I don't own FMA *sob* But I wish I did!

"Edward~" I sang, randomly jumping on Ed's bed and bouncing on it. Ed came out of the shower, fully dressed, with his golden hair still gleaming with water.

"What?" He asked as he sat down on the bed. I stopped jumping and knelt behind him, draping my arms around his shoulders and resting my head next to his.

"We are missing something….." I whispered, laughing as I saw Ed's face heat up. I got up and just sat next to him, smirking.

"What's with that look? What were you thinking I meant?" I teased, laughing harder when Ed's face got even redder. Katya and Al entered, just to find me laughing at Ed.

"What happened?" Katya asked suspiciously as Al came to help me up, as I had fallen off the bed laughing so hard. I thanked him as he pulled me to my feet.

"I was telling Ed….." I trailed off, grinning at Ed, "That our little family is missing something."

Okay, just so you don't get the wrong idea, I will inform you of the situation. Since I had suddenly became a team with Ed, according to Mustang, I had to live close so we could discuss work matters. So, with the great friends we are, we decided to live together. And, since our sidekicks, better known as Katya (mine) and Al (Ed's) lived with us originally, we all decided to live together. I called us a family, cause, well….. Katya was my sister, Al was my brother, and Ed was my maid. Yes, he refused, but that one time I got him into a dress….. Let's just say I'm lucky to still have my head on my shoulders. BUT HE LOOKED SO GOOD IN THE MAID DRESS I DECIDED HE WAS THE MAID! Ahem…but that's for another time.

"What is it missing?" Katya asked, confused. The cat I had….. Before, wasn't very…. Lets say, HONEST, so it was discarded, so…..

"In the regulations for the apartment, it said they allowed pets!" I announced, "So we'll get a pet!"

Everyone in the room just looked at me. Just looked.

"Then, we should get a dog!" Katya yelled. I nodded, and looked at the brothers, who both looked opposing to the idea.

"Can we get a cat?" Al asked, while Ed nodded stubbornly. Katya and I both turned to slightly glare at them.

"DOG!" Katya yelled.

"CAT!" Edward puffed.

"DOG!"

"CAT!"

"DINOSAUR!" I shouted randomly.

"CAT…. Wait what?" Ed said, looking at me. I nodded.

"I think we should forget about cats and dogs and get a dinosaur." I said honestly, although I knew that wasn't possible.

"LYNETTE!" Ed roared, coming after me. I cackled while I ran from him, grinning like crazy as he chased me around the apartment.

"They're crazy…." Al and Katya muttered, sweat dropping as I used alchemy to make handles on the ceiling, which I hung from, out of Ed's reach, because the ceiling was pretty high.

"Al, why do you want to get a cat?" Katya asked, despite her knowlage of Al's fondness of cats.

"Because they're so cute!" Al exclaimed. Katya smiled, and nodded.

"They are, but… Dogs are cute to!"

"But aren't cats fluffy?"

"No, they're just fat and squishy!" I called from the ceiling. Ed growled as he used alchemy to climb after me. "OH SHIT!" I shouted, swinging and dashing away from Ed. He came right after me.

"Well, some are," Katya replied to his previous question. Al smiled.

"Then why don't we get a cat?" He tried to persuade Katya. She pouted.

"But I want a dog~" She whined.

"Ed can be your dog after he's done with his maid duties!" I shouted, sprinting away from Ed as he nearly tore me to shreds. Katya and Al sweat dropped again.

"And she calls me insane…." Katya mumbled under her breath, but Al caught it. Then, he remembered some advice I had given him.

~*Flashback*~

I sat back on a couch, wrapping an arm around Al.

They were at some random party one of Ed's friends was having, and Al and Katya had had a fight. I felt bad for Al, knowing how my best friend get's stubborn sometimes (We all do) and I chose to go comfort Al, and maybe tell him a few things….

"Al, are you alright?" I asked worriedly. He nodded, but his eyebrows were furrowed, as if he was thinking hard about something.

"Al, don't think too hard or you'll hurt yourself," I teased. He seemed to snap out of the trance he was in and faced me.

"She's really mad at me," He sighed. I patted his back.

"You know, there IS a way to bend her to your will…." I said, and Al's face brightened.

"There is?"

"Yes, but it only works with you. Now, listen to me carefully." I said, pulling Al closer so only we could hear.

"I want you to…." I trailed off, whispering the rest to him. He looked at me, shocked.

"You…. You want me to….." Al trailed off, his face cherry red. I clucked my tongue in mock disappointment.

"You really are as pure as a child," I tried to hold a straight face, but epically failed. I snickered as Al looked as if he was fighting within himself.

"Don't worry, she'll faint before the final part. It's fine, Al. just be smooth," I said, pushing him off the couch and in Katya's direction.

~*End of Flashback*~

Al picked Katya up bridal style, his face extremely close to hers. He used the smirk I had taken a few hours out of my life to teach him how to do.

"You sure you don't want a cat?" Al purred in the voice I taught him to use.

I really had spent a whole day just to teach him how to do this trick, well, after a month of trying to convince him it was alright to do it. *Sigh* He's just too innocent to want to do this by himself. I can't believe I taught him so good though!

Ed and I stopped in our tracks to watch this event unfold, with me silently encouraging Al to go on, and with Ed looking at his brother as if he was brainwashed.

He put his forehead against Katya's, and I swear, I started to tear up a bit.

"My Al is growing up," I sniffed, wiping a tear away with a hankerchief.

"He's not your son," Ed sweat dropped. I sighed, and kicked him in the stomach, making him double over while I glared at him.

"You ruined the moment." I growled. I pulled out my iPod touch and snapped a picture of the moment before it was done.

Anyway, Katya fainted right there and then, turning limp in Al's arm. Al, breaking character, looked around, flustered.

"What do I do? What do I do?" He asked, coming over to me and Ed. He raised his eyebrows at the injured Ed, but didn't ask.

"Set her down on the couch. Let her sleep… And maybe she'll want a cat when she wakes up….." I ordered. Al did as I told but then Ed looked at me, recovered.

"What about you? Do you agree on getting a cat?" Ed asked. I shook my head.

"You'll find me bit harder to bend," I said proudly. That's when Ed's smirk reappeared as he inched closer to me.

I tried to run, but Ed swooped me up into his arms….

And lets say moments later I was beside Katya on the couch, also unconscious, except I also had a bloody nose. We can already assume who won the argument.

HAHA! Good oneshot, no? And yes, I will make another oneshot series separate to this series, and it will have the story of Ed in the dress…. I leave you to look forward to it! Also….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! I LOVE YOU~

And yes, in the future I will try to set you (my best friend) up with moments like these when we find guys like Ed and Al….. BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!