In the beginning, there was nothing. But then, there was something. How surprising!

Many mythologies tell of the different ages. And this was the dank.. age?

The dankage age, was the age of dankage...

I think

Well, many people say it is dank.. and sank.. like my self esteem

Annnywuy, there were many kingdoms. And by many I went two.

One was the Steamship, (Pun intended) who has gay games

And the other one was the not so steamy steam ship (Pun in.. wait). It was the gay game. The Steamship had 4 commanders that at the time were bestowed the highest of ranks ever respected by cabbage apes: Faglord27, Gaben Ramen (Mentioned in the prologue), Garry Modder (Also in the prologue) Por Taltoo, David Halflife, and Tim F Trés.. wait did I say there were 4 people-

But then, one day, the Counter Strike nation counter stroke.. wait wrong word oh shi-

They were led by 5 people: Sewka B Yat, Rush Sheen, Pete P Byeson, Piss Nien Tee, and the most goddamn ferocious cabbage thing; Green Apple, who's full name was Green Apple Yaoi.

However, people called him the most menacing titles, like the "G.A.Y" and "YaoiLord777"

However, he was straight and had a wife.. I mean his spines straighter than mine so... am I ga-

His real name was also Getre S Gwon.

And now, the battle starts.. next chapter

Authors Note:

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