Welcome to this fanfiction! These are the first questions that came in. I'm thinking of having a minimum of 10 questions each chapter. That should be easy. Anyway, Thanks to the people who asked the questions and without further ado, THE FANFIC!
I own nothing *plays introduction music*
Numbuh 1: Do you wish to kiss numbuh 362? - fictionlover94
Nigel: Isn't that personal? There are rules against that.
Kimi: Not like that. Faith meant personal like 'what kind of underwear do you wear' type.
Lizzie: That's an easy question, he wears rainbow monkey undies.
Kimi: O o and you know this how?
Lizzie: It's always hanging out. *points*
Everyone but Nigel: Ohhhh.
Nigel: Not. Helping.
Numbuh 362: Did you know your brother was a nut case? - fictionlover94
Rachel: Well, I always knew there was something weird about him but I just thought he was being a little brother. I probably should have guessed he was a little crazy after he punched my Uncle Larry for giving him a bear hug…
Wally: A little crazy? HE WAS OFF HIS ROCKER!
Numbuh1: Do you miss Lizzie? Why or Why not? - fictionlover94
Nigel: Sometimes I do miss her, she did try to take care of me. It is nice, though, that I can go on as many missions as I want. The whole 'no more bad cooking' thing is nice too. I also don't have to worry about getting yelled at for eating before I go to a special event…
Hoagie: Gee Numbuh 1, it sounds like you don't miss her at all.
Lizzie: ò O You don't miss me AT ALL?
Nigel: Oh boy… I'd better run. *bangs on walls* LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Numbuh 86: Do you like any boy? How many kids do you want when you get older? - fictionlover94
Fanny: Why would I like a boy? They're all idiots!
Patton: I'm no idiot! * walks to other side of room*
Fanny: …..
Kuki: Oooh! How many kids DO you want, Numbuh 86? I know I want at least two! Maybe three. Four might be nice.
Wally: *gulps* Does anyone else think it's getting hot in here?
Fanny: *thinks* I'd either want one or a lot…
Patton: *gulps* You're right Numbuh 4, I think someone turned up the heat a bit….
Kimi: What are you talking about? Nothing cha- ooooh *smiles slyly* I get it now hehehehe.
Numbuh 60: Do you like numbuh 86? And if you ask where I got that idea from operation training when she showed up on screen you immediately came running even though it was father pretending to be her. You left 3 untrained cadets to keep arctic base safe. - fictionlover94
Patton: First off, I wouldn't say whether or not I like F- Numbuh 86 when she's in the room with me. hat's just suicide. Second, If moon base is in trouble and we don't hurry to provide backup, we all risk losing all of our KND information to the enemy. Third, if I took the untrained cadets to the moon base, they would have just gotten in the way.
Tommy: Gee, thanks for the confidence boost.
Everyone: What happened to numbuh 6? - fictionlover94
Kuki: Well, Numbuh 1 said I couldn't keep Bradley so I returned him to his real parents. He's still an operative though.
Kimi: Who is Bradley anyway?
Kuki: He's- he's- *starts crying* MY BABY!
Kimi: *glares at Wally*
Wally: What? What I do?
Hoagie: *snickering* No it's not what you think. Bradley is a baby skunk.
Kimi: Oh…. hee hee. Funny how I look at Wally when Kuki says something like that.
Everyone: ….
Numbuh 3: Everyone knows that your eyes seem to light on fire when you're mad my question is: how? & do you have any control over that? - fictionlover94
Kuki: Truthfully, when I get that angry, I don't have any power over what I do. That's why someone needs to hold me back before I murder someone.
Kimi: That's why it's wise to not mess with her.
Cree: What happened when you turned 13? How come you and Abby are not close anymore?- fictionlover94
Cree: When I turned 13, Crabby here was one of the kids trying to decommission me. That's when I realized that all kids are snot nosed brats. End of story.
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane: Do you remember being sector z? - fictionlover94
TDCFDTL: Unfortunately, yes we do. That's all in the past now and we realize that we are too good for the lousy Kids Next Door. We are glad that we are now good little boys and girls.
Abby: That's not how Numbuh 5 would describe ya…
Numbuh 2: Why do you like Cree? She's too old for you! - fictionlover94
Hoagie: Age is but a number. Besides, if I restrict myself to just the girls around my age, so many others will never be able to try and take on a kid like me.
Abby: *hits with hat. HARD*
Hoagie: OWWW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
Abby: …no reason…
Stickybeard: What is your favorite candy? - fictionlover94
Stickybeard: Aye, the lollipops be me fav'rite candy, for you can see by me teeth that they truly are cavities on a stick. They be well worth it.
The Kid: What's your real name? - fictionlover94
The Kid: While some people call me Ace, my real name is-
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FOR PERSONAL REASONS
Numbuh 3: How did you feel when King Sandy started dating Mushi? - fictionlover94
Kuki: At first I was angry because he just went through all the trouble to capture me to marry ME when he has the nerve to call my sister beautiful and me OLD! I'M ONLY 11! Then I realized I never liked the jerk. After that, the only time I got angry when someone mentioned his name was when Numbuh 2 said he had weird taste in girls.
Hoagie: I remember that! Both you and Numbuh 4 hit me!
Kimi: Why did you hit him for, Numbuh 4?
Wally: *mumbles under breath and looks at ground* no reason…
Father: What is your ultimate goal? - fictionlover94
Father: Excellent question. My goal is to get rid of snot nose brats who ruin the fun for us adults. If only they could be more like my delightful children.
Nigel: You mean you want us to be boring, psychotic, spoiled, and annoying?
Chad: Which organizations did you enjoy working in the most? KND or Teen Ninjas? - fictionlover94
Chad: While the KND was fun (we had awesome weapons and the best tree houses) the Teen Ninjas are much cooler because you can be a double agent which is very tricky and only master spies can do.
Numbuh 3: How many Rainbow Monkeys do you have? Describe each and every one of them. In detail. To everyone. -Sadako The Wolf
Kuki: Well, I think I have about *looks in Rainbow Monkey Log* !0,983 Rainbow Monkeys. Hmm. So first off I have my My First Rainbow Monkey. He's the first one I had since I was born. He's purple and he had a beard from being so old. Then I have my You Can Walk Rainbow Monkey. She is pink with a heart button on her belly button. Then I have my...*rambles on*
Wally: * groans* Someone make it stop PLEASE!
Numbuh 4: Does Kuki still owe you that 'quarter' -extreme air quotes- ? When's she gonna give that dang coin to you? -Sadako The Wolf
Wally: *laughes nervously* eh hehehe... uh yeah, she does.
Kuki: For the last time, I do NOT owe you a quarter!
Wally: Uh, yeah you DO!
*argues*
Kimi: What is your strongest move? And can you demonstrate it on Wally? (If it could end up killing him then just do one that just seriously injures him or something, MWHAHA~) -Sadako The Wolf
Kimi: Hmm, WALLY GET OVER HERE!
Wally: Does this person hate me or something?
Kimi: *reading letter* no, she just wants to show you some tough love.
Wally: How about love that involves ice cream?
Kimi: *grabs Wally's arm. Presses down several spot in a certain order on vein*
Wally: Hey that doesn't hurt at all!
Kimi: Wait for it.
Wally: *twitches then falls over in pain, cradling arm .* IT BURNS! AAAAAAAH!
Hoagie: What's wrong dude?
Wally: I CAN'T SEE! MY ARM HURTS! DIDN'T SHE SAY DON'T KILL ME?
Kimi: Calm down, it's almost over. By the next question you'll be fine.
Numbuh 4: Why don't you admit you like Kuki? -ImmortalDarkPassion
Kimi: Yeah Numbuh 4, why don't you admit you li- *trips*
Wally: Oops, was that my foot? You need to watch where you're going Kimi.
Kimi: *has fire in eyes* grrrrr why you little-
Wally: AAAAHH!I'M SORRY! * runs to corner
Numbuh 3: Is there a 'Crush' Rainbow Monkey? Cause you 'Crush' on Wally –ImmortalDarkPassion
Kuki: THERE'S A CRUSH RAINBOW MONKEY? I HAVE TO GET IT NOW! *claws at walls*
Kimi: maybe putting rainbow monkey in the sentence wasn't a good idea…
Wally: Well as long as I'm safe, I don't care about those rainbow monkeys
Kuki: *hears 'rainbow monkeys'* WHERE IS IT? *tackles Wally*
Wally: GAAAH! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HUGS!
Numbuh 1: Why don't you get a wig? -ImmortalDarkPassion
Nigel: Only adults wear wigs and I will never stoop to their level. I'm perfectly fine with how I look.
Rachel: Yeah, plenty of cool kids are bald.
Wally: Oh yeah? Name one.
Hoagie: Um… that guy with the blue arrow tattoo on his head is cool.
Abby: Yeah but he ended up growing hair.
Hoagie: Oh…
Numbuh 2: Could you start exercising? You can still have chili dogs, but you have to exercise for them -ImmortalDarkPassion
Hoagie: Missions ARE exercising! Have you ever been on one? Once you have, then you can tell me when I can eat a chili dog. They give me energy anyway.
Numbuh 5: I like your hat. Where can I get one? -ImmortalDarkPassion
Abby: Numbuh 5 ain't sure if you can find it. Numbuh 5's mamma got her this from a shop in Paris. She hopes you have a passport if you're gonna try to find it.
Lizzie: Why are you so obsessed with Nigel? -ImmortalDarkPassion
Lizzie: I am NOT obsessed with him! I just tried to be a good girlfriend to him and give him all kinds of advice but he will not listen.
Kimi: Maybe because you blew his eardrums from the times you yell at him.
Lizzie: You wanna say that again?
Kimi: Sure. Maybe because you blew his eardrums from the times you yell at him.
Lizzie: Why I outta-
Kimi: Try something and see what happens
*Both start to fight.*
You all don't need to see that fight. Too much violence and I rated this K+ and it will cost me 5 bucks to
change it. Like I said, I'm broke.
Anyway, thanks the people who asked questions! *gives virtual cookie* ]
Plz review to ask you question(s) or pm me. This is the only fanfiction I can update today DX. oh well.
*watches fight with movie popcorn in hand* Lizzie doesn't stand a chance. I can't believe she's stupid enough to pick a fight with Kimi. Obviouslty she wasn't paying attention to what Kimi did to Wally.