Downtime with the Decepticons

Summary: Even though this has been done numerous times I decided to take a crack at depicting the Decepticons when they are both on and off the clock. I will switch between various universes.

Disclaimer: I do not own transformers. They are owned by their respectful owners which are Hasbro and Takara and possibly others. I also don't own anything else mentioned unless they are OCs.

"Normal Speech"

A/N: Expect stupidity, comedy, and other various forms of entertainment.

::Comm link::

(Mental link/Telepathy)

Chapter 2

Setting: Transformers Prime, Nemesis, 6:00 hours

Megatron wakes up to the sound of a knock at his chamber door. Megatron groans and falls off his berth trying to get up. He gets up and opens his door and sees Knock Out.

"I gave everyone either a day off or light duty so you better have a reason for waking me up so early." Megatron growls

"I'm sorry my lord but it's your nephew. He's well..." Knock Out starts to say.

"Spit it out K.O."

"He's in your throne room dressed in judge's robes, calling himself you and giving orders."

"Ugh I'm getting to old for this. Why couldn't Galvatron have a femme?"

"My lord?" The medic asks.

"What frame is he in?" Megatron demands.

"Frame?"

"Yes. Frame."

"I think the alt mode is a red dragon." Knock Out answers.

"Good. I won't be able to hurt him as severely." Megatron grins sadistically.

"My lord?"

"I'll be down in a bit K.O."

"Yes my lord." Knock Out bows and takes his leave.

Megatron closes his door and looks at a picture of his brother Orion.

"I'd rather have you here to deal with Orion." Megatron grumbles

He does his morning rituals and gets into his armor. Megatron walks down to the mess hall.

"Slapstick. What's on the menu today?" Megatron asks

"A new recipe based on an earth recipe I'm trying. Everyone seems to like it." Says a femme who is the head chef of the Nemesis

"I'll take it along with an energon coffee. Make it extra strong today."

"Yes mi lord."

The femme slightly blushes as she turns away. Seconds later Megatron eats breakfast. A Vehicon brings him the overnight shift's reports. Megatron looks over the reports.

"One of the engines needs to be maintained. Make sure that the constructicons takes care of it." Megatron orders

"Yes Master." Says a Vehicon

"Oh and tell the mess hall staff they get extra rations of Energon today for a job well done on the menu."

"Yes master."

The Vehicon bows and walks away. Megatron heads to the rec room.

"Breakdown what did I miss on last night's game." Megatron asks

"Giants won my lord."

"Good. Pay up fragger."

"Darn. I was hoping you forgot."

Breakdown gives Megatron 500 energon chips.

"Give you a chance to win your chips back and double it Breakdown." Megatron teases.

"No more bets my lord." Breakdown begs.

"Very well. It's understandable that you're too much of a robochicken to bet against me."

"Fine. Yankees vs Red Sox. It's a recording Soundwave found. If you win. I clean the entire Nemesis from top to bottom seeing as I don't have any more credits left. If I win I get my credits back plus double."

"Deal." Megatron smiles.

The two mechs shake hands. Megatron walks to his control room and sees his nephew ordering Soundwave. He can pick up on Soundwave's tension.

"Megatron you better do something before Soundwave rips this ship apart with his telepathy." Dreadwing says nervously.

"He will too. Where's Starscream." Megatron wonders.

"He brought himself to the brig."

"Himself?"

"He was that tempted to attack your nephew." Dreadwing admits.

"Why didn't he?" Megatron asks.

"He didn't want to waste the energon."

Megatron walks over to Soundwave. Megatron types in a command on Soundwave's computer. Soundwave hears some rock music come on which soothes his wiring.

"Megs what are you doing." Megatron asks

"I am not Megs. I am Megatron. Emperor of the Decepticons." The Dragon Mech states

"Cease this at once or I will be forced to shoot you."

"You can't harm me. I am Megatron. Bow before me."

Megatron sighs.

"Nemesis. Activate Throne chair escape pod." Megatron shouts

The computer whirls. A pod surrounds Megs and launches him into space.

"Next time. Just launch his aft out of the ship. I'm going to the rec room to take a nap now. Megatron out." Megatron growls as he storms off.