Hi, Everybody! Now, all of you must be very happy that I finally came up with an idea to start on. There also a couple of people thinking that they saw something similar to this theme in the form of a guide. Such a FanFic exists, though the author of it gave me permission to use it.
So this chapter is dedicated to the fabulous Shinigami Angel 13.
ON WITH THE LISTS!
Disclaimer: Okay, what are the chances that I'm Tachibana Higuchi? I'll tell you: absolutely zero (but thanks for the compliment!).
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We also have a surprise visitor here! Give it up for Hotaru Imai! (Hotaru: "Thank you, thank you, you're too kind," turns to me "For having your audience hurt my ears, you owe me 10 rabbits," I take out a 10 rabbit coin. She grabs it hungrily.)
The Lists of Randomness
List Two: Hotaru Imai's Favorite Blackmail Pictures
(Warning! I wouldn't talk about these to other people…especially if said people can control wild beasts, such as lions…and tigers…and bears…OH MY!)
Key: Name of the person blackmailed-action that will make them bend to Hotaru's will
1. Luca Nogi-hugging the Giant Piyo
2. Mikan Sakura-levitated in the air, arms and legs flailing, a (ugly) look of anger/embarrassment on her face
3. Luca Nogi-in a girl's uniform
4. Narumi-sensei-in a bright blue wig, and a frilly pink dress.
5. Luca Nogi-declaring a proclamation of love to Natsume, a black bite mark on his neck (courtesy of Luna Koizumi) (this will be ten times funnier if you saw List One)
6. Sumire Shoda-in a bowing position in front of a giant Natsume poster
7. Luca Nogi-with fake bunny ears
8. Wakako Usami-kissing a giant Natsume poster.
9. Luca Nogi-with REAL bunny ears
10. Tsubasa Andō/Natsume Hyuga-Natsume hugging Tsubasa around the middle, the latter looking like he is in extreme pain (this will only be funny if you read the Valentine's Day Chapter…nope, still funny)
11. Luca Nogi-looking extremely confused, with about twenty Misaki-sempai's closing in on him, all with big smiles on their (her, their…She's a Doppelganger Alice, give me a break!) faces.
12. Megane Whose-Last-Name-Escapes-Me (What? I never found out his last name…)-fawning over Misaki (-sempai, not –sensei)
13. Luca Nogi/Mikan Sakura-Luca is holding out a white Alice Stone to Mikan, who is looking a little freaked out/confused.
14. Misaki Harada (sempai)/Tsubasa Andō-dancing with each other, Misaki's head on Tsubasa's shoulder, Tsubasa blushing furiously
15. Luca Nogi-playing with Bunny-Boo in class
16. Luca Nogi/Mikan Sakura-Luca kissing Mikan on the cheek.
17. Natsume Hyuga-sleeping under the Sakura tree
18. Luca Nogi/Hotaru Imai (I know, she's blackmailing herself, weird…Hotaru: "Win some, lose some")-holding hands
19. Natsume Hyuga/Mikan Sakura-kissing in the tree... (Chapter 50 is my favorite!)
20. Luna Koizumi-about to bite some poor little kid, an sly look on her face
21. Youchi Hijiri/Mr. Bear-Youchi hugging Mr. Bear, the latter kicking the prior in the stomach
22. Misaki-sensei-looking very ugly, and yelling ("NARU! DID YOU STEAL MY WHIPLASH BEAN!?!?!?!?!?!")
23. Subaru Imai-crying, looking at a photo of his parents and baby Hotaru, a picture from after he left for the Academy.
24. Luca Nogi- singing with his animal friends in the musical.
25. Luca Nogi/Mikan Sakura/Natsume Hyuga-Luca and Mikan about to kiss, both blushing furiously, while Natsume is aiming a blackboard eraser at Mikan's head (this is during the Alice Festival show)
26. Yuri Miyazono-dressed in a boys uniform during the Alice Festival Last dance, appearing to be talking ("Why am I dressed as a boy again?")
27. Mr. Bear-leaving flowers on Kaname Sonō's windowsill (you are not a true fan if you don't know who Kaname is. Hint: he's the only other person besides Tsubasa that can control Mr. Bear.)
28. Luca Nogi-mouth covered in chocolate, staring right at the camera, with a freaked out look on his face.
29. Luca Nogi-mouth covered in chocolate, facing the camera, appearing to be yelling ("IMAI!")
30. Luca Nogi-wearing a Snow White dress, appearing to be yelling ("IMAI!")
31. Luca Nogi- chasing after a flying robot, which is carrying a giant picture of Luca and the Giant Piyo playing, Luca appears to be yelling ("IMAI!")
32. Jin Jin-freaking out, lighting zapping around him, facing a painting of a severed hand.
33. Luca Nogi-facing the camera, appears to be talking to the camera (actually, trying to reason with Hotaru "Imai, give it a rest. This is starting to get old" (how much do you want to bet that she is not going to stop))
And a little bonus:
34. Luca Nogi-dancing with Bunny-Boo while wearing a-
(cue angry Gakuen Alice characters, Luca as the leader, who grab Hotaru and I and tie us up. Luca steals the laptop and types: )
List Two and a Half: Luca Nogi's favorite blackmail photo:
(Warning! Please don't show this to a certain inventor…)
1. Hotaru Imai-snoozing, head in someone's lap (Luca's, I think. How should I know? I'm tied up and two yards away from my laptop, while a person holding a bunny is typing on it. Mikan: "aw, how sweet!" Everybody else: "Serves her right! Go Bunny Boy!" Hotaru (to herself): "Let's see, he owes me 10 rabbits for stealing my camera, 50 for using it against me…" Me: "Nogi! I'm allergic to rabbit hair!" Luca: "You should have thought of that before you made Imai come here to embarrass me in front of the Gakuen Alice fans!")
(The Gakuen Alice characters untie Hotaru and me after a few minutes. Hotaru and I start chasing Luca. Hotaru: "NOGI! YOU OWE ME 256 RABBITS FOR THAT PHOTO OF ME!" Me: "NOGI! YOU'RE PAYING FOR MY MEDICAL BILLS!")
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Did you see the trend? Yeah, I see how people want Luca and Hotaru to go together. I don't, however, see how Mikan and Natsume should be together. PREZ DESERVES HER! DON'T JUST STAND THERE, TOBITA! SHOW HER HOW YOU FEEL!
…Sorry for that little spastic moment (All Characters: "LITTLE? THAT WAS LITTLE?!" Prez: "Thank you, Melody-chan,"). But don't you think that Mikan deserves someone a little nicer? I know about "tough love", but seriously, there is an extent to which that can be taken
(All Gakuen Alice characters exit).
So, I am, again, out of ideas, so could you please review me your ideas, so that I can steal them. Now before you say "SHE'S GONNA STEAL? SHE'S SO MEAN!" I'd like to say that I have a new policy: any ideas that I take from someone else, the chapter that's based on it will be dedicated to them. Also, tell me if you like this list too. It makes you feel so happy inside (and it's sweet, light, and fluffy, like a marshmallow… wait, I'm thinking of Howalon. Oops. Well, reviews make me feel good too.)
Sincerely,
Melody H. Grace
P.S. Nogi is dead meat. I'm still itchy from the rabbit hair and it's been TWO WEEKS! (I scratch my arm a couple of times). It's really annoying. And he paid Hotaru 300 rabbits to stop her from chasing him, and paid another 500 to get her to hold me back so that he could escape. Money-loving traitor (Hotaru: "I heard that!" fires Baka gun at me).