Dear Diary,
Guess who I just met. CHAD DYLAN COOPER!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so excited… until, that is, I actually got to know him. He thinks he is SUCH a heartthrob but in reality he is just a jerk-throb. He even stole my yogurt! But he is SO cute. Wait what am I saying!?!?! Chad Dylan Cooper is so not cute! Well maybe just a little bit. But that doesn't matter. Now back to what I was saying. He is the biggest jerk in jerk-Slovakia (you get it? Like Czechoslovakia. Ha-ha). You wanna know why? Well I'll tell you why. I was trying to make peace and he set up a prank! When I was trying to be nice, HE threw my problem solving egg salad at me and posted it on "Tween Weekly Online"! I cannot believe that jerk! And then when I tried to go over there to talk things over, HE tried charming me! I'm not saying I didn't fall for it, because I did, I'm just saying that he can't get whatever he wants because of his good looks. Well not that he has any of course. So you wanna know what I did? Well I'll tell you what I did! I challenged him to musical chairs. It was down to me and Chad. He kept looking into my eyes but I took no notice, he was NOT going to distract me! Just as the music stopped, he was closer to the chair than I was, no way could I win so I took matters into my own hands. I tripped and faked a broken ankle. I admit my acting wasn't all that good then, but he fell for it anyway. Looks like somebody cares. Anyway, when he took my hand to pull me up, I pulled him down instead and took the seat. We won the game! As a reward, he had to say something nice about So Random on national television! We sat down on the couch to watch Mackenzie Falls,( only to watch his part of the bargain, of course) wow he IS a good actor. But his show wasn't nearly as good as our "Fasty Food" sketch that would come on right after Mackenzie Falls. OK well I should get to bed now have to get up early for rehearsals tomorrow.
With love,
Sonny Monroe