Hey you guys. So this parody is about Alois and Ciel doing Smosh with Alois being Ian Hecox while Ciel is Anthony Padilla. The story mostly revolves around Ciel and Alois. Some episodes of Smosh will be sligthly changed due to Ciel's personality.

Modern AU Fanfic/Parody

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WARNING!: Added my OWN scenes to further humor the fanfic.

Addicted To Honey Boo Boo

"My name is Alois and everyone's telling me that I'm addicted to Honey Boo Boo show which-" the blonde giggles a bit "-I'm not at all." He then stood up from his seat and went to his room. Fiddling around his closet he got out a poster of Honey Boo Boo and hanged it on the wall. Later, Ciel finds him in the living room of his house watching Honey Boo Boo. Seriously, why does he hang out in his house so much?

"Ahem..."

Alois stops laughing and grins nervously at Ciel. "Uh, can you believe people actually watch this crap? Stupid, so fucking stupid, right?"

"...you need a therapist."

Alois watches Honey Boo Boo Child for five hours everyday. That's more than eight million hours a year. That's almost the size of Texas and England combined. Alois' best friend Ciel, is the only one that knows the extend of Alois' problem. He invited us over to see if we can help.

"Okay, first of all, I didn't invited you. You guys just came barging in. Second, I'm not his 'best friend'. He's just an acquaintance."

"Then why are you with him?" Asked the narrator, Ronald Knox, with a smirk.

Ciel rolled his eyes. "Its because he practically assaulted me on sight at the first day of elementary. So now I'm stuck with him. That and Sebastian is a fucking bastard to let him watch over me while he's at work.

"Oh, you mean babysit?"

"Shut. Up."

"Ooookaaay... So, what has Alois been doing?"

"That blonde git has been talking in an idiotic manner like that child."

"Bard's Bakery, m-may I t-take your o-order?" Asked a magenta-haired waitress with large round glasses.

"Hi, you got any cheese baws?" Asked Alois in a high-pitched voice. Ciel stares at him blankly.

"U-um... cheese... baws?"

"He meant 'cheese balls'." Ciel corrected in a monotone as he started to read of the menu again.

"Cheese baws!" Alois lifted up his shirt and began to use his belly-button as his mouth. "My tum-tum's gotta have it!" The waitress gave him a terrified look and Alois scowls, still unhappy because he still didn't get his cheese balls. So, he grabbed his giant bottle of yellow-ish green liquid and began to pound it against the table. Ciel moving a few inches away to avoid getting hit.

"Cheese baws! Cheese baws! Give me-" Then, he was carried away by other waiters. "Nahahaha!"

Ciel sighs and puts down the menu. "I'll have the strawberry short cake special with a cup of Earl Gray Tea."

And so, his foster father Claude- which is rarely home- and Ciel decided to take Alois to a therapist.

"Alright, Alois. It's time to- what in Hell's name are you doing?" Ciel stopped in his tracks and stared wide eyed at Alois, who wore ridiculous clothing that only suited for women.

"I'm getting ready for a pageant, wanna come?" Alois asked in that same annoying tone.

Ciel's eye twitched. "No, I don't wanna come. We are going to-"

"Oh nah ah! You ain't go telling Alo Boo Boo Bear what to do! Nah mm mm mm mm mm. No!" The blonde exclaimed while pursing his lips.

"...Alo Boo Boo Bear?"

"Yeah, that's my name now, dummy." He then drank the same bottle of liquid from earlier. "DUH!"

Alois spends two hundred dollars a week on makeup. That's enough money to buy five hundred sixty pounds of chicken feed. Ninety-nine percent of Americans believe anything they read. Alois' foster dad has been brought to the house to witness Alois' addiction for the first time.

Claude and Ciel watched Alois has he swayed his hips.

"What's wrong, dada? You ain't love me no more?"

Both sane people shook their heads. Then, Claude sighed.

"Somebody please remind me why I took you in?"

"And why I let you befriended me?" added Ciel.

Later, Ciel decided to confronts his best friend-

"Look, will you quit it with the 'best friend' thing!?"

Alright, geez! How about 'Life Partner?' (1)

"No."

Then... brother figure?

"No."

Then what!?

"You tell me."

Fine... Then you'll be his... I don't know, boyfriend?

"..."

Kid, what are you doing with that knife...? No, don't come near me, I'm a certified adult! Don't you dare point that at me! No, don't, get away...

AAAH!

Ciel sighed as he once again entered Alois' room. "Alright, Alois. You have to stop this. You look like a mental, homo that will almost surpass Grell! That and you're about to do a beauty pageant for kids that is extremely and obviously illegal for teen boys!"

"Ish 'mkay, litte maaan!"

"...what?"

"Mmm-bub figgly foo squeemy jeemy."

Ciel groans. "Look, I can't believe I'm saying this but... please stop it. I have to admit that life is boring without you... Maybe not."

Alois being Alois, was touched to here that. He sniffed as tears began to form. "I'm sorry!"

Ciel let Alois hugged him. He awkwardly patted his back as the blonde began to sob.

'Fuck my life.'

(1) Life Partner was mentioned somewhere in the series 'Addicted to-'

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