything from here."
"Really? Lemme try." She typed in the search bar Rolanda Hooch.
"Woah. Cool! They actually have websites named after me."
"No. They aren't your website. They're just search results. You click one of them to follow the link." He clicked on the first one.
From http: // harrypotter. wikia. com/ wiki/ Rolanda_Hooch
Madam Rolanda Hooch(c. 1900) was a strict but caringwitchwho worked as the Flyinginstructor,Quidditchrefereeand coach atHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardryduring the1900s. Born about a hundred years ago, Madam Hooch likely attended the school as a student once and was probably a member ofher House's Quidditch teamsome time before her graduation. She learnt to fly onher own Silver Arrow broomsticksometime during theGreat War, and returned to Hogwarts for a job at some point, becoming the Flying and Quidditch teacher under Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.
After reading the contents, Severus was laughing so hard. Rolanda was just a bit stunned.
"What's the meaning of this? Who on earth wrote this?"
"It's seems that someone in the name of J.K. Rowling thought that you're as old as Dumbles."
"No I am not as old as that goat and I am not a hundred years old!"
Severus turned back the browser. Rolanda grabbed the laptop from him and types Severus Snape.
"Let's see what they thought about you."
Professor Severus Snape (January 9,1960–May 2,1998) was Potions master(1981–1996), Defense Against the Dark Arts professor(1996–1997 school year), and Headmaster(1997–1998 school year) of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Snape played an important role in the war againstVoldemort, though he did so covertly and at great personal risk.
It was now Rolanda's turn to laugh. And I mean laugh hard!
"What's so funny?"
"They sure *gasp* adore you. *Laughs* Just look at your blasted picture here!"
"At least she got the information right."
She pressed back the web browser and ended up in ffnet.
A/N2: Sorry if it seems so messed up. But don't worry. They're about to find out what we shippers were doing to them in our stories…*winks*