Sheldon woke up confused. Something wasn't right and he didn't know why. Last night was a blur, had he seriously been drinking champagne? He tried to remember what he had done, why he was feeling so odd. And then it hit him. It wasn't something that happened last night, it was something that was happening now. Sheldon had woken up on the left side of his bed -as opposed to where he usually slept in the middle- ,cold and he even feared not alone. He couldn't understand why he was so cold until he pulled back his bed covers and quickly brought them back again. He was naked and he knew why. Amy, she had stayed over but they couldn't have. They didn't. Did they?
He sat up in bed, eyes tightly closed as he realised the intensity of his hangover. He turned his head and slowly opened one eye, he was right. It was Amy, she was here, in his bed and also naked. He thought about last night again, the last thing he remembered was kissing his girlfriend. How did that lead to this? He had so many questions to ask, some he could answer on his own...
He took the bed clothes off again and was shocked, an erection. He really was right. He and Amy Farrah-Fowler had, had coitus last night. He slowly got out of bed, found his robe and walked to the kitchen. 10:30, he had slept in for the first time in at least 15 years. After about 5 minutes of searching through the cupboards for some pain killers Leonard walked into the kitchen with a confused yet curious expression on his face. Sheldon hadn't noticed he was there until Leonard came, stood by him and asked, " Sheldon, what the hell happened last night?" his tone was serious but it seemed like he was on the edge of laughter.
"Leonard, I did something bad. Really bad, I have many questions but my main one is..." at this point Sheldon dropped his robe to the floor to reveal his still erect penis and continued, " How do I get rid of this?" Leonard was shocked, he shielded his eyes and eventually said, " Just give it time, everything goes away eventually." He sighed and uncovered his eyes to see a now fully clothed Sheldon stood awkwardly in front of him, " Oh Leonard, if only you were right..."