Title: PRINCESS
Author: Mellodramattic
Pairings: Implied one-sided KamijoxHizaki.
Warnings: Angst, sarcasm, sexual themes, mild language.
Summary: I'm not your Princess, I remind him, and he merely laughs and offers me alcohol.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kamijo, Hizaki, Jasmine You, Teru, Yuki, or Versailles-Philharmonic Quintet-. I merely write drabbles; this one is for the fifteenth birthday of my soulmate, Hannah N. Johnson.
PRINCESS
by Mellodramattic
"My name is Kamijo."
His name is Kamijo Yuuji, most imaginative aristocrat: long ago, they called him Prince as a joke, and now he laughs in irony and decadence. Such a silly man, always playing with the roses (and his cape).
He prances -- sorry, Prince Vocalist -- and laughs and tries to change a baby rabbit into a prince; such a silly man, and finally he gives up, bunny-turned-boy stepping aside for drums.
"Yuki-ani! Teru-kichi!"
Always teasing little boys; he acts like a pervert, and later I find him wasted on the couch, depressed, surrounded by bottles and liquor and blood. He really should be more careful of broken glass, and then he laughs at me and kisses my hands.
"Princess--"
I hit him when he gets to bold, as men are wont to do; I'm not your Princess, I remind him, and he merely laughs and offers me alcohol. Such a silly man, and when I take the intoxication away from him he smiles at me and says to protect my pretty princess hands; I offer him his clothes.
"Versailles!"
The name of our masterpiece -- of our family -- of our excuse; yet he disregards my warnings and lives, and sings, and kisses, and when he drunkenly puts his hands in inexcusable places, I pity him and don't protest (because he never remembers in the morning).
"Thank you, DC!"
Enthusiastic as always, the idiot, and because he begs and begs I give in and drink, and as I do I feel as if we've made a huge mistake; and when he complains to me of hatred and plummeting sales, I remind him of vodka, and he becomes quiet and works hard once more. Jasmine can hardly keep up in his dresses.
"PRINCE & PRINCESS is ready!!"
I let him tease me and don't say a word, and let everyone speculate on the exact meaning of Prince and Princess. Dearest flower, he whispers in my ear, and I smile and push him away and ignore his mocking laugh. Such a silly man, and yet what a bastard. I have to remind him of his boundaries.
"Please, Hizaki, let's go for the top now!"
His name is Kamijo Yuuji, but he acknowledges only his surname; and so sometimes I say, Ji-ji, and he makes faces and creates a fuss, and in the end laughs and says it's lucky I'm the princess, or else he'd have to punish me. I calmly tell him to shut up and fuck me already. Such a silly man, but I don't love him.
Silly human error.