*Raises eyebrows* Am I Rick Riordan?

NO I only own my original characters and my smexy-with-a-bit-of-gangster attitude!

(Remastered version note-I also don't own no songs if i have put any there...)

Enjoy!-

The Mansion of night never looked well, it's obsidian based build looked grand and authoritative. The pillars were dark and gloomy, with souls that he collected spiraling up them, withering, crying and screaming forever in the obsidian that would hold them until the ends of time. Tartarus sometimes wished that there would be a mute button because the souls only added more when he was pissed off. They would yell at him, give him insults and just make stupid noises, no matter he whisked them away, more would come and annoy him even more. The Protogenoi of the pit knew it was morning, but in here, no light could reach. Nothing that he wanted would ever reach here. Not even the so called "Gods" dared come down. Tartarus could easily scare them off or even incinerate them with his true form. But what he let in was torches. They blazed, not with red, but a color of a healthy star, that he could have sworn Nyx stole some from the night sky and put them here, just for ascetics.

He breathed, in and out, this meeting would include all the awake Protogenoi this meant it included his annoying brother, Pontus the grouchy-no-good-show-off and his nephew, Eros, the I-will-arrange-your-love-life freak. He did not know why they were there, Pontus didn't even control a realm and Eros was not fully Protogenoi! His third brother was fine to him, Erebous was laid back and calm, but you did not want to get on the wrong side with him, he would ruin something of yours that you held dear and you could not do anything to stop it or get revenge. He would just disappear into shadows and not be seen for a century. He was probably in Russia, working as an mortal in a international Mafia. Tartarurs wondered if the Mafia still existed.

"I am glad you came, brother." The shadows hissed. It slowly circled around him until the darkness suddenly materialized into a hooded figure, right in front of him, holding his two Stygian daggers-Unknown and Shadow. Erebus was wearing a tattered robe that covered his backside and his wings, which were now spread and opened to its full length. The wings were also tattered and ugly. The hood was off, presenting a scar from his right eye to the bottom-right of his nose, which he lost in a fight to near death with him. Tartarus remembered they were arguing over something stupid.

"It vas a busy day in the over word, my brother, the Ebola outbreak that Eris sent has caused chaos and I am the only vne that can clear up this mess!" Erebus hissed with a heavy Russian accent. The pit god raised his eyebrows. This is why he didn't have children.

"Yes, she is doing mad things to prove her worth to Nyx, after those two pesky demigods made her daughters fight each other. Why are females always like this, squabbling over stupid things?" Tartarus questioned.

"I do not knov, ve may never understand them." Erebus curtly replied. "Where is Nyx? She is never late for the council. She is always early!"

Speak of the pit, a huge black chariot appeared, pulled by demon horses and a mist clouding the mistress of night, "You are not the only one who clears up this mess Erebus, should I remind you, YOU were to busy having a go at Eris, I remember you said-"

"I will throw her to the abyss, the young lady cannot cause more problems for me, its making half-dead souls float in my place and float back!" Erebus was definitely pissed, his tone got icy and a cloud of darkness was starting to form.

"Yes but need I remind you that, I cleared the mess up!" Erebus glared daggers at Nyx and she did the same. Tartarus wondered when they would kill each other. "Looks like some people have got their panties in a bunch!" A feminine voice. Suddenly, dozens of flowers had rained on them and there he was, Eros. The bastard with his "angel" wings and monstrous red eyes. Tartarurs glared at the flowers and they wilted away.

"Hello!" Eros cheerfully said, summoning more flowers to cover up the dead ones.

Tartarurs waved his hands and the flowers burnt to ashes. Eros summoned more.

"Why is he even here? He's not even a full protogenoi!" Tartarus exclaimed.

"Because you need some friends in your life, mister-I-will-always-be-single-cold-and-will-never-ever-have-no-friends!" Cheekily the love god replied, tallying up the sad points of the other protogenoi's life with his fingers.

"I-" Tartarus did not have time to finish what he said because dirty seawater rained upon them, most of the rain was directed to the Pit Lord.

"Look who came, late as usual!" Nyx scorned as the seawater On the floor wove into a shape and then the water exploded. Some pieces of seaweed dropped on the floor and was gone before Tartarurs could incinerate them.

Smoke covered the area and where the water was, a man with a pure white beard, tanned skin and a huge ego stood. Pontus was always the one to show off, he was wearing ancient Atlantori clothes and a silver bracelet on one arm. His beard was trimmed and there was not a single hair that was loose.

The sea Lord declared "FELLOW PROTOGENOI, BEHOLD THE PRESENCE OF PONTUS!"

"Exaggerator!" hissed Tartarus, glaring at Pontus.

"Eww!" cried Nyx as she was drenched in dirty seawater.

"Brother! Was that necessary?" snapped a wet and angry Erebus.

"Hummm, better than last time!" complimented a dry love god. Eros received glares from the drenched Primodori.

"Anyway, are we going to start the council?" asked the sea Lord.

"Yes, but let us be dry next time." Tartarurs said, drying his and the others clothes with a flick of his finger.

Erebus then asked politely "Where is Gaea?" The whole council, even Eros and Pontus, gave him a look.

Eros then said, "That's why I'm here. I'm a replacement for Gaea."

Nyx folded her arms and said "Didn't you know? I thought I told you!"

"What's happened?"

Tartarurs responded to that by saying "Her soul has gone, the only thing that is left, is a shell of dirt that the humans and gods alike walk on. This council is a war council. Two of out kin have died. The gods will be tempted to send more demigods to slay us. They are greedy bastards that want the power to themselves."

"There is nothing to worry about brother! You can use your powers and eat them up!" Pontus said.

"I'm not worried about the demigods. I'm worried about what they might find" Tartarurs said, exchanging glances to all of them except Eros. Erebus nodded.

"Come, we have a batter place to discuss this than in front of my mansion." Nyx said, walking up to the pillars.

"From now on we need to stand together. As one! Or they will slay us all!" Tartarurs announced. "To the mansion!" (A/N: To the Batmobile!)

All the Protogenoi walked in.

-# Ebola and Cancer can go to Tartarurs!

Live put the protogenoi's as a bit childish, but sensible when they need to be, because, well, I want a bit of comedy between the dysfunctional family! And also I like being a bit OCC...