The President of Kickassia!

by IndyFan117

A different take on The Wizard of Oz with Legend of the Guardians and That Guy with the Glasses characters. Gylfie, Digger and Twilight has been gone for eight days so Soren sets out to find them but ends up in Kickassia. Rated T for mild language.

2. Chapter 2: Meeting a Comic Geek

Welcome to Part 2... sorry it took so long.

Soren was flying down the road to find the President of Kickassia.

Soren: I wonder what this President would look like. Maybe he's some ancient spirit who brings the universe with peace or maybe he's like everybody else I've met... a human.

Soren then meets a guy wearing a purdy hat.

Hat Guy: Get off me you goddamn retards!.

Evil Comic: NO!. You bashed us for bad writing, dumb characters and continuity issues long enough!. YOU WILL WORSHIP US!.

Soren: HEY!. Why don't you pick on someone your own size!.

Evil Comic 2: Who says?.

Soren pulls out Vyce's weapon.

Evil Comics: AH CRAP!.

Evil Comic 2: Let's get outta here!.

The Evil Comics flew away.

Hat Guy: Thanks. God I hate those bloody comics. My name is Linkara.

Soren: I'm Soren. I come from the owl kingdoms.

Linkara: Owl kingdoms?. Never heard of that kind of mumbo jumbo before. I noticed you're holding Lord Vyce's weapon. That means you're heading towards the President of Kickassia.

Soren: Yeah.

Linkara: Well I need to talk with the President about the insane infestation of these awful comics coming to life.

Soren: I can see that.

Linkara: Mind if I tag along?.

Soren: Sure.

So Soren and Linkara head off.

Soren: Linkara, what is the history behind this kingdom.

Linkara: First of all it's nation not kingdom and second of all it's very complicated.

Will Soren and Linkara make it to the centre of the nation?. Tune in for Part 3.