Previously on Stargate SG-1
And with the end of the song, Sam's head was resting against Jacks's shoulder and there was raucous applause and shouting as they walked back to their seats.
Chapter 2
Daniel got to his feet unsteadily and staggered to the stage when his chosen song, Hit Me Baby One More Time was called up.
The music began and Daniel began to try and dance seductively around the stage, but more looking like a drunken sailor in the process.
With the opening verse
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
He let out a wail trying to put on a girly voice at the top of his lungs and shouting into the microphone as if he was being tortured with a Goa'uld pain stick. The audience cringed as he began singing and Sam and Jack spat their drinks over the table when Daniel started singing the chorus.
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
With that Daniel dropped to his knees, and started poking his chest.
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
He started shaking his head uncontrollably and then looking up to the roof with his arms outstretched, and with those fatal words "hit me baby one more time" he slapped himself on the arse in time with the lyrics.
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
With that Daniel dropped to his knees, and started poking his chest.
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
He started shaking his head uncontrollably and then looking up to the roof with his arms outstretched, and with those fatal words "hit me baby one more time" he slapped himself on the arse in time with the lyrics.
Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
With that Daniel dropped to his knees, and started poking his chest.
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
He jumped to his feet and threw his head back with his arms above his head waiting for the applause. He stepped of stage to a heavily forced applause, mainly due to the hilarity of his act, and when he sat down he was oblivious to the close proximity that Sam and Jack were sharing.
A/N: Hope you liked that one folks, please R&R, don't know where it's gonna go from here but I don't think that there is much more to it… The next chapter has been written so if you review you might get is sooner...