Pit's Pudding Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Everyone's favorite hungry white winged angel, Pit, gets a bit too obsessed with pudding of all different sorts as he ends up eating the mansion's entire amount. Now, he has to be sure to avoid getting caught by the angry Smashers, while trying to settle down his hunger for pudding at the same time! Oh Pit, what shall you ever do?

2. Chapter 2

Shadow was sipping some Diet Dr. pepper as he was in the arcade room, where all sorts of arcade games of different genres were gathered, turning around to hear some strange noise in the back. He then approached a OutRun arcade cabinet, glancing behind it to see Pit with a bowl of strawberry pudding.

"Dare I ask why you are hiding out here?" Shadow asked as he held his Diet Dr. Pepper can in his left hand, his right hand on his hip as he raised his left eyebrow.

"Ehh... ahhh..." Pit mumbled as he let out a burp, rubbing the back of his head. "W-well, I was feeling hungry, so I couldn't help, but come back here."

"I am sensing some strange activity within this room." Stated the gray colored robot, R.O.B. Pit felt nervous, as the Robotic Operating Buddy had a close eye on every room, not only due to having a red and white colored one serving in the surveillance room, but because the NES colored R.O.B. was playable, and had his own room. Either way, this was not good for Pit.

"D'oh! I gotta get out of here!" Pit exclaimed as he tried to get up, but groaned, wrapping his arms around his grumbling stomach. "Ugh... but I ate a bit too much..."

"No kidding." Shadow scoffed as he kept on drinking his carbonated drink, enjoying the prospect of the white winged angel getting in trouble as they could hear the robot Smasher checking behind each arcade cabinet.

"Damn it... I better call up Lady Palutena." Pit remarked as he closed his eyes, rubbing his head with both of his hands as he tried to channel Palutena. "Come on, Lady Palutena... I know you can't ignore me!"

Little did Pit know that Palutena was having a farting contest with Peach and the blue shirt female Wii Fit Trainer, with all of them wearing tight black yoga pants as they were in Palutena's room, with all of them giggling, Palutena willingly breaking wind in spite of her claiming that farts were gross and dangerous. Pit stopped after several seconds, hearing R.O.B. approach.

"Crap... I'll have to forget Lady Palutena! I gotta get out of here!" Pit exclaimed as he attempted to run, only for Shadow to trip him as he landed on his face. Pit groaned, with R.O.B. spotting him, the robot shaking his head.

"My scanners tell me that you done something suspicious," R.O.B. remarked as he looked around the entire room, turning his metal head back to Pit. "And I'm picking up traces of pudding..."

Pit's stomach grumbled as he blushed, placing his right hand on his head. "Just perfect. Now I'm in trouble and hungry..."