The Mini War: The Avengers Play With Action Figures

by the-next-avenger777

When Pepper gives Tony a set of Avengers action figures, Tony challenges his fellow superheroes to the ultimate mini war. Just a humorous idea that came to mind while reading Avengers comic books. Not meant to be taken seriously at all.

2. Chapter 2

Hi, so this part is written like a script (you know, Tony- blah blah, instead of Tony said, "blah blah",) just so you know. I thought it was a more effective way of telling the story. Feel free to laugh, as it is supposed to be funny. If you have any constructive feedback, please let me know. This is the end of this story, but maybe I'll write a sequel. Anyway, enjoy the mini war!

Tony- Mini Tony drinks mini scotch then throws the mini bottle at mini Bruce.
Bruce- Mini Bruce turns into mini hulk and mini smashes mini Tony.
Tony-Mini Tony knocks out mini hulk.
Bruce-Mini hulk turns back into mini Bruce and mini moons the mini world. He is still mini unconscious.
Tony-Mini Tony triumphs.
Steve-Mini Steve throws mini shield at mini Tony.
Thor-Mini Thor eats mini poptart, then mini throws mini hammer at mini Steve and hits him in the mini butt.
Natasha-Mini Natasha mini tazers mini Tony.
Clint-Mini Clint shoots mini Natasha with a mini arrow.
Natasha-Mini Natasha tries to shoot mini Clint.
Clint-Mini Clint ducks, and mini Thor's mini poptart blows up.
Thor-Mini Thor mini screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and hammers mini Clint and mini Natasha.
Loki-Mini Loki comes in and mini yells, "I am burdened with mini glorious purpose." Then he mini kills everyone and mini blows up the mini building and mini drinks mini Tony's mini scotch. Then mini Loki goes and gets mini shawarma because he is mini hungry.
Steve-Normal size Steve declares mini Loki the winner of the mini war!

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