One-Shot #2: Stupid Cheerleader

Setting: U.A. Sports Festival

Genre: Humor

Pairing(s): None

Other Characters: The Girls of Class 1A, Kaminari, Mineta, Izuku (mention), Todoroki (mention)

Point of View: Third-Person Singular (Fem!Bakugou)

Summary: The girls of Class 1A have been duped into wearing cheerleader outfits and...let's just say Katsumi did not take it well...

Author's Notes: I thought this would be a fun idea to write out after rewatching the U.A. Festival arc! Hope you guys enjoy it!

That Half-n-Half bastard had a rough family life, huh? That would explain that ugly-ass scar on his left eye and why he's so cocky about winning, especially with just his right side. And Deku...got to where he was because of other people? Well, shit, that would make sense. Otherwise, why the hell would he be here? And as if he was going to be Number 1. Katsumi KNEW she was going to be Number 1! The whole world will see it happen here!

She had left Deku and that Half-n-Half bastard to it, thinking about what the hell to do next. She wasn't hungry, she already ate. Plus, lunchtime was almost over, so-

"Kacchan!" called out the girl she cared to know as Round Face. She looked at her with her piercing red eyes.

"Don't call me that, Round Face!" she yelled at her before she grabbed her arm.

"Come on, we need to go!"

She was a little puzzled. "What the hell are you-"

"We need to go to the locker room and get into cheerleader outfits!"

The spiky-haired girl could have sworn she never heard anything more stupid. "WHAT?!"

...

As she got dragged into the locker room, she saw Ponytail Girl making the outfits. Some of the girls were even putting them on. She made one last outfit just for Katsumi and handed it to her, saying, "Here, put this on." Katsumi was stiff, looking beyond pissed about this. The girls looked at her, some of them frowning. "Come on, Bakugou-san. Mineta-san had said we all need to dress in this."

"You TRUST that disgusting piece of shit?!" Ponytail Girl tensed up.

"Hey! We need to wear these for the cheer battle event!" Annoying Invisible Girl said.

"There is no damn cheer battle event!"

"There is! Mineta said he heard from Aizawa-sensei," Weird Earlobes also said, crossing her arms. "I don't like this either, but we have to do it."

"There is a chance that you might get disqualified from the competition if you don't wear the uniform," Frog Face added.

Katsumi felt cold for a second. If she doesn't wear this stupid outfit, she would get disqualified...? WHY WERE THINGS SO STUPID?!

The girls could hear the crowd cheering, meaning that the sports festival has resumed. "Come on! We need to get out to get out there!" Round Face said in a bit of a panic.

The ash-blonde-haired girl grunted and yelled, "FINE! I'LL WEAR THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND ITS STUPID POM-POMS!" The rest of the girls looked intimidated by her outburst, but she didn't care. She just wanted this over with.

...

Finally, with pom-poms at the ready, the girls went out...and everyone went completely silent. Class 1B were looking at them weird...everyone else was actually. Katsumi looked like she wanted to get out of this outfit right now, looking pale and sweating. "Wait a minute..." Present Mic said over the loudspeaker.

"What are they doing?" Aizawa-sensei said over the loudspeaker as well.

What are we doing...? Katsumi thought, feeling like shit.

"Jee-whiz, Class 1A! What kind of fanservice is this?!"

Now the spiky-haired girl felt like time stopped and she was frozen in it. "Fan...service...?" she stammered almost inaudibly, beginning to shake a little.

Suddenly, she and the rest of the girls saw the Electric Idiot and the Purple Pervert look lewd and gave each other thumbs-ups. Ponytail Girl snapped and yelled, "MINETA-SAN?! KAMINARI-SAN?! YOU'VE TRICKED US?!"

They did... Katsumi never felt so embarrassed, so humiliated, so mortified in her life. She wanted to be Number 1...now she looked like a stupid cheerleader, a girl that's not all that threatening.

The other girls except for Annoying Invisible Girl were downcast about being duped, but Katsumi? Words couldn't describe how angered she felt about this, especially since those two bastards lied about the girls having to wear these...

Round Face came to her slowly, saying, "Uh...Kacchan?"

"I'll kill them," she muttered under her breath, making her a little tense.

"H-huh?"

Then she exploded her pom-poms, making the girls scream and look intimidated once again.

"I'll kill them both." Without any hesitation, she used her Explosion to dash to them to give them a piece of their minds. "I'LL KILL YOU DISGUSTING, PERVERTED BASTARDS!" Both looked like they were in a horror movie before running as fast as they could away from her.

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T KILL ME!" Electric Idiot cried out. "I HELPED YOU WITH THE CALVARY BATTLE EARLIER!"

"YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD EXCUSE, ELECTRIC PERVERT?!"

"W-WE MUST'VE MISHEARD!" Purple Pervert said, looking back at her with tears. "Can you forgive us...?"

How could she forgive pieces of shit, especially this one? "I'll kill you first." That pervert screamed as loud as he could as he and Electric Idiot continued to run away from her.

"Well, would you look at this?!" Present Mic said through the loudspeaker. "Now Class 1A is showing us a wild goose chase on top of the fanservice!"

"Someone stop this before it gets out of hand," Aizawa also said. "The festival must continue."