Hey guys,
Since so many of you asked for it, I'm gonna continue this fic! But since I'm swamped with tons of shit to do, I will only be updating it once a month, that is on the 1st of every month. Also, for all of you who want to know who Kuroko's mom is, well I'll tell ya one thing; it ain't Bluebell. I've decided to grant your wishes and written a whole chapter revealing Kuroko's mum. Well, I've written parts of it anyway. So yeah, if you want I can put it on here as an extra chapter and be done with it. What do you think?
Let me know if you think that's a good idea. Now you can get to the story, enjoy!
Tsuna was in a conspiring mood. Him being the Vongola Decimo, this usually meant trouble for whomever it was the Mafia Don was conspiring against. In this case, it just had to be his oldest son Tetsuya. The boy was getting on his nerves a lot lately. Ever since the boy had moved back to Japan to live on his own, it had been one bombshell after another. It was driving him crazy. So he had decided to mess with his son for once.
"Whose life are you planning to ruin now, Tsu-kun?" Came the soothing voice of one Kyoko. His wife knew him way too well, sometimes.
"Tetsu-kun's, but only a little so don't worry." He answered, smiling up at auburn haired woman as she gave him a disapproving look.
"And what has my poor Tetsu-chan done to warrant that?"
"What hasn't he done? Ever since he started Middle School, it's been one thing after another. 'Daddy I wanna live on my own, in Japan. No not Namimori where people can keep an eye on me. No I have to go to Tokyo of all places.' And then, 'Daddy I'm teammates and friends with Akashi Seijuro of all people.' I tell him to stay away from that boy, and what does he do? Befriends him."
"Are you sure you're not over reacting, Hun?"
"Oh heck no. Are you forgetting about how he showed up out of nowhere last year, absolutely distraught because of what those idiot 'friends' of his had done to poor Ogiwara-kun and his team? Do you not remember how long it had taken for us and the kids to get him back to normal? If he had just listened to me and stayed in Italy with us none of that would have happened."
"He's a teenager, Tsu-kun. He is going to do stuff like that, it's completely normal at his age. Are you forgetting how worried you and the others would make us girls and your Mum back in Middle School?"
"That was all Reborn's fault! Oh and what about his latest stunt? How he took on all those Mafiosi by himself? He could have gotten seriously hurt. The boy nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"You got in way more dangerous situations at that age Tsu-kun. You're starting to sound like a hypocrite." Kyoko joked. Tsuna just waved the jab away.
"That too was mostly Reborn's fault for getting me in those situations. Actually, everything with Tetsu is his fault too! He's the one who's made my son so reckless and thrill-seeking."
"If you keep blaming him, he'll hear you." Kyoko warned, stifling a giggle. As if on cue, a bullet whizzed past Tsuna's head-he had dodged just in time-and impaled itself on one of the trees behind the couple.
"You had to say that didn't you?" It was incredible how Tsuna could, even at 35, whine perfectly like his middle school self.
"Ah, gomen ne, Tsu-kun."
"Oh!" Tsuna exclaimed, dodging yet another bullet. "I know just what to do."
The grin that had appeared on his face was decidedly ominous to the chaos to come. Kyoko pitied her poor Tetsu-chan.
About two weeks after the hostage incident, Kagami bumped into his blue-haired rival Aomine Daiki on a street-ball court. At first, Kagami had though about challenging the 'Miracle' in a one-on-one but then he remembered something Kuroko had said the other day and a thought struck him. The revelation of Kuroko's real identity had brought forth many questions, which Kuroko had skillfully ignored.
"Oi Ahomine, have you ever met Kuroko's dad?"
"Huh?" The sudden query had managed to blindside the other boy enough to make him disregard the nickname. "I haven't actually. Though I know Satsuki once had lunch with his mom. Well, step-mom anyway. I don't think his real mom's around actually."
"Oh?" Well that didn't really answer any of his questions. But it seemed Aomine wasn't done talking yet.
"Yep. Satsuki also told me his family name is actually 'Sawada' and that he uses his mom's name 'Kuroko'. Something about not wanting to drag unnecessary attention to himself since his family is super-rich apparently. When I asked him about the name change he said he simply didn't care to be kidnapped again. That one creeped me out a little."
"Didn't really seem to work all that well though." Kagami commented.
"What are ya babbling about?"
"Oh um these guys attacked our school the other day. Took some of the team hostage. They tried to barter with Kuroko, he said they wanted to use him to blackmail his dad into giving them a ton of money. But it was okay, he handled it."
"Who handled it?"
"Kuroko of course."
"Tetsu handled a bunch of thugs? You're kidding me right? How'd he do that, scare the shit out of 'em with his 'popping out of nowhere act'?"
"Um...I'm not supposed to spill the details." Kagami muttered suddenly remembering that Hibari guy's warning. A shiver ran down his spine and a terrorized expression filled his face. That was enough for Aomine to back off. Having known one Akashi Seijuro nearly four years now, he knew that expression a bit too well.
"Well then I gotta go. See you around or something."
And if that wasn't enough to show the befuddled state of the blue-haired Touo Ace, then nothing was.
"Iemitsu dear!" Sawada Nana's sing-song voice rang through the kitchen as the brown haired woman as she skipped towards her husband. The latter was currently busy getting rid of any signs of the cake he had been snacking on just moments ago-it wouldn't do to ruin his wife's ever so cheerful mood by being caught cheating on his diet.
"Yes Nana dear, what is it? I was just here looking for some-some-uh-salad! Yes, I was looking for some salad! That's what it was, I wasn't eating any of Tetsu-kun's cake I swear.
"Huh? What's that about cake, dear?" Nana's mood seemed to falter momentarily and Iemitsu paled. What to do? What to do? Oh wait-
"Nothing dear. Weren't you saying something?"
"Oh yes. It's wonderful dear, Tsu-kun's coming home and Kyoko-chan and the twins are coming as well. Isn't it great dear?"
"Eh? My Tuna-fish is coming home. Ah that really is wonderful! And I get to see my youngest grand kids as well. It'll be so much fun. I'll tell them so many embarrassing stories of Tsuna's childhood. Oh and Tetsu-kun can help me-"
"Oh I almost forgot. Tsu-kun said not to tell Tetsu-kun, he said they want to give him a nice surprise."
"Okay, I wont tell him!." Iemitsu exclaimed loudly. Just then the kitchen door opened behind him.
"Wont tell who what?" Speak of the devil.
"Ah Tetsu-kun's here." Said Nana as she moved to hug her grandson.
"Huh oh nothing. We weren't talking about you. Not at all." For a retired Mafiosi, Iemitsu seemed to have absolutely no tact whatsoever.
"Grandpa's acting weird." Said Kuroko in that infamous deadpan tone of his. Nana just laughed airily.
"Ah Tetsuya-san welcome back." Said the Tanaka the Butler of the Japanese Vongola Mansion. "Nana-san prepared your favorite Vanilla sponge cake earlier. You will be staying for the weekend, I assume?"
"Yes. Where's the cake?" Said the boy, eager for his favorite treat. His face fell into a frown as he noted the empty cake tray in the fridge, with the exception of a few crumbs.
"Grandma where's my cake? I was really looking forward to it. I haven't had any cake all week because of Coach's strict diet plan. But now the cake's gone!" By that last part, the boy's blue eyes were sparkling with tears.
Two pairs of accusing eyes turned towards a certain blond haired Ninth Generation CEDEF Boss, sending daggers his way. The man shrunk under his wife and butler's scrutiny.
Then, having realized what had become of his beloved cake, Kuroko Tetsuya burst into tears.
That day, Sawada Iemitsu faced his wife's wrath for the first time in many, many years and swore to never ever eat cake ever again. Nothing was worth this.
It was three days later that Kagami Taiga woke up to find a distinctly suspicious envelope in his mail box. The invite inside just created more questioning instead of answering the original ones.
Kagami Taiga,
You are invited to a special lunch party at the Vongola Mansion in Namimori this Saturday so as to celebrate Tetsuya and his teams recent victory in the winter-cup. There will be great food, good entertainment, lots of embarrassing stories about darling Tetsu-kun and much, much more. If you wish to join us just turn up in front of Seirin High at 7 in the morning on Saturday, we will pick you up.
Hope you choose to join us.
Sawada Tsunayoshi,
Vongola Decimo.
P.S.- If you could, I'd rather appreciate if you kept this a secret from Tetsu-kun. We'll give him a nice surprise, eh?
A huge grin spread across the red-head's face as he finished reading the 'invite'. Things seemed to be going his way at last. This would be a whole lot of fun, he could just tell.
Back at the Vongola Mansion one Hibari Kyoya was out for blood. All day he had slugged away in his office finishing paperwork under the watchful eye of his ever-loyal right hand, Kusakabe. The one thing he had looked forward to was the cake he knew the Omnivore's mother had baked. Now, he had been told that the cake was gone ad not one slice had been left for him like he'd instructed Tanaka to do. The only reason he wasn't on a blind rage right now was because he knew exactly who had eaten his cake.
It wasn't even the Omnivore's ghost of a son who kept appearing out of nowhere and giving him a bit of a fright. Not that he would ever admit that. No the fluffy, blue-haired kid was far too Herbivorous to be able to scare a Carnivore like him. Anyway, back to the point, the cake in question had actually been devoured selfishly by the Omnivore's idiot father.
And after a whole five minutes of searching he had finally found his perpetrator.
"Sawada Iemitsu, I shall bit you to death."
"Oi Hibari be sensible-ah-oi-hey-AAH!"
"Ah Hibari-san, Grandma made more cake. You can have some as well if you want." Came Tetsuya's voice out of nowhere.
"Hn." The Skylark would have cursed the boys ghostly tendencies had he not come bearing such wonderful news. On that note, he left for the kitchen. His cake awaited him after all.
"Ah Tetsu-kun grandpa loves you! You saved his life, thank you!"
"It's no problem Grandpa. Could I ask you for something?"
"Of course, anything! What do you want?"
"Extra-large Vanilla milkshake from the Maji Burger near my apartment."
"Yosh. Then we'll go to Tokyo tomorrow!"
"But I want it now."
"Heh? But it's 8:30 in the night. And an hour-drive to Tokyo."
"But you said I could ask for anything."
"Yes but-" That was when Tetsuya pulled the kicked-puppy face. Damn that was almost as effective as Tsuna's on a bad day.
"Oh um okay I'll go and get that milkshake then."
"Extra large."
"Extra large. Got it." With that Iemitsu was running out leaving a secretly grinning Tetsuya behind.
Revenge accomplished.
Hope you guys liked that. I have no idea how to write humor so I just type out whatever I think would be funny.
Before you scamper off though, here's the replies to Guest reviews-
*yulis- Thanks!
*Guest(the one who reviewed with OMG!s)- Thanks, as you can see, I am continuing this.
*Guest(the one who asked for chapter 2)- Well, here it is!
*reviewer404- I do write Yaoi, but this fic is gonna be a general fic with no real pairing. There may be hints but that's about it. Not counting all the married/already dating couples of course.
*Takeshi Tetsuya- Your review was huge and full of helpful criticism and I love you for it, seriously, I do. As for your queries; Firstly, yes I get that Kuroko isn't one to talk but from the Teiko arc we know that when Kuroko does talk he tends to not spare any relevant details. I needed a plot so lets just assume that was dear Tetsu-chan getting a wait off his chest. He definitely wont be as honest and open in the future, that was a one-time thing.
Secondly, as for Hibari, I myself thought that TYL!Hibari had changed quite a lot. Just my opinion but I think being in Tsuna and Co's constant company would soften even the bloodthirsty Prefect a bit. Plus, he's a grown adult with-possibly-a wife and kids now so it's only natural he would have changed. Also, Adult Hibari is far too much of a big-shot to personally deal with such small-fry. I thought that fitting. (The action scene was lost because I suck at writing them. It's better left to the imagination than have me mess the whole thing up.)
Basketball skills are nice and all, he may have used them. After all, there is nothing to suggest he didn't. Kuroko being Boss' Son idea was actually something I wanted to read. But I unfortunately didn't find a single such fic. So I though I'd write one of my own. The whole mom thing will be explained in the extra chapter I will upload sometime in the next week or so. If I have enough time that is.
*Guest(the one with CAPS who slunk away into the 'far ends of the interweb')- I'M CONTINUING IT :D
*Guest(the one who reviewed on April 1)- Thanks! The OOCness was sorta intentional. Glad you liked it though.
*coolgirl- Thanks! That will all be answered in time, but you're going to have to wait for the story to progress to know. ^~^
*aki- Thanks, here's more! No they don't. Though Akashi might, frankly haven't decided yet.
*life- Here you go, was this ossum as well? Or have I failed this time round? o.0
*Guest(the one who reviewed on April 25)- That's a compliment of the highest degrees! I shall forever love you and if you want, I'll back you some of my famous sponge cakes, cause you're awesome!
That's all of them I guess. Oh and to all my guest readers, if you could please LEAVE A NAME when you review that would really help me out. It gets quite tiring having to keep up with all of the reviews. Thanks for reviewing though.
Till next time!
-Jahnvi ^-^