I can't believe it took me so long to get around to writing this! DX ARGH!
Oh, and I tried to have all of the dialogue in Japanese. Nearly screamed at how hard it was to find a good English to Romaji translator, so it might not be completely right... oo I'ma put translations at the bottom...
Disclaimer; Um... Um... I own... Ummmmmm...
... What do I own?
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"Grr!"
Sasuke smiled, watching as his daughter attempted to pick one of the tiny kittens up with her little hands. He laughed lightly when one of the kittens crawled over her foot, making her giggle from the tickling sensation. The two of them were vaguely aware that Naruto was home and had started making lunch, probably getting ready to come and join them in the doorway to the closet.
He smiled when an idea came to him, picking one of the kittens up and showing it the almost-two-year-old. "Grr!" He said jokingly, moving the squirming ball of fluff gently closer to her and laughing again.
... Oops.
She squealed, getting up and running out of the room as he sat there bemusedly.
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Naruto looked up when she heard their daughter squeal, followed by the pattering of the small child running into the kitchen. The little raven hid behind the Kage's legs when she got into the kitchen, making the blond wonder just what the Hell her husband had just done. "Nani? Doushita, Suri-chan?" She asked, looking down and putting a hand on the small one's head. Naruto looked up again when Sasuke walked into the room, laughing.
Naruto shook her head, putting a hand to her forehead. "Dou yatte desu ka, koibito?" Sasuke shrugged apologetically, rubbing his neck and looking away, whistling. Naruto glared halfheartedly, putting her hands to her hips. "Dou yatte desu ka, Teme?"
"Koneko unari goe..." He risked a look at the two, expecting Naruto to hit him over the head. But no, he had to be wrong twice today; Naruto was attempting to hold back her laughter as their daughter pouted cutely. "N-nani ga warai de?! Naruto!!"
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--laugh-- This was actually inspired by a story my Okaa-chan told me. :) She had apparently done what Sasuke had to my oldest sister, Kamo-nee, about nine years before I was born. I was laughing so hard when she told me the story, and I hope you laughed, too! XD
Nani - What
Doushita - What's wrong
Dou yatte desu ka - What did you do
Koibito - Sweetheart, lover
Teme - Bastard, or Naruto's nickname for Sasuke
Koneko - Kitten
Unari goe - Growl (They wouldn't translate "growled"! D:)
Nani ha warai de - What are you laughing at
Please tell me what you thought of it, and sorry it's so short!