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Victoire Weasley…

wants to "hit it and quit it."

puts up unnecessary flyers.

uses the excuse "I'm Harry Potter's niece" way too often.

is wondering why everyone is staring at her.

uses her wand to light hairspray on fire.

reads her brother's diary.

has her skirt tucked into her underwear.


Dominique Weasley…

blames it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol.

wishes she were a ghost.

actually likes Moaning Myrtle.

is addicted to Angry Birds.

likes to spell things rong.

wears men's aftershave.

is wondering, "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"


Louis Weasley…

is constantly called Lowis.

wears his Aunt Luna's lion hat.

has a diary.

is a fan of mpreg.

can't speak French.

can name all 64 Crayola crayons.

is Gossip Girl. XOXO.


Charlie Weasley…

is going to stop in the name of love.

is glad to take his bra off after a long day at work.

likes Disney Princess band - aids.

is wondering why he isn't in the movies.

is sad.

wants New York cheesecake.

is in a rage because all he has is Red Velvet.


The Fierce Phoenix...thanks you for your reviews and wants more.