I do not own Young Justice. Some quotes directly from the episodes are in these chapter things. Shocker, but I thought I would mention it anyways.
Fireworks
JULY 5TH, CADMUS HEADQUARTERS
Enter, Small Glow-y eyed creature plus Doctor Desmond
Dr. Desmond: I have a French last name. I am sure that is meant to insult someone.
Greg: You are reading too much into this.
Conspiracy-Making Fangirls: Unlikely.
Enter, Glow-y people who cannot pronounce French last names
Glow-y People: WE ARE THE LIGHT.
Fangirls: Bad guys!
Light: SPEAK.
Dr. Desmond: Right. So, bad news. We've been found out.
Light: WHAT?
Fangirls: What exactly did we find out again?
Dr. Desmond: Good news though. Our golden boy beat them to a pulp and threw them into a couple of pods.
Light: THE WEAPON WAS RELEASED?
Dr. Desmond: …yes?
Light: …
Dr. Desmond: So, now what?
Light: STANDARD PROTOCAL. CLONE THEN KILL.
Dr. Desmond: Right.
Fangirls: Who does that?
Greg: I do.
*Fireworks*
Clone: *Stares creepily*
Voice Inside Their Effing Minds: Wakey wakey. NOW.
Kid Flash: *Gasp*
Fangirls: Where…?
Clone: *Stares angrily*
Kid Flash: YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
Fangirls: This is very, very kinky.
Greg: No, it's not.
All: YES IT IS.
Greg: Oh, should I tone it down then or…"
Everyone: NO.
Greg: Okay then.
Fangirls: Carry on.
Dr. Desmond: *Inspects stuff*
Dr. Desmond: Wait. Where the hell is the clone?
Guardian: Around?
Dr. Desmond: *Alarmed*
Guardian: What's the big dea–?
Small Creature: *Glow-y eyes*
Guardian: BASTARD CLONE MUST BE LOCKED UP.
Guardian: Also, mind control.
Aqualad: We mean you no harm.
Kid Flash: Yeah, you little –!
Robin: *Silent*
Aqualad: Kid, please… He may not be "in control" here…
Kid Flash: *Glare*
Robin: *Does something sneaky with lock picking tool*
Clone: *ACTUALLY OPENS HIS MOUTH*
Fangirls: *Gasp!*
Clone: What if I am not in fact "in control"?
Kid Flash: He speaks!
Clone: *Ominous knuckle crack*
Kid Flash: Note this: I did not say "it".
Fangirls: Noted.
Greg: Me, too.
Clone: I know things.
Clone: *Is a tortured soul*
Aqualad: Clearly they taught you this stuff telepathically.
Fangirls: How did we know that again?
Robin: *Manipulates*
Clone: Also, I am Superboy.
All: Cool.
Robin: *Meaningful look*
All: *Catches on*
Kid Flash: *Manipulates*
Kid Flash: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORRLLLLDD…
Aqualad: *Manipulates*
Aqualad: Real world…
Superboy: *Angry*
Superboy: *Has issues*
All: *Manipulates*
Kid Flash: We will show you the moon.
Enter, Dr. Desmond
Dr. Desmond: No they won't. They will be busy. That is, unavailable.
All: …
Dr. Desmond: That means "dead".
All: Gotcha.
Dr. Desmond: Oh. Good. Now, CLONE THEM.
Robin: Nopers. Cave is full.
Conspiracy-Making Fangirls: HOLY CRAJITANOLIA HE IS SO TALKING ABOUT THE BAT-FAMILY.
Fangirls: His voice…
Fangirls: Wait, is that Jesse McCartney?
Greg: Yes.
Fangirls: Holy Crajitanolia.
Dr. Desmond: …INTO THE POD.
Aqualad: Please?
Aqualad: *Puppy-dog eyes*
Superboy: *Contemplates*
Dr. Desmond: Knock it off, Pinocchio. You are my real fake boy.
Dr. Desmond: Also, my hair is ridiculous.
Superboy: *Leaves*
Kinky Machinery: We are coming for you, Kid Flash.
Kid Flash: This is not PG13.
Fangirls: Nope.
Aqualad, Kid Flash, and Robin: *Tortured*
Aqualad: *Gives whispered inspirational speech*
Superboy: *Listens with Speedy level supersonic hearing*
Superboy: Weapon or person? …WWSD?
Answer: SAVE THE SIDEKICKS!
Superboy: *Runs back and annihilates baddies*
Superboy: That was easy.
Robin: I have managed to free myself from the kinky torture machine.
Robin: Also, if a few years I will be easy, if you catch my drift.
ComicCannon Fangirls: We do.
Fangirls: Don't know how we feel about that.
Conspiracy-Making Fangirls: He clearly has "issues".
Robin: *Releases Kid Flash*
Aqualad: Thanks.
All: Now what?
Dr. Desmond: DISBATCH ALL THE CREEPY CREATURES!
Aqualad: RUN.
Kid Flash: *Hit's wall*
Wall: Seriously?
Guardian: Wait a minute… I am not a baddie.
Unusually Large Creepy Creature: *Knocks out Guardian*
Exit: *Closes*
Robin: No time to hack!
Kid Flash: My head hurts.
Wall: Your fault.
Aqualad: Maybe we could…
Superboy: *Smashes through wall*
Aqualad: Yes. Maybe we could do that.
All: Run.
Fangirls: Superboy has a nice body.
All: *Fight*
Building: *Collapses*
Aqualad and Superboy: SAVE THE HUMANS.
Aqualad and Superboy: *Shield Kid Flash and Robin*
Kid Flash and Robin: THANK GOD.
Superboy: My clothes are strategically torn.
Fangirls: WE KNOW.
Fangirls: Greg, is this another "running gag"?
Greg: No.
Gangirls: Dammit.
Greg: It's a "pattern".
Fangirls: THANK YOU.
Kid Flash and Robin: WE LIVE! Bro-five to that.
Kid Flash and Robin: *Wince*
Aqualad: *Seemingly untouched*
Greg: *Shrug*
Greg: He shows enough skin anyways.
Fangirls: Debatable.
Kid Flash: Look, Superboy. Moon.
Kid Flash: *Points*
Superboy: *Looks up*
Enter, Whole Damn Justice League
All: Uh, crap?
Superboy? What?
Robin: This is bad.
All: Agreed.
Superboy: What?
Justice League: *Looks pissed*
All: *Gulp*
Superboy: Hi.
Justice League: *Stares*
Superboy: I am the clone of Superman.
All: *Stare at Superman*
Superman: Say what now?
All: *Stare at Superman*
Batman: Explanation. Now.
Aqualad: He's a clone. Of Superman.
Batman: Not helpful.
Kid Flash: We aren't sidekicks.
Justice League: What?
Aqualad: He's a clone.
Justice League: What?
Aqualad: A clone of Superman.
Justice League: *Stares at Superman*
Superman: Stop it.
Kid Flash: We are a team.
Batman: …
Kid Flash: A team.
Robin: *Nods*
Batman: *Suddenly understands everything*
Everyone Else: What?
Fangirls: What just happened?
Justice League: WE DON'T KNOW.
All: *Stares at Superman*
Superman: *Looks uncomfortable*
Batman: Emergency conference.
Superman: OKAY SOUNDS GOOD.
Justice League: *Talks*
Batman: I shall consider it.
Fangirls: He said "Yes"!
Fangirls: What did he say "Yes" to?
JULY 8TH, MOUNT JUSTICE
Kid Flash: So. You brought us to this neat hideout. It appears to have cool stuff in it.
Batman: *Silent*
Kid Flash: Is that a "Yes" then?
Fangirls: What were they asking for again?
Greg: *Sigh*
Greg: To form their own team of young heroes.
Fangirls: OH! So, like Teen Titians then?
Greg: NO.
Batman and Robin: *Eye contact*
Robin: *Crooked smile*
Robin: He said "Yes".
Kid Flash: Cool! Who leads?
Robin: That's my line.
Batman: Work it out.
All: That is terrible advice.
Batman: *Bat equivalent of a shrug*
All: Cool.
Batman: Black Canary will train you.
Kid Flash: Black Canary is hot.
All: Very observant, Wally.
Conspiracy-making Fangirls: Clearly Wally has some serious psychological issues to work out.
Slash Fangirls: Gay for Robin.
Angst Fangirls: Abusive family.
Wally-Hating Fangirls: *Inexistent*
Batman: And Red Tornado will be your baby sitter. This is logical because he is a robot.
All: What?
Fangirls: Huh?
Robin: Makes perfect sense when you think about it.
Kid Flash: Don't bother.
Fangirls: We won't.
Enter, Martian Manhunter
Martian Manhunter: Hello. There is a green girl behind me. Doesn't she appear pleasant?
Wally: YES. YES SHE DOES.
Robin: I'm Robin. Wally has cooties.
Green Girl: Hey there. I'm M'gann. Or Megan. Or Miss Martian.
All: Well, that's not confusing or anything…
Aqualad: Hi. I'm polite.
Miss Martian: *Turns to Superboy*
Miss Martian: Wow. You are attractive. Also, nice shirt. Let me give you an excuse to stare at my chest.
Miss Martian: *Changes bio-material shirt with her mind*
Miss Martian: I have powers.
Wally: And boobs.
Batman: *Bat equivalent of a face-palm*
Aqualad: Welcome to the team.
JULY 8TH, CADMUS HEADQUARTERS
Light: WE LOST SPERBOY.
Light: ALL PART OF THE PLAN.
Light: NOT REALLY.
Light: NO, REALLY.
Fangirls: What?
Light: WHAT INDEED.
-END-
And that is chapter two. As I said, feedback is cool since I haven't ever done something like this. Lemme know your thoughts.
-KydChyme