Disclaimer: Pft, this is a FANFICTION. I.e, I am a fan of DGM and beansprouts and rabbits and womany-looking guy (gets Mugen shoved into asshole)
Disclaimer 2: I don't own the storyline but I own the translation. The original writer is 倒数3年
Please don't hate me. (some parts I cut out her joke and put in mine instead cos it's a Chinky joke and it won't make sense in English)
Pairing: LavixKanda, (yes teh RK) but its light pairing no hardcore stuff, fluff only if you consider it fluff.
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It's vague in my memory, but I can still recall it.
That day, I woke up really late, it was past breakfast time and the dining hall hasn't got any food leftover.
So I was squatting outside the Mess Hall, frustrated and red-faced, staring at the ground with sad, teary eyes.
Then someone approached me, it was Yuu.
"What are you doing?" he asked in a bored tone.
So I told him my heroic tale of 'breakfastlessness' with some exaggeration.
The main point I reinforced was: I'm starving.
He paused a moment and said, "Wait here."
So I waited, and soon, he came back with something in his hand.
I asked him what he was holding. He said it was vegetable salad.
---Though all I saw was a piece of celery with a strip of mayonnaise down the middle.
I hammered the thought of 'he cares for me, he made me breakfast' into my head, and took the celery stick with gratefulness. I squeezed my eyes shut and chomped into the celery with my front teeth.
The celery was REALLY fresh, with a strong scent of soil fertilizer.
'Yuu was in too much of a hurry knowing I'm hungry, he didn't have the time to wash it.' I convinced myself with tears streaming down my face.
---I wonder if I got anything in the bathroom cupboard that stops diarrhea… -----------
Yuu glanced at me. Looking at his face, he wanted to say something but couldn't find the words.
"…Is it good?" he finally said.
I smiled brightly with tears of gratefulness (and pain).
"Ah, Yuu-chan you're the best!"
It was quick and unexpected.
But I saw it.
The flash of red that tinted his face.
It was really, really pretty.
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Ghost Hunt!
Part II: Now you mention it, sumo sounds 'fun'.
The mode of transportation this time for the mission was going to be by boat. All together there were three passengers: 1 x Kanda, 1 x rabbit, and 1 x finder.
The boat wasn't big, but it was enough for three people. After they finished preparing and finally got into the boat and start sailing, it was already near midnight.
Though nothing much had been done, those hours felt unexpectedly tiring.
Thanks to Lavi, who was still as energetic as ever, giving off annoying vibes of refreshing-ness.
Kanda on the other hand, was gradually nodding off. Only the finder was still writing in his journal about this mission, and other who knows what information.
Such dedication deserves a clap.
…
…….
"Yuu, let's play the 'fall down' game."
Lavi was bored with amusing himself so he changed his target.
"What's that?" not agreeing to Lavi too quickly, because Kanda saw the mischievous glint in his eyes.
"It's just we push each other and see who falls first."
"… You mean, sumo wrestling?" Kanda remembered something he had seen when he was very young back in his mother country.
"What's that? Pushing over is pushing over. …… Got nothing to do with elephants."
Note: in Chinese, 'sumo wresting' sounds the same as 'elephant wrestling'.
"No, Sumo is a sport.
"Huh? Elephants pushing each other is a sport?" Lavi gasped, followed by a string of snickers.
"……I'm not playing." Kanda refused after seeing Lavi's expression.
"Why not!?"
"For that, you need people who are very…voluptuous and wear very little… I don't feel like catching a cold."
"C'mon, it should be alright. It's quite warm here in the cabin, beside we're both males so there's nothing to be shy about!"
Just as Lavi was talking/attempting distraction, he started to undo Kanda's first button.
Don't look down on my ability, Lavi-kono-yaro!
"ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY MAMAMIYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Kanda slammed Mugen as hard as he could on Lavi's wrist. After that, it turned into a wherever Kanda could reach Lavi-bashing with his katana.
"Tch, this is the last time." Kanda glared after Lavi begged him to stop. Meaning the next time I'll chop your wrist off and stab you wherever I feel like.
Kanda didn't always know what Lavi was thinking or planning on next, but he could tell whether Lavi's action was going to cause him any harm (whether it was physical or psychological. Usually the latter.)
Perhaps this is the 'sixth sense' Kanda had developed after spending so many years with Lavi.
But, developing this kind of sixth sense…is kinda sad. Kanda cringed inwardly.
Kanda ignored Lavi's exaggerated groans of pain and found a comfy spot in the corner to rest. He held Mugen tightly next to his chest.
One is for Akuma invasion, two is for Lavi invasion. (Of his personal space at night)
That idiot had tried to 'attack' him before when he was asleep, and not only once did Lavi attempted that.
'Must keep vigilant at all times.'
The journey was quite short (but Kanda felt it was long), they arrived at their destination on the third day.
It was a small, peaceful town next to the sea, the people of the town were very hospitable so their mood began to loosen up a bit.
When you arrived at somewhere foreign, the first thing is to become familiar with the place. Realising this, Kanda found himself to be dragged around by Lavi, the idiot bought a mountain of different local treats and who knows what from the streets.
"Yuu-chan, you want some." Lavi said between mouthfuls of the sticky blue thing he was chewing on.
I'm going to be sick…
"I don't want any." Kanda replied with a glare before remembering something.
"And don't call me that, bastard!" he snapped.
"Hm… geez" Lavi shrugged and continued to look around for more 'interesting' things.
"Holy shit!! Yuu-chan, I never thought I'd see fried cockroaches…"
"Damn it! I told you not to call me that!!!"
In the end, Lavi ate a large variety of things from the streets…
---the consequence being,
"Ahhh, Yuu My stomach hurts." Lavi whined. They were at their hotel, it was late at night.
"Hn, suits you right."
"You're so cold buddy. Ah! Man, if only the old jiijii's here…." For once Lavi missed his strict master, but now it was too late.
"Kanda-dono! Lavi-dono! The doctor has arrived!" the finder came back in delight, with a small girl about eleven to twelve years old. Kanda scrutinized her with suspicion.
"Isn't there another doctor in this town?"
"I'm very sorry. The only doctors here are from my family. It used to be my grandfather who checks on the patients, but…" The girl didn't say anymore, it seemed a bit uncomfortable for her.
"Fine, as long as you cure him." Kanda said.
"Yes."
The girl immediately sat next to Lavi's bed and started checking his pulse and breathing and tongue colour (?) carefully, after that, she took out a bunch of strange looking plants which Kanda had never seen before, out of her sack. She grounded the plants and mixed the powder with hot water.
"Please, drink this."
Lavi whimpered, "It smells…a bit…" he stared at the bowl of dark green liquid, hesitated (or to say he didn't want to drink it at all.)
"Don't worry, I made it a bit more concentrated than usual, but it shouldn't kill you." The girl said with an innocent that meant completely no harm.
"WHAT!??! …I…I'm not drinking this."
Tears welled up in the girl's eyes after hearing Lavi's harsh disapproval of her…very hard work.
Kanda frowned at the situation and eyed Lavi with a glare.
[Below is all eye to eye conversation between them two, using eyebrows…
[Lavi you idiot, hurry up and drink this so this kid can leave.
[What? You want me to die?
[You don't die that easily.
[Well you drink this for me then.
[Why should I? I'm not the one that's sick.
[Damn, no way in hell am I gonna swallow that, never!
[Fine, you choose: Swallow this or swallow Mugen.
[……………….I'd rather swallow Mugen.
[…….How about this, if you drink this thing I'll stay at your room tonight.
[Really? REALLY!!!
[…….
Lavi took the silence as an automatic yes and grabbed the bowl of medicine, and chucked it down in one go with a shakey smile.
"Yuu…you… pro…mised……" Lavi choked out before falling back onto his pillow with a thud.
"Woa! Is…is he alright?" The girl saw the situation didn't look right, and rushed over.
"He's just asleep." Kanda shrugged.
"But, his eyes are still open."
"… He sleeps with his eyes open."
"But it's twitching…"
Kanda looked at Lavi.
It was true Lavi was giving off spasms every two seconds.
"It's alright, it's just spasms, should be gone after a while."
"…there's foam coming out of his mouth…"
"He drools during sleep."
"Is that so……well then, I'll take leave now. Please take care."
"…Doctor."
"Yes?"
"Any coffin makers around here?"
"…………"
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"Yuu-chan"
"Ne, Yuu You listening to me?"
"Huh?"
"I said, it was really weird. Last night I dreamt of my old colleagues who had passed away during war. And they were yelling at me, 'Go back, this place is not for you!'"
"Ah…really…"
"Don't you find it strange?"
"……..it's just a dream."
"It felt quite real to me though…" and as usual, Lavi started to blab energetically with his grin,
Always smiling, always forgiving, or maybe forgetting.
Kanda was in too much self-guilt to actually look at Lavi, so he turned around to polish Mugen.
At least that idiot's ok. Kanda sighed with relief.
The finder watched quietly, taking out his《Mission Log》 and started to do his daily job of recording.
O Month X Day
The second day at our destination. No progress with the mission.
…ijou…
TBC.
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Author's note: Ah…this chapter is totally off the main mission, but completely kuso. The next chapter will be back to the mission and the ghosts, hopefully the last chapter as well.
Grak/Notes:
People, thank you for the reviews, and I mentioned that my monitor is made of chocolate so I shall eat it now behind your eyes.
Munch munch, yummo
And thank you to the kind person who added this to their fav. Story. You must be really weird, just like me. Hahahaha. I love you.
Anyway, ijou that's all above. (It's Japanese for 以上, usually people write that to conclude rather than 'the end.' )
The line Kanda thought of:
Don't look down on my ability- it meant the ability of knowing that Lavi was going to grope him. In Japanese it's meant to be, 'Namen-nayo, Rabi kono yarou!' But I guess it's hard to translate 'Namen-nayo' into English cos it just sounds really weird.
I guess it's easy to translate from Jap to Chn than Jap to English, cos sometimes there's just no direct translation for some words, laughs
Lavi-kono-yarou – I think most people should know this means Lavi you (this) bastard.
Kuso shit literally, but just means crack or pointlessness in this context.
It's quite scary that Lavi and Kanda can say so much just by looking at each other. --! They must be telepathic.
There's actually 2 more chapters to go but I guess I'll combine it.
BB
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Ps. Sum this chapter up in less than 5 words.
(Sample answer: When's this gonna bloody end?)
Reader: oi, oi 'When's' is 2 words you bloody cheated, bastard!