It was a day like no other thought Yuna and Lulu. They defeated Sin only 3 years ago with the help of Tidus, Auron, Wakka, Rikku, Kimarhi, Lulu, and their summoner Yuna. She obtained the final aeon and lost Tidus her true love in the same day. Now it has been 1 year since Tidus was gifted to live with Yuna. From there Lulu and Wakka finally got together and had their child. Now they have devoted themselves to being Sphere Hunters and teachers to the new army of Spira. But today was like Yuna and Lulu thought unusual for some reason. They past it off like excitement and then Yuna and Lulu lead the gang to the bridge of the airship.
Yuna- Hey guys what do you want to do today?
Tidus- Hun, I was a total fan of blitzball, and I know that there is a game today think we can go?
Wakka-Well why not, I heard that our team at home the besaid aurochs are having tryouts why don't we go try out? Anyway we have nothing better to do right?
Lulu-Ok but I'm not playing I have to be the silent, responsible one you know, and what about our child?
Wakka- You're here, why else would we have you along!
(Lulu throws her onion knight at Wakka)
Wakka- What was that for?
Lulu- What do you think?
Auron- You guys act your age you have a child now!
Yuna- O sir auron they are just having some harmless fun right
Tidus- O you just got in trouble with the queen bee!!
Yuna- What are you saying?
Kimarhi- Knock it off or I will show you my true power of a Ronso!
Cid- Knock it off your on my ship or do you want me to get out my spear!!
(points to rules)
No yelling
If you make food make It for Cid too
If you make a mess on my ship I will shoot you
Talk about my weight and you will be throughn overboard!
5. If you piss me off I will find another severe punishment for you!
Cid-What part of my rules don't you get?
(Cid pulls out his rifle)
(Everyone gets up and leaves)
2 hours later…
Luca
Rikku- We are finally here if Cid would shut up and pilot the airship we would have been here yesterday!
Auron- Can you be somewhat realistic ever!
Rikku-Shut up Grandpa!
Auron-With age comes brains so it explains why your so stupid
Yuna-STOP!
Rikku- Sorry yunnie
Tidus- There is the line!!
Wakka- Chill out dude!
Besaid Auroch #1- Its Wakka and Tidus stop the auditions we found our two positions!
Besaid Auroch#2- Where have you been mans!
Tidus- Don't you pick up a paper we defeated Sin you idiot!
Besaud Auroch#2- Ok then
(under his breathe PMS)
Besaid Auroch- Can you play in today's game?
Tidus- We have not played for a while but we would be happy to right?
Wakka- Well why not!
(10 minutes later the 7 Aurochs go into the sphere for blitzball against Luca Goers!)(Tidus is center and gets the ball first and gets close to their goal and jecht shots it and the goalie could not catch it)
In the Crowd
Yuffie- Wow Cloud we are actually in Luca think they have anything good to steal in their shops
Cloud- We just got here don't cause to much commotion ok?
Tifa- Who is that hot guy in the game
Yuna- That guy with the blonde hair it is Tidus
Tifa- I might have to meet that guy Cloud you have some Competion
(Yuna seems pissed!)
Rikku-You guys are not from around here are you?
Cloud-No why
Rikku- Because you guys are the first people who did not ask us for help?
Tifa-Why would we need help from you 2 you seem really weak!
Rikku-Excuse ME!!
Yuna-Calm down Rikku we defeated Sin and brought about the eternal calm!
Barret-Wow, interesting
(3 goals later Luca goers forfeit!)
Tidus- Yuna did you see me !!
Yuna- You were amazing Tidus I am so happy your all mine!
(Tifa makes a fist)
(Cloud pulls out his sword)(He slashes at Tidus luckily Auron jumps in with his blade and saves Tidus again)
Tidus- Dude I don't even know you why you attacking me?
Cloud- Tifa likes you if I take out you she will be with me!
Aerish- What about me Cloud?
Cloud- I want a girl who does not die all the time so go sit down
Tifa- Now you fight for me!
(Tidus pulls out his sword and begins attacking Cloud while Auron is attacking too)(Aeris revives Zach and Zach starts to attack Tidus and Auron with Cloud)
Squall- What the heck?
Seifer- It's a sword fight lets go!
(For no reason Squall and Seifer join the fight for the fun of it!)
3 way battle
(Yuna and Lulu yell stop)
Zell- I will shut you up little miss almighty summoner
Rikku- You will have to get to her pretty come and get it!
(Zell charges at Rikku and she jumps and kicks him in the back and knocks him to the ground)
Tifa-Finally a fight I will fight in!
(Tifa jumps on Zells shoulders and strikes Rikku in the face)
Lulu-Enough!!
(She uses doublecast and uses meteor and ultima on Tifa)
Aeris-No you don't you little witch!
(casts comet on Lulu)
Selphie-Zell hang on
(Casts firaga, thundaga, blizaga)
Yuffie-Ok so no commotion Ill be back going to an item shop they might have a 5 finger discount!
Wakka-No you don't!
(Yuffie's shuriken and Wakka's blitzball hits together in the middle of the fight and together!)
(A black hole appears)(Out comes Sephiroth and Seymour and Paine and Ultemicia)
Everyone- Gasp
Sephiroth- Cloud I told you your darkness always brings me back and it looks like Zach Is here to it will be a pleasure to kill you both with my blade!
Seymour-O my ex wife Yuna it has been so long and now I will kill you so we can be together forever!
Paine- Lulu my sister so long it has been now like I killed our parents you shall meet my blade with your new child
Lulu- You touch me, my child, or anyone here and I swear the last thing you will be worring about is where you will go after death
Ultemicia- Squall, Zell, and Selphie my favorites of my group it seems like you made some new friends!
Sephiroth-Now lets fight Cloud!
Kimarhi- No!!
(Sephiroth's blade goes through Kimarhi like he was never there)(The same to Barret and Aeris and Irvine)
Sephiroth- Haha anymore
Vincent and Lulu- Just us!
(Vincent transforms and Lulu casts Ultima!)
Seymour-Let us go we will be back!
(drops a letter)
Yuna-hey guys I think we have bigger problems than each other!
Cloud- What does it say?
Yuna- Though we are different we are a like to fix our problems work together cause we are and along the way you will make many allies but with allies comes enemies!
Tifa- I think we were supposed to get that
Cloud- Now where can we go we don't have any hideout
Yuna- No but we have an airship!
(Tidus, Auron, Wakka, Yuna, Lulu, Rikku lead to the airship)
(Cloud, Zach, Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent follow)
(Squall, Zell, Seifer, Selphie, and Rinoa follow slowly)